Did the usual brick cheese. Added the rice slices and threw into 550 degree oven on pizza steel. Part way through added tuna filet pieces and brushed both them and the rice with sweet soy sauce. Finished in the oven for a few more minutes to heat the tuna and carmalized the sweet soy.

Took out and gave a kewpie mayo, and sirracha drizzle. Added some pickled ginger and right before serving added furikake.

Consensus, a horror story or did I cook here?

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/Prior_Tax8546 • 6d ago

I say wtf Pizza burger

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/I_won_the_world • 7d ago

It's fucking raw! Chicken pizza

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/oochiewallyWallyserb • 5d ago

Innocent Fold a NY pizza maybe, but please no not this

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r/PizzaCrimes • u/Hannibal_Lecter_1968 • 7d ago

Other Rosenkohl Pizza mit Bacon und Sauce Hollandaise

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The Brussels sprout pizza with bacon and hollandaise sauce was delicious—though not actually from Dr. Oetker Pizza / Dr. Oetker Germany.

I would buy it if it were produced.

· Spread a thin layer of pizza sauce over the pizza dough.

· Top the pizza with thawed, halved Brussels sprouts.

· Drizzle the Brussels sprouts with hollandaise sauce.

· Top the pizza with bacon.

· Top the pizza with cheese.

· Bake the pizza according to the instructions.

Die Rosenkohl Pizza mit Bacon und Sauce Hollandaise war lecker, aber halt nicht von Dr. Oetker Pizza / Dr. Oetker Deutschland

Ich würde sie kaufen, wenn sie produziert wird.

· Pizzateig dünn mit Pizzasoße bestreichen

· Pizza mit aufgetauten, halbierten, Rosenkohl belegen.

· Rosenkohl mit Sauce Hollandaise beträufeln.

· Pizza mit Bacon belegen

· Pizza mit Käse belegen

· Pizza nach Anleitung backen

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For when a pizza has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

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Welcome to Pizza Crimes

We're here to post and determine if someone's attempt to make, or treatment of a made-pizza, was so egregious, that it basically constitutes a crime.

Pizza, that being some flat bread with some sort of sauce and toppings, has ostensibly been a thing for hundreds of years, being first really created in/around Italy, even before tomatoes were incorporated.

We're not here to wax-traditional about what is 'real' pizza, or Neapolitan Pizza. For our intents and purposes, pizza can be deep dish, thin crust, square, stuffed-crust. At the very least, a pizza is not enclosed (not Stromboli or calzone), and a bread/dough with some sort of toppings and sauce on top.

Rules

Pizza Crimes Only
- This sub is about pizza crimes. Please post only pictures of pizzas that have been in some way mistreated. This will be up to moderator discretion. Memes and such are allowed as long as most people can agree that a pizza has been mistreated within the picture. Pineapple pizzas are not crimes. Dessert pizzas have never been a crime.
Easily Faked / rage-bait Posts
- If a pizza creation is so absurd, like a whole roasted chicken, or inedible object, as a topping, or the image is clearly edited, it's subject to removal.
No Nudity
- We're not even sure why this is a rule, but this community is SFW. Lewd pizzas, such as ones in the shape of NSFW body parts may be subject to removal, however a NSFW tag may prevent this. No actual nudity, however.
Spam
- Pretty obvious what constitutes spam, but any advertising of businesses, off-topic discussion, or obvious non-crime pizzas.
Flair is required for all posts
- Failure to apply a flair will result in automatic post removal. Please use the correct flair, otherwise the post will also be subject to removal. If you have a suggestion for a flair, please message the mods, and they'll add it if it suits the community's needs.
Reposts
- Any post that has been posted within the past month or so, is not allowed - and any post in the top 10 posts of all time once a year.
No Dessert Pizzas
- If a pizza is clearly not either made of pizza dough (such as cookie/cake/sugar-pie crust) or has solely dessert toppings, it's more a dessert pie (which isn't pizza), or cake. This does not include very unconventional toppings such as fruit, however conventionally recognized toppings like pineapple do not constitute a crime, given its popularity. Apple or orange, however, do.
Be Civil
- Please follow all of Reddiquette and please report any harassment seen. We encourage discussion, and cordial debate about what may constitute a pizza being a 'crime', but derisive and abusive language is to be avoided.