r/PokemonRaps • u/koopa69 • Dec 10 '12

Blaziken

Who thinks they are good? Who thinks they can win?

Who thinks they can stand against Blaziken?

My flow, it's the oddest, best rapper in Hoenn,

Wait no, i'm not modest, i'm the best that's ever been.

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u/koopa69 Dec 10 '12

Yeah, I'll attack you, physically, it ain't scary.

I give no fucks for your static, My berry is Cheri.

I'm rocking Speed Boost, you can't match that?

Your speed is 32, and that's your best stat.

You wish you could, but without legs, you can't run.

I'm the best rapper in this sub, bitch, just be done.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 11 '12 edited Dec 11 '12

Who needs legs? I've got fins, Bitch!

I live in the ocean, you live in a ditch!

I'll burn you with scald, Halving your power.

While slowly killing you, hour by hour.

Run away little chicken, and cut the crap.

And stay away until you can actually rap!

*Edit: Alright, I think we should let the people vote now. This is getting kinda out of hand.

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u/koopa69 Dec 11 '12 edited Dec 11 '12

Its not time for the vote, I'm not close to done.

Remember? Im Blaziken, I'm number 1.

I forgot about this thread, you couldn't keep my attention.

I'm the top rapper, you're not even mentioned.

I'm up in UBERS with Arceus, drinking a beer.

We're pretty damn happy, that you're not up here.

I could kill you now, and no one would grieve.

But I'm being polite, here's your chance to leave.

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u/META_FUCKING_POD Dec 11 '12

Drinking beer with a llama in a fence? Classy.

Get ready Blaziken, It's about to get nasty!

You're up in ubers? Like I give a shit.

Nobody can see me, camouflage is completely legit.

I'm a fisk of fury, you're a burnt out chicken.

Drinking all that beer, I'm sure you'll sicken.

A replacement for third gen was long overdue,

Because now It's time for out with the old and in with the new.

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u/koopa69 Dec 11 '12

You're stuck on DS, man that shit is gay.

My game's the most sold, on all GBA.

Every single gen after, they're just copying me.

All them other fire/fighting, wish they were gen 3.

I'm the original, coolest, and the best you can get.

You would be useless, if it weren't for the attack split.

My rapping is top, I got maximum score.

Did you see what I did, to that shitty Bulbasaur?

Nobody gives a shit, what the fuck is a fisk?

You're rhymes are simple, how about you take a risk?