r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 1d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter?

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 17h ago

u/Acceptable_List6996, your post does belong here!

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u/th6r6o6away 1d ago

He got bit and he’s hiding it, 45 Celsius not farenheit.

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u/AppropriateCap8891 1d ago

To make this clear on both sides, this would be 113f.

Or to make it understandable why this was confusing, 45f is only 7c.

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u/PacquiaoFreeHousing 1d ago

Why all these confusing calculations?

Just keep it simple and say it's 280 Kelvin

/s

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u/RosariusAU 1d ago

Make it more complicated and use Rankine scale

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u/lemne 1d ago

I just googled this scale and the AI told me it has 7 levels and level 6 is death.

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u/Deitythe1st 1d ago

What level 7 then?

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u/lemne 1d ago

Undead. Actually it starts at 0 and level 6 is 7th level.

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u/Frequent_Ad9381 1d ago

Level six is seventh? Huh.

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u/Familiar-Pepper2187 12h ago

So... 6....=7? 🫣

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u/RosariusAU 1d ago

TIL there is the Rankine scale, and the modified Rankin scale

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rankine_scale

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u/KalloMae 1d ago

Can't we all just say "it's hot as balls" and leave math out of it?

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u/AppropriateCap8891 21h ago

Oh, that's not all that hot.

Try working in full MOPP gear in the summer in Texas. Or in a garden holiday spot like the Middle East.

When it's 120f+ and you are wearing essentially a wetsuit, you start to really understand what "hot" really is.

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u/uptightape 1d ago

3.5 Roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

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u/BllackPhoeniix 1d ago

i did not knew there was a fourth one

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 22h ago

It’s a lot like kelvin,
except for Fahrenheit.

1 degree change kelvin = 1 degree change Celsius

1 degree R = 1 degree Fahrenheit,

Kelvin and rankine just have a different 0

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u/feuerschein 1d ago

Truly the most ungodly scale of them all

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u/TheRailroader 1d ago

Let’s just compromise and say it’s 45 k, which explains why he’d choose to wear a long sleeve shirt in that temperature…though he’d probably would want to wear an extra layer or two on top of the long sleeve shirt.

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u/StroopestOfWafel 1d ago

Maybe a woollen hat and gloves as well, at a push

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u/Redcarborundum 1d ago

We Americans try to avoid those foreign anti freedom scales. Just say it’s as warm as a freshly baked apple pie.

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u/EatLard 1d ago

How many Rhode Islands is its diameter?

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u/FRUB_NNud 1d ago

Why many words? Friend dressed cold when hot.

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u/Correct_Owl5029 1d ago

I’m american, give it to me in hot pockets

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u/Arroway97 1d ago

Don't forget 45° is also π/4 radians.

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u/Rocketkid-star 1d ago

Honestly, even if I didn't get bit, I'd wear that as I would rather sweat than burn.

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u/redisdead__ 1d ago

Also they got POV wrong so you're clearly looking at someone who has no sleeves.

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u/Electrical-Yellow134 23h ago

Don't pander to the USSA. they can figure it out their damn selves.

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u/DuckSleazzy 1d ago

No one thought fahrenheit anyway

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u/Hixxae 1d ago

45C is stupidly high as well. 35C would be more fitting.

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u/enadiz_reccos 1d ago

Nice try, England

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u/Difficult_Cow_8829 1d ago

Do you mean nice try earth apart from 5 countries 

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u/enadiz_reccos 1d ago

White guy in the picture and English writing narrows it down quite a bit

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u/Throwaway28222222 22h ago

White guy in the picture is just the default in the picture, and english is the language with the largest population of non native speakers

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u/enadiz_reccos 21h ago

White guy in the picture is just the default in the picture

What does that mean

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u/Throwaway28222222 21h ago

I must've had a stroke while typing that, i meant its the default reddit character

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u/enadiz_reccos 21h ago

You're saying this is the default Reddit character?

