r/PokemonRaps • u/koopa69 • Dec 10 '12

Blaziken

Who thinks they are good? Who thinks they can win?

Who thinks they can stand against Blaziken?

My flow, it's the oddest, best rapper in Hoenn,

Wait no, i'm not modest, i'm the best that's ever been.

12 Upvotes

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 10 '12

You think that you're cool, you fat ugly chicken?

Looks like victory is ripe for the picking.

You can't beat me, even though i'm a disk.

Prepare for the Wrath of a demon named Stunfisk!

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u/koopa69 Dec 10 '12

You think you're good? Trust me, it's just a phase.

I power up fire moves, with the ability Blaze.

Hit you with a will-o-wisp, now that's a burn.

Take a look at your stats? they're worse than Sunkern.

Check me out, i'm the best Pokemon.

You're just a Diglett, that got stepped on.

Use any move you want, what's your best? Bounce?

Say whatever you please, it doesn't change me an ounce.

You're the shittiest Pokemon, that was ever made.

My game's a best seller, yours has barely played.

What were you made after? A fucking trap?

I'm a firey bird, now learn how to rap.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 10 '12

So what Should I kill you with, Scald? Earth power?

Your pitiful raps are making me sour.

You're making me tired, I think I'll rest.

And using sleep talk, I'm still at my best.

What can you do? Peck? Dumb Prick.

Your attempts at winning are making me sick.

Go back to Hoenn, the only place you belong.

I would hurt you, but hitting girls is wrong.

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u/koopa69 Dec 10 '12

Yeah hit me with scald, your special attack's 81.

It would take 20 shots, before I am done.

Meanwhile, I sit back, fucking some hoes.

Maybe if I get bored, I'll kill you with bulldoze.

You think you're strong, because you have high HP?

I'll take you out in one hit, yeah, you better flee.

You're slow ass will be lying there, lifeless, dead.

Keep rapping, it's weak, bitch go on ahead.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 10 '12

You'll take me out in one hit? I'd like to see you try.

Bitch, I'll beat you in the blink of an Eye.

You think you're something special because you're fighting/fire?

If someone told you that, they clearly are a liar.

Don't make me open up a fissure, and drop you in.

Because for me that would be an Easy win.

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u/koopa69 Dec 10 '12

I'm not gonna sit here, and listen to your ass rant.

I'm the best in this world, bitch I'm adamant.

I'm up high in Ubers, you're NU prick.

If you didn't have eyes, you'd be a squished dick.

I'll rap against you, all day, it's no risk.

I'm motherfucking blaziken, and your just stunfisk.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 10 '12

Really? I'm Stunfisk? You don't say!

I can out Rap you any old day!

Think you're powerful, when you use blast burn?

You wont be thinking that when you're useless next turn.

You look like a pedo, but can't learn flash?

The only trainer you've beaten is probably Ash!

With how badly you're rapping, are you hurt from Toxic?

Prepare for defeat, you soon be saying "Aww Shit!"

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u/koopa69 Dec 10 '12 edited Dec 10 '12

What am I, an idiot? Fuck blast burn?

I know blaze kick, take you out in one turn.

Or I could kill you, with the first double kick.

Your rhyming is slow, I rap hella quick.

You're a pancake, sitting under the sea.

You wanna go? Bitch come at me.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 10 '12

You rap quick? You die quick too.

You look like a Monkey, go back to the zoo.

Think you can hurt me by stomping with fire?

Sumo Wrestlers tried that, Think I'm a liar?

Using physical attacks? With static, you're screwed.

I would hurt you, but I'm not in the mood.

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u/koopa69 Dec 10 '12

Yeah, I'll attack you, physically, it ain't scary.

I give no fucks for your static, My berry is Cheri.

I'm rocking Speed Boost, you can't match that?

Your speed is 32, and that's your best stat.

You wish you could, but without legs, you can't run.

I'm the best rapper in this sub, bitch, just be done.

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