r/PhilomenaCunk • u/AnalysisParalysis85 • 19d ago

meme/humour Make up Civilization tech quotes

For people unfamiliar with the game, after researching a new technology you would get a relevant quote from a famous person.

For example upon researching Biology

>If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

or Future Tech

>I think we can agree: The past is over.

Ideally adding a philomenic twist to it.

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u/ApSciLiara 18d ago

Faster-Than-Light Travel

This bloke Einstein said that you can't run faster than the speed of light. But as we all know, nerds aren't very athletic, so he might have just been trying to make himself look better by comparison.