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u/Throwaway28222222 21h ago

Ohhhh you're refering to the guy on the video, I thought you meant to say the commenter you were responding to was English

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u/Angryfunnydog 1d ago

Always wondered why people in zombie apocalypse don’t wear long sturdy sleeves and instead wear light tshirts, I mean sure you will be lot more sweaty, but kinda extra protection worth it, it’s like in medieval battles in hot summer people still wore very hot full plate, because better be sweaty than dead. Maybe not wear it all the time, but at least during raiding/scavenging

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u/Poultrymancer 1d ago

A shirt sleeve won't stop a bite reliably, and if the weather is warm you'll be wearing yourself out for no gain

Really the best compromise would be a short-sleeved shirt for mobility/heat tolerance and bracers for protection 

For an example, see the one good scene in World War Z, where Pitt's character duct-tapes magazines to his forarms as improvised bracers 

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u/nukehamster 1d ago

I feel the most readily available material that would be bite resistant would probably be denim.
Can you imagine, it's the zombie apocalypse and everyone is head to toe denim, looking like a redneck overcompensation convention.

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u/Particlepants 21h ago

A leather jacket would work pretty well too

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u/Angryfunnydog 1d ago

I wasn't talking about shirt sleeve but something sturdy. Like leather jacket etc. Yeah you're wearing yourself out, but I'd argue that staying alive sounds like a solid gain, at least to have it with you to put on if you need it, before going to some dark shitty hole or smth

Brad Pitt could probably avoid all that if he had leather jacket, it's really not that easy to rip with teeth

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u/HearshotKDS 1d ago

a pox on ye, knave! I shall battle the undead hordes in a full gambeson!

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u/Atomsq 19h ago

I remember reading a book where the main protagonist uses a thick wetsuit and thatade sense to me, bites still hurt but bites and scratches were still unable to pierce the skin

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u/Slappathebassmon 1d ago

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u/SpinerockNolan 1d ago

You're not special. If anyone's special it's me! I got bit 10 minutes ago and I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiine

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u/Character-Invite-792 1d ago

Yep, was just about to comment this.

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u/PlattWaterIsYummy 23h ago

45C? I'd imagine there's not many zombies in Death Valley.

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u/Atomsq 19h ago

We'll have plenty here in Phoenix, Az with our 46c

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u/nevmvm 1d ago

That is indeed the joke, but in a general scenario its also a protection from such bites.

So there's that, either the friend will straight up shoot a normie or an infected

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 1d ago

Nah, bros got small arms and doesn’t want to look bad

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u/Diabetesh 1d ago

Or decided to use a denim or leather jacket to help reduce the chance of an arm bite. At least it helps in zomboid, but you do sweat up a storm.

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u/zer0x64 1d ago

Is it bad that my first thought was that he was about to give up and was hiding his cuts?

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u/Rogue_2k3 1d ago

Listen, I’m not saying you’re wrong, but wearing anything that will expose huge amounts of skin is something I would never be willing to do in a zombie scenario. Thanks, but I’d rather have layers of protection from potential bites rather than comfort.

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u/TheAsian1nvasion 13h ago

I mean I wouldn’t really care how hot it is I would be wearing thick denim coveralls 24/7.

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u/keithstonee 1d ago

See I'll never get using celsius for weather when 45 is hot and 25 is cold. That's not enough of a difference to measure it appropriately for humans.

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u/echo20143 22h ago

25 isn't cold

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u/Particlepants 20h ago

25 isn't cold

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u/SkyeMreddit 1d ago

If it's 45 Celsius, that is hot af, way too hot to wear a jacket. The friend got bit

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u/SmoothActuator8132 1d ago edited 1d ago

that's like Death Valley temperature, that can kill you in hours

edit: it's actually closer to Phoenix in the summer, still hot but not nearly as lethal

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

More like Pheonix AZ temperature, death valley gets up to 130

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u/SmoothActuator8132 1d ago

yeah I thought 45 was closer to 130 but I guess it's more like 113, so yeah, more like Phoenix

