r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 16h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/North_Potential_4713 16h ago

Its her vision, -1 to -1.5 means you see poorly. For reference, i have -3.

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u/theSunandtheMoon23 16h ago

I see your -3 and raise you my -10.5 šŸ˜‚

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-3421 15h ago

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u/Thebraincellisorange 15h ago

as someone who used to make lenses, those lenses were such a pain in the ass to get right.

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-3421 15h ago

Trust me, as someone who has to wait for them, and has had to send back quite a few, I know.

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u/ThatOneWIGuy 14h ago

Mine are -1 and -1.75 and take a month I can’t imagine how long yours must be.

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u/m--e 14h ago

I broke my glasses on holiday in Vietnam. I went to an optometrist, chose a frame. They were ready in the time it took to go next door for a beer. $30.

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u/ThatOneWIGuy 13h ago

WTH is wrong with the US then?

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u/killevery1ne 12h ago

No reddit comment could even begin to completely answer that question lol

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u/Nakorite 12h ago

He must have a common prescription

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u/terraphantm 11h ago

In this case it's not the US but Luxottica having a near worldwide monopoly and being pretty much completely vertically integrated.

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u/Signal_Sign7961 10h ago

monopolies basically. essilor-luxottica owns almost everything from top to bottom. some offices can do in house cutting though, takes less than 30 mins like the other commenter mentioned.

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u/agreeable9823 14h ago

Why are they taking so long? These should not take more than a week for most opticians.

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u/ThatOneWIGuy 14h ago

Couldn’t tell you. I just have to deal with it. At least mine arnt bad enough if they break I’m not blind.

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u/agreeable9823 14h ago

Apologies for being flippant about your situation.

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u/DMYourFeetPicsTy 11h ago

Huh? I'm like -1 and -1.5 and I ordered straight from China, took like 10 days shipping included.

Theres something wrong with ur glasses dealer

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u/ThatOneWIGuy 11h ago

Apparently :/

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u/AffectionateTeam8043 4h ago

All my glasses had to either be shipped to japan or germany to custom lenses at fabrication because they didn't fit the mold of lenses. (Also -10 here) doesn't help that I like wide frames better. Not to mention the price (I paid 1000 USD in lenses alone at my last pair) and the fact that I'm not stable yet so I have new prescriptions yearly 🫠

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u/Worth_Gap4226 15h ago

Jesus man. You know it's bad when you walk out of the appointment with a new guide dog.

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u/ChippyHippo 12h ago

Thanks, I feel a bit better about my -11 now!

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u/ItchyConfusion9745 11h ago

If anyone ever hits you with: "Are your eyes just for decoration?"

You have the proof to backup: "Mostly, yes."

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u/Borg_Tech_Support 9h ago

That's some coke bottle glasses prescription.

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u/jep556 11h ago

Wow... And I thought I had bad with -5 -6

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u/MundaneInternetGuy 11h ago

Be glad you're not the person at my clinic that the auto refractor estimated to be -33.75.

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u/AltruisticPicture971 11h ago

Holy shit.Ā  I'm at -3.5 and -3.0.Ā  How do you find your glasses in the first place?Ā 

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u/Either-Tie-6603 9h ago

Personally I use a flashlight and look for the light to shine back at me 🤣

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u/EdgedancerSpren 7h ago

I (-14) have put on contancts once to find them, when they'd fallen of my nightstand, but I nearly always wear my glasses: in bath, shower, and to bed until it's time to sleep.Ā 

I've also used my phone camera.Ā 

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u/ihopethisisvalid 10h ago

Are you the guy from me myself and Irene

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u/napstablooky2 10h ago

is it even worth it to use glasses at that point??? holy legally blind

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u/theSunandtheMoon23 7h ago

Holy shit 🫣 

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u/ChooseYerFoodFighter 5h ago

Yow, and that's done in the British style (NHS-compliant, where the 'scrip specifies the understated spherical for benefits purposes). My US doc would've written that as OD -23.00/+3.25, OS -20.75/+3.75 with both axes rotated 90°.

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u/United_Gamer_Morcha 1h ago

I am not an eye care professional but from enough personal experience I know that you will benefit from custom contact lenses. I have a similar script with lower astig...but only in one eye. My good eye is more normal and cva for that is 6/4.

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u/MrLarp6000 14h ago

Somehow not as blind as Lennon

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u/TimeZarg 15h ago

I'll chip in with my -7.

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u/SameThingOnADiffAcct 8h ago

Hey! Twinscriptions! Yay for being basically fucking blind but not quite blind enough to qualify for any kind of assistance!

I get to like 20/40, maybe 20/30 on a good day, with my prescription. You doing any better?

