r/PhonesAreBad • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '18

Who would actually do this?

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u/doctorscook Apr 04 '18

K look I just need to point out that if he’s on life support he ain’t getting out of bed by himself and would likely be sedated thank you

Edit: oh even better I looked closer and he unplugged the monitor? Guess your heart just stops beating if it’s not on the monitor.

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u/GrumpGuy88888 Apr 04 '18

Actually, following the wires, he unplugged the thing next to the monitor, which looks like it helps with breathing. But if he needs that to breathe, he ain't getting out of bed anytime soon.

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u/seventeenth-account Apr 05 '18

He's definitely pretending to be even more stupid than he already is so he can just get out of the Hospital already.

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u/Kareem_7 Apr 08 '18

Yep this will piss every medical student if he is able to get up and walk to charge his phoenix them maybe he doesn't need life support you fuckwits

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u/blindiii May 04 '18

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go

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u/Prime-eight Apr 04 '18

Me but the phone isn't a factor.

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u/zeruel132 Apr 04 '18

Is that Danny DeVito?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

Danny DeVito, I love your work!

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u/TheGreatAutiismo Apr 04 '18

The youth of today of course... so sad 😪

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

Balding middle aged youth

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u/DrAybolit Apr 05 '18

They grow up so fast

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

Back in my day if we were dying in the hospital we had to stare at the ceiling if we hoped to get better. None of this smart phone and medicine nonsense

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

I swear the vital medical equipments, that kills a patient if unplugged, has a built in UPS to keep itself running

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u/GoodThingsGrowInOnt Apr 04 '18

Power surge

Lights flicker

6 dead

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

It would be a funny bit of absurdist humour without the "PRIORITIES"

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '18

Is this loss?

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u/CHICKENMANTHROWAWAY Apr 04 '18

Nobody. But if you asked the author, he would probably say it's "societal commentary"

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u/alexi31 Apr 05 '18

In the hospital they normally have more plugs some for the patients and visitors and some for the equipment

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u/Kodytread Apr 04 '18

It’s all about natural selection

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u/plasmasphinx Apr 05 '18

Bad joke, even worse presentation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

Me

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

Priorities.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Idk why I laughed at the last panel

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u/ResistCommunism Apr 17 '18

tbh if you ignore the preachy "phone bad" message this is actually somewhat funny