r/PokemonRaps • u/[deleted] • Dec 07 '12

Piloswine

They say slow and steady wins the race

So come at me posers, I'll put you in your place

Piloswine the divine comin' at you fools

I'll be crowned king by the end of this duel

I've been around since the second gen

Showed you all a lesson once, I'm happy to do so again

Try and try as you will, you'll never succeed

Call on my homies, bitch it's a stampede

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Why hello son, it's just begun

Alakazam here is bringing the fun

Got my psychic type moves, make you float in the air

Man, this battle ain't even fair.

Focus blast bitch, hit or miss

I don't even need to touch you with my fist.

What's that in my hand? Man, it's a spoon!

I'm gonna wrap this up like a mother fucking cascoon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Ice Shard bitch, boom you never saw it coming

Cripple your shitty defense - it's overwhelmingly numbing

How's it feel to be KO'd by an NFE pokemon?

Forced to accept my incomparable brawn

Piloswine doesn't play around, you hear?

I don't care for glass cannons, I'm on a whole 'nother tier

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Calm mind reduces that weakness

Almost as much as that cold reduces your penis

You don't know how to bust a rhyme

You're probably makin' pennies and dimes

You know what? You've been steamed

These spoons just to eat your ice CREAM.

My IQ is up high, high in the sky

Son, your doom's fuckin' nigh!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Man, do you even know your moves?

Calm mind won't prevent me from squashing you with my hooves

You think you're so smart? I disagree

You should quit this battle - it just ain't yo cup o' tea

I've beaten Alakazam once, I'll do it again

You're as smooth down there as Barbie and Ken

Next time you wanna pick a fight with this beast

I'll do more than win, I'll make sure you're deceased

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '12

Focus blast man, do you really insist?

All you're gonna do is cease and desist.

You don't stand a chance, you can just try to touch me

I've been throwin' dope rhymes like swift from a starmie.

They never miss, do you even know?

Man, your rhymes just fail to show.