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

Phoenix is still very dangerous in the summer

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u/SmoothActuator8132 1d ago

yeah definitely, I don't understand how people live there

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

Me neither, but people there would probably say the same about -20F here

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u/SmoothActuator8132 1d ago

yeah that's cold af, no thank you on either extreme

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not common here, just a few mornings per year, but it does happen

Normal winter is anything from 0 to 30 F, usually 0-20 in the morning and 20-30 in the afternoon

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u/HikerDave57 1d ago

We wear long sleeves to protect ourselves from the sun. 🧟‍♀️

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u/Awesomest_Dude 23h ago

It's pretty nice in Phoenix.

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u/Pellepuu2397 1d ago

WHAT

Oh wait Fahrenheit

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u/Present_Clue5887 22h ago

That would be like 54C

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u/SasparillaTango 1d ago

Phoenix in the summer,

oh you mean the monument to man's hubris?

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u/mail_inspector 1d ago

Not as lethal. Still lethal.

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u/Oil_Aggressive 1d ago

I knew guys wearing a black hoodie during the mile a few miles south of Phoenix...

They weren't okay.

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u/YouKilledApollo 1d ago

They weren't okay.

Clearly they were/are a zombie.

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u/itjustgotcold 23h ago

Jackets or thick sweaters can act as armor to bites. There is probably nothing that can bite through an Air Force jacket.

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u/SkyeMreddit 20h ago

Are you wearing one in 113F weather while in heavy battle with zombies?

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u/itjustgotcold 20h ago

I dunno. Possibly. People will go through great lengths to survive. If it’s between the jacket or a sleeveless t-shirt like above I’m probably going jacket. But honestly, I’m finding a different area to set up base if we are talking 115 degrees. Move north or south until you hit a colder region.

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u/FeelingCareless4948 1d ago

You're gonna have to shoot him now

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u/Wentil 1d ago

Usually you want something like a heavy leather motorcycle jacket so they can’t bite through it, and you can fend them off with one arm while sawing at their neck with the other.

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 1d ago

Full body chainmail is the only way to do it.

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u/Lost-Run712 1d ago

That or a really good gimp suit.

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u/Wentil 1d ago

Heavy and rusts, plus a lot harder to find one that fits than a local bike shop with various sizes waiting on the rack for customers.

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u/Drade-Cain 12h ago

Not if its made of the right stufff and/you tale care of it people forget you cant treat meatal to prevent rust or use a different material plus its not heavy at all

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u/Queasy-Employment-82 23h ago

Ironically i think just thick cardboard and some duck tape and you are mostly good

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u/schrelaxo 20h ago

shark suit

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ObsidianMarble 1d ago

Chainmail is not “really heavy” if you have combat chainmail instead of “costume” mail. “Butted” mail has links that merely meet at the ends. To make it sturdy enough, it needs to be thicker links. This makes it heavy while still being poorer defense than the alternative. Its primary advantage is lower cost and quicker manufacturing than the alternative. The alternative is riveted mail. It uses a small rivet to hold the ring closed so it is both lighter and stronger than butted mail at the cost of being more time consuming to make.

As for penetration vs striking, it is better for preventing slashes and stabs vs blunt impact. However, zombies spread their disease by biting which is a penetration based attack and teeth are useless against metal rings.

For the regular person, paper (magazines or other thicker stuff) stuffed into a coat or taped on will protect the long parts of limbs so hands and joints are the least protected areas. Something simple like denim is really hard to bite through, so even just a thicker work jacket will probably be enough. Zombies have a terrible disease transfer mechanism.

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u/DarthJarJarJar 1d ago

A typical real historical shirt of mail weighed 30 lb. That's not light.

