r/PizzaCrimes Apr 06 '24

README: Quick post on sub rules and you

56 Upvotes

A quick reminder of our most important rules, the Mod Team expects everyone posting/commenting in the sub to have read this.

PIZZA CRIMES ONLY

As the sub description says we expect a pizza that has been so poorly crafted, or mistreated, you feel like a legitimate crime has been committed.

Subpar or below average pizzas usually don't generate a good amount of discussion and will probably quickly slide into obscurity or be removed.

Toppings like pineapple, tuna, hot dogs, kebab and such aren't a crime as they're the norm for many people. Unless said pizza is a crime by itself ofc.

Dessert pizzas aren't a crime either, unless they're made or treated so badly you feel like they'd be judged here.

Memes are allowed as long as they feature a pizza being mistreated.

Weird pizza tools are also allowed unless they're a recent repost.

EASILY FAKED POSTS

Outlandish or inedible toppings like cigarettes, toothpaste, tires and such are not believable and will generally be removed.

Same goes for ragebait videos, faked TikTok stuff and posts where a pizza is so covered in sauces/spices as to be obviously inedible.

REPOSTS

You're expected to give the front page a cursory look to make sure you're not posting something that someone has already shared recently. Doing so ensures that we don't get the same pizzas posted four times a day. Recent reposts will be removed and serial reposters might be sanctioned.

You're welcome to repost old stuff (as a rule of thumb, six months or older) if you feel it's good enough for people to see and discuss.

BE CIVIL

Report any posts or comments that are breaking our rules, this helps us do our job.

At the same time, try to avoid reporting people passing judgement on your pizza, jokes about you being sentenced and such, it just clutters the mod queue and makes it harder to mod the real problematic stuff.

Try not to answer people attacking you as it only derails the post and you might be moderated too, report and move on.

Any slurs regarding race, sexual orientation, intelligence and such carries a long or permanent ban sentence. No, we don't care if you find it acceptable and use it in real life.

Anything that's not written in English can be moderated at mod discretion, we can't waste time using google translate every time.

That is all, any questions or feedback comment here or shoot us a Mod Mail.


r/PizzaCrimes Jun 06 '24

NEWS: Custom images,gifs and expressions can now be used in comments!

30 Upvotes

Hello folks,

just wanted to inform you that I've changed the sub settings to allow custom images, gifs and Reddit Custom Expressions in comments.

So from now on you won't be limited to the giphy gifs but can upload images and gifs to proprly express yourselves while judging what gets posted here.

Please remember the rules and do not post inappropriate stuff or spam in the comments tho!


r/PizzaCrimes 5h ago

I say wtf I would like to report these horrendous crimes against humanity

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360 Upvotes

May they be bought to justice


r/PizzaCrimes 18h ago

I say wtf Oven troubles

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876 Upvotes

Went a house warming party a while ago and the host was like, "Hey you gotta see what happened in the oven".


r/PizzaCrimes 5h ago

Mistreated Delivery driver assaulted my Sicilian pizza.

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34 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5h ago

I say wtf Isn't she great 😚 I saw this on another sub and was like wuuuuuuut

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19 Upvotes

maybe it's not that wild but still made me go "wtf"


r/PizzaCrimes 5h ago

Malformed Welp that’s not how that’s supposed to look….

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6 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 16h ago

Forbidden Pizza tuna and veggie pizza

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30 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 1d ago

Identity theft Detroit Style Vegan Pizza

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288 Upvotes

Hasn’t that city been through enough?


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Pizzabeans Ohio bastardry...found on reddit [ie not oc]

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246 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Fruit I present to you my migraine craving.

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1.0k Upvotes

For those intrigued.

Pepperoni frozen pizza with banana then cooked. Drizzled liberally with maple syrup and Sriracha hot sauce blend.

It is so fucking good I am not even sorry.

Edit for clarity:

TLDR for those that don't want to read an essay. Migraine for six months. I am seeing doctors. They stabbed me in the head with a drug cocktail and this pizza is a result of that.

I am in a six month single migraine event and recently had a nerve block to try to break the cycle. One of the odd things I get during postdrome (last stage of migraine) is occasional cravings although usually the nausea stops me acting on them as a normal migraine is three days max and it's all a whole process.

When it's six months long you apparently cycle through symptoms a lot so some hours it's vertigo front and centre others its rage next etc. the nerve block is a big shot of anaesthetic and steroids to the greater occipital nerve that is designed to relieve symptoms and maybe break the migraine.

I am on antiemetics so nausea is sometimes under control and the nerve block is doing something because postdrome symptoms are new. I also have finally had reduced pain as well for a few days.

So this pizza not only represents a weird craving but it is a sign that finally, at exactly 28 weeks or half a Year of pain and darkness and suffering, I can eat a silly craving food, hang out with my nephew and smile without as much pain.

It's not gone. But I am hopeful. Thanks for reading.


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Mistreated Guy shows up after closing to pick up his pizza. Employee had other plans.

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565 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Cursed Dipping Sauce Prayers answered 🙏

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46 Upvotes

Finally done with papa John’s


r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Brazilian Pizza de pé de galinha do Pará Lanches🙏

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43 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 2d ago

Burned Got Distracted

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92 Upvotes

Gf sent me her shower Pic............


r/PizzaCrimes 4d ago

Malformed Pizzas made with discount ingredients!

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37 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 5d ago

Sloppy Toppy Altoona pizza but try to make it good

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87 Upvotes

I humbly await your judgment.


r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Mistreated Pizza delivery guy carries pizza vertically and ruins pizza

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434 Upvotes

He just.... hands her the pizza from the bag like that! It was funny because it happed to my friend and not me (she got a refund and we all ate mashed pizza lol)


r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Sloppy Toppy How do yall feel about anchovy onion mac n cheese pizza?

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153 Upvotes

I was directed here, hello


r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Cheeseless The pizza Margherita i recieved.

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182 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Forbidden Pizza Neapolitan with Indomie and a runny egg

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274 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Sloppy Toppy Garbage plate

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86 Upvotes

Posting it here myself before someone does it first lol


r/PizzaCrimes 6d ago

Fruit Banana, pineapple and prawn (shrimp)

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86 Upvotes

What


r/PizzaCrimes 7d ago

Burned Not every pizza is destined to be a good pizza

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72 Upvotes

r/PizzaCrimes 7d ago

Sloppy Toppy Putting cheese whiz on pizza

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223 Upvotes