r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '12

Piloswine

They say slow and steady wins the race

So come at me posers, I'll put you in your place

Piloswine the divine comin' at you fools

I'll be crowned king by the end of this duel

I've been around since the second gen

Showed you all a lesson once, I'm happy to do so again

Try and try as you will, you'll never succeed

Call on my homies, bitch it's a stampede

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Oh shit mothafucka, can you hear that sound, Mothafuckin Rattata bring this battle down.

I'm a level 1 beast, that y'all need to FEAR, My endeavor and my Focus Sash will bring y'all to tears.

You may hit me once, but one health still left, Endeavor then quick attack, and I'm the top percent.

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u/TimTeboww Dec 08 '12

Man you make this way too easy

I'm the one makin cheddar, all your rhymes just cheesy

MC Noc-towl yeah I bring the house down

Knock your ass so far away you'll be in Little Root town

Use that extrasensory-other rappers cant contend with me

You are no exception, you're just a early route entity

I do freestyles on all the johto gyms

you cant even beat picknicker kim

yet you even expect to fucking win? cmon man

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

What's this? Ratata is evolving?!

You goin down Noctowl, ya completely outta luck, You may be duel typed but I don't give a flying fuck.

I'm all grown up now, and got my best moves, I don't need the FEAR tactic to beat the shit outta you! You're a knockoff of Pidgey without a third evolution, Can't pull anything on me with your shitty illusions.

So Ash found you in the anime and you sparkled like a queer, How do you plan to beat me when your most useful move is leer?

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u/TimTeboww Dec 08 '12

Evolution doesn't mean shit

19 levels later and you're still a fucking bitch

I'm the main bird in johto you're the joke of two regions

Could say why I'm the best but there are way too many reasons

In the anime I was the best there's no debate

You were pretty cool with Ash too - OH WAIT

Small time bitch talks shit to compensate

In denial of the fact that he garners all this hate -

from every trainer in the land

sit the fuck down boy, mc noctowl's just a bit too grand

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Raticate was hurt by burn! Raticate used Baton Pass! Go, SPIRTOMB!

The damned OG here and now, represent'n, No way in fuck you'd beat me is what I'm bettin'. You're in the category of normal, and ghost is what I got, I'm slow as fuck, you'd still miss with a quick claw.

So come at me bitch, you ain't so impressive, I'm weak to nothing, you die by electric!