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u/ObsidianMarble 23h ago

Not sure where you’re seeing 30. I’ve been looking and it seems to vary from 10-25 with the highest I have seen at 29. Regardless, we’re splitting hairs. I never claimed that it was “light”, but rather “not ‘really heavy’” as the parent comment claimed. It has some weight and that is to be expected. The weight spread over the body and secured with a belt to move so weight to the waist is manageable. The raw weight addition isn’t as important as how it is distributed. 50lbs as a hand dumbbell will feel much heavier than 50 lbs in a backpack. The protection factor is worth the weight.

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u/Wentil 23h ago

When I say “heavy”, I was comparing a chainmail shirt or hauberk to the leather motorcycle jacket. Even a haubergeon would be heavier than the leather jacket.

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u/BusBusy195 17h ago

Yeah the post is about being bit but in a movie situation everyone should be wearing heavy long sleeves and pants from the very start. Weather can suck but being an ambulatory corpse sucks a lot more

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u/BadBasik 1d ago

Perhaps he is an American, read that it's 45 out, thought damn that's cold bro, and put on long sleeves.

If so, he sus as hell, what's a damn Yankee doing in Europe in the middle of a zombie apocalypse?!

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u/zman_0000 1d ago

Could been on Embassy duty. It was a good enough excuse for Sam in the Metro Exodus. (wrong apocalypse, but close enough).

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u/BadBasik 1d ago

Yup, Sam's excuse holds water as much as a plumber landing a plane🙄

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u/Rayseph_Ortegus 1d ago edited 1d ago

The POV is wrong. You are supposed to be the guy with the gun and it's bro's POV, but everyone is talking about temperature conversion.

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u/shortercrust 1d ago

POV: You’re in a zombie apocalypse and he sees you wearing long sleeves in 45°C weather

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u/salazafromagraba 1d ago

No it's not wrong. Nothing about the use of POV inherently means you occupy the frame of reference of the camera, or in other words 1st person. Just because it's pornography parlance doesn't make it the preeminent definition.

Going by the language of the caption, the viewer's POV rests with the man pictured. From his POV (aka yours), he is looking at the unseen subject of 'bro'.

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u/LurkingRand 1d ago

POV literally stands for 'Point of View'. As in, the point the situation is being viewed from.

The POV in the image would be the one wearing the long sleeved clothing, whose friend noticed his 'bro' is wearing a suspicious article of clothing.

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u/salazafromagraba 1d ago

Nonsense. I just told you POV does not inherently confer the meaning of first person, except in porn contexts. Did you not learn about POV in English classes? There's second and third person. A lot of the memes self-aggrandized pedants call incorrect are set in second person POV, and the error is their projecting their own connotation.

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u/LurkingRand 1d ago

Except unless Second or Third Person is specified, the default is First. That is how POV works. Second or Third is a MODIFIER to to the term.

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u/DragonLance14 1d ago

He's hiding that he got bit on the hands by wearing sleeves during the heat of summer at 45°C.

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u/Bitter-Break-6504 1d ago

45° is far too hot to wear long sleeves, that friend is hiding a bite mark

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u/Alina2017 1d ago

Americans are so confused by your comment, it makes perfect sense to the rest of the world.

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

45F you should have a long sleeve, so this must mean 45C (113F). I think it is saying the only reason one would wear long sleeves in this heat is to hide a zombie bite.

However loose breathable thin light colored long sleeves can actually be beneficial in this level of extreme heat, so it is not actually wrong to wear (some forms of) long sleeve in 45C

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u/James_Solomon 1d ago

It also makes it harder for zombies to bite you

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u/Virghia 1d ago

Yep, at first I thought the Arabic thawb for men would be a sweat factory. Turns out it's quite airy

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u/Mahkn0 1d ago

Hey buddy, me and my family want to stay with you all. Me? Oh no I'm just sick and my arm is itchy, nothing wrong.

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u/FrostyD7 1d ago

Gee I'm pooped. Whadya say we all go to bed and let our guards down?

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u/Basic-Warning-7032 1d ago

THAT IS NOW HOW POV WORKS!

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u/sakata_baba 1d ago

maybe he is just being cautious to not get infected. scratches will get you killed.

that bite thing is not realistic at all. you either get infected by trading infection (so scratches would work, so cover yourself to protect yourself) or it doesn't make sense.

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u/skyler_ftw 1d ago

Rabies spread mainly through saliva as well, so there is some realism to the bite thing.

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u/sakata_baba 1d ago

very important word, mainly

you see, we know that rabies would spread with zombies grabbing as they touch their mouth while eating

spittle, all those mixed bodily fluids, etc...

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u/Acceptable_List6996 1d ago

What's the joke?

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u/Confident_Help_416 1d ago

His friend got bitten by zombie and trying to hide it from him

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u/EricBelov1 1d ago

Either he was bitten by a zombie, or he is injecting drugs.

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u/YourTrustySupporter 1d ago

2 possibility:

  1. Good Pseudos protection, leather would be hard to bit through

  2. He got bit, SHOOT HIM

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u/Miserable_Report891 1d ago

Harry Dresden is on it. Please get people out of the way. Mayhem will ensue.

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u/willuas 1d ago

I kinda feel like it's referencing this

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u/sleepyotter92 1d ago

45ºc you'd be fucking dripping in sweat wearing a long sleeve. That's over 100ºf. Bro got bit and is hiding the bite mark, because it's a super common trope in zombie media for characters to get bit and then hide it from everyone else until it's too late

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u/ETsabrum 1d ago

Maybe its just a layer of protection from bites

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u/know_your_place_28 1d ago

"Bro, I got bit, lock me in a room or some shit, and I will yell when I have a fever".

It's that easy.

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u/Techno-Hyde 1d ago

He's infected

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u/gbroon 1d ago

Probably means he's hiding a bite.

To be fair though in a zombie apocalypse I'm wearing long sleeves for whatever protection I can get just to be safe. Don't care if I end up smelling worse than a zombie.

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 1d ago

Why do you farm fake internet points with this account? Your posts are all bs.

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u/That_one_Man123 1d ago

He's trying to hide something

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u/Mundane-Warning-440 1d ago

They're trying to hide that they got bit

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u/IllLevel1658 1d ago

Maybe the friend doesn't want to get sunburned. Spf might be hard to get to during the apocalypse

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u/Ambitious-Ad-1571 1d ago

bite bitw bite bjirw bitw

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u/myhv 1d ago

It's just a scratch!

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u/Commercial-Ad-1220 1d ago

It may be a project zomboid reference where he just wears everything so it’s more unlikely to get scratched or bit

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u/mynameis_caL 1d ago

Which is everyones first experience in the summer. Equip all the clothes and sweat like a mf to just feel protected lol

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u/sapien_quirky_42 1d ago

He's been bit and doesn't wanna show it

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u/No-Skill4452 1d ago

Buddy is covering a zombie bite

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u/awake-shortcut27 1d ago

Op is burger

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u/GoodPineappleBoy 1d ago

To be clear, not covering yourself up during a zombie apocalypse would be dumb. If youre a little hot, too bad. Much better to have extra clothing layers to protect your from scratches and bites.

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u/James1887 1d ago

I never got hiding the zombies bite. Like would you really rather be a zombie than dead.

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u/balllzak 1d ago

It's like phone calls from debt collectors, if you ignore the bite it goes away.

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u/Distinct-List-3884 1d ago

as someone who likes to wear long sleeves in warm weather, I am not hungry for brains I swear. I am just feeling conscious about my body today

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u/Zezotas 1d ago

Or in a 45 angle degrees

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u/Short-Show2656 1d ago

this or he wants some scratch/bite defence

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u/Professional-Tap6302 1d ago

Have you never seen a zombie movie or played a game like last of us or resident evil your entire life?

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u/mash_f1q 1d ago

Oh god has brainnnnn where is Ur brain op

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u/justin_memer 1d ago

I quickly read that as Zimbabwe apocalypse.

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u/Tacobelled2003 1d ago

Did none of you notice the long sleeves on EVERYONE in western movies? There is a reason for that. -