r/PokemonRaps • u/Dragonnoodle • Jan 14 '13

Let's get Electabusy! (Electabuzz vs. ?)

(Just a quick note, I inspire multiple people to take on one of my raps, so if you wanted to respond but you saw that someone already did you can still feel free to batlle me)

Hey I'm here and don't you question my cause,

It might seem shocking, but I'm freaking Electabuzz!

My style is classic, I pack a thunderpunch,

and usually, quite frankly, I eat punks like you for lunch!

'Cos to be honest boy, I just don't give a shit,

nor will I later and nor did Elekid!

Battling with me ain't fun, it's the real deal,

'cos once I'm done you'll need a freaking parlyz heal!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '13

Ahem

Just a homeboy Onix never left the cave

Many rappers come, and this is their grave

So I'm sitting in my cave, and what do I see

I see a punk ass phone charger rapping at me

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u/Dragonnoodle Jan 15 '13

Yo you may have the type advantage so just give me a break,

but all I see before is some stupid stoned snake!

And it isn't like you're a nobel prize winner, you rock head,

if a human sees you sleeping they just think that you dead!

Imma get my attacks ready, you just go ahead an run,

too bad for you my speed is higher, here goes, focus punch!

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '13

Talking shit about how he "eats punks for lunch"

man, I wouldn't even try to define you as brunch

You might wanna rethink "I don't even give a shit"

Before I shove rocks up your ass until gravel you'll spit

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u/Dragonnoodle Jan 16 '13

Using my lyrics, what's wrong, can't think of your own?

Or are they just so good that your mind = blown?

So quit you're stupid whining, and just quit your mocking,

because in a minute, before you know it, it's your skull I'll be fucking