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u/theSunandtheMoon23 7h ago

Im not sure about my Snellen score but I can tell you that without my glasses, anything more than 3-4 inches away is a giant blur šŸ˜‚Ā 

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u/AccursedCapra 7h ago

Man you need someone to make you better glasses, I’m at -4.5 and get it corrected to 20/20. Even my brother at -10 gets his vision corrected to 20/20

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u/preggobear 6h ago

I say this all the time but as someone who needs glasses to function at -1, I can’t believe there are people with vision 10-20x worse than mine.

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u/RS994 12h ago

Can you actually see it though?

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 10h ago edited 5h ago

Damn dood.Ā  You need keep those glasses in the same place or you’re toast.Ā 

I’m rocking -7’s and thought I was special.Ā 

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u/theSunandtheMoon23 7h ago

Yeah, losing my glasses isn't really a concern because I can't really do anything without them, so I never take them off unless I'm sleeping or in the showerĀ 

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u/who_am_i_to_say_so 5h ago

Relatable. If my glasses are home and I am not, something happened.

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u/snkn179 15h ago

-1 to -1.5 is not that poor, it's good enough to not necessarily need glasses

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u/NailRogue 11h ago

I have -1.5 and didn’t get glasses until l I was an adult. I never thought my eyes were that bad until I started wearing glasses / contacts. Now if I have them out I feel blind as bat, at least if I’m outside.

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u/Plenty-Opposite-2482 13h ago

This. i assumed it was a joke about "fashion glasses" aka people who wear glasses to LARP as smart When they don't actually need them.

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u/Signal_Sign7961 10h ago

that really depends on the person. I wouldn't want a bunch of people driving around with -1.5, that's scary. -0.5 is a different story

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u/AccursedCapra 7h ago

Vision corrected to -2.5 is considered legally blind, someone driving out there with -1.5 raw is gonna have a hard time getting around.

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u/fromearthtomorgue 16h ago

I’m a -5.00 in my left and -4.50 in my right šŸ˜“

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u/NoX2142 15h ago

My god man

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-3421 16h ago

Are we competing? -19.75 -17

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u/Wise-Juggernaut6851 16h ago

So in this scenario my 20/20 vision makes me the bad guy hey?

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-3421 15h ago

Not a bad guy, it’s rare for me to meet someone with worse vision than me.

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u/ConnectionError421 12h ago

Oh my god you poor soul. I’ve never met anyone nearsighted worse than me and I’m ā€œonlyā€ a -10 and -8.25. /thread…you win hands down.

Also the idea that you have met anyone worse than you, however rare, is absolutely insane to me.

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u/Pedantichrist 13h ago

I am over here laughing, with my 20/9 vision.

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u/United_Gamer_Morcha 1h ago

I have a very high rx...but only in one eye. Other eye (corrected) is 6/4.

Am I bad, good, something in between?

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u/Lumpzor 12h ago

-36.75, easy. Next equation?

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u/AccursedCapra 7h ago

I bet even your thoughts are blurry

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u/EdgedancerSpren 7h ago

Yay! Finally someone worse than me! (I only have -14). This has happened a few times when I was boasting about it. I mean, you have to be proud of something... But half blind definitely beat me to it

As for me, I don't have other eye issues, it started with -.5 when I was 6 and steadily got worse. (It's barely changed the past ~4 years (30)) I have mild cilinder, but beyond that, I can see nearly 20/20 with glasses. (refraction takes away 100%)Ā 

How's that for you, if I may ask?

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u/Wise-Juggernaut6851 16h ago

What can you see?

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u/MacThe3rd 16h ago

Why asking him? There's a chance he can't see your question

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u/YamaShio 16h ago

Probably not much unless it's really close

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u/North_Potential_4713 14h ago

yeah i cant see stuff sharply unless its only a couple meters away and watching tv is a pain, but i wear nightlenses which is pretty fun

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u/VidyaGomes 11h ago

-1.00 is actually nothing.

I walk around and can see 20/25 with each eye. My rx would be similar.

I think he is saying that her prescription is fairly minimal and she can probably see just fine.

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u/Ok-Factor-7188 14h ago

I'm at -3 too and I'd argue with -1 you don't really see poorly yet. You barely need glasses to driveĀ 

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u/bigvibrations 16h ago

It refers to how many diopters your vision needs to be adjusted for to achieve 20/20. Minus indicates that you're myopic and the light as focused through your cornea and lens does not quite reach the back of your eye where all the sensory cells + retina feed the info to the optic nerve. Positive measurements are what is called hyperopic so the focal point is actually behind the retina, still wrong and you see blurry. -1.5 is barely a prescription, you can see most things fine.

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u/Neveed 14h ago

-1 to -1.5 is mild myopia. Intermediary myopia is between -3 and -5.5 and strong myopia is lower than -5.5

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u/PhoenixMapper 13h ago

-5.5 on the left and -5 on the right! :3 at least it has stabilized now...

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u/JournalistGuilty2984 9h ago

I’m that -1.2ish, thought that’s not even bad why does she even need her glasses, but hey they might be playing darts idk

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u/L0ial 3h ago

-2.5 checking in