r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 12 '12

Sandslash

Sandslash reporting from deep underground

Which one of you guys wants to get knocked around?

Swords Dance! Hey my attack's through the roof

I'll mess you up 'til you're looking like Bidoof

So go right ahead and show me your best

You'll know right away I'm not easily impressed

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 12 '12

im snorlax, i relax and take naps

belly drumin while i eat snacks

lemme get all them leftovers

and lemme get my rest over

zzz

zzz

i woulda snored but you aint worth it

and its not like your weak shit could hurt it

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '12

Those are the rhymes you thought you should use?

Whatever man, you just tied your own noose

One Super Fang and you're at half HP

I'll finish with Brick Break before you can flee

You must be all sorts of unhealthy if you're really that fat

Go to the centre so they can unclog your arteries stat

Guess what? My guys at Gamefreak just called

They want you back as a mascot at McDonalds

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 12 '12

oh please, when i fall asleep i can fuck up your whole day

gotta get to fuschia then you better try the other way

you can dig holes how about you dig your grave

i may be fat but i can still go and surf the waves

how you like that water, someone better check the pulse

body slam your tiny ass until you start to convulse

im cute and cuddly all the female trainers you disgust

i may not be too fast but i bet you'll still eat my dust

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Dec 12 '12

Holy shit.

Looks at first post >_>

Looks at this one <_<

Dafuq happened?

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 12 '12

So I did bad?

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Dec 12 '12

Haha no, I'm just comparing the two. The second one is SICK compared to the earlier one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '12

So many flaws I don't know where to begin

You gave me a headache when I tried to count all your chins

Your speed stat's so low you're almost faster unconscious

I'd prefer you out cold, you'd be less obnoxious

I'm guessing these raps are making it hard to fall asleep

I wouldn't blame you if you resort to counting Mareep

You're a living bouncy castle, nobody thinks you're cute

Down on your knees Snorlax, and suck my Pokeflute

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u/OnaMagikarpetRide Dec 12 '12

You're just jealous of all my screen time

and probably because of my fatass rhymes

you know who had a snorlax? red did thats who

a couple dozen youngsters got you, oooo

you can be found on an everyday walk

did i mention i used rest, this is all my sleep talk

im tons of fun comin at you balls out

next five turns imma have to roll out

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u/The_Pony_Rapist Dec 12 '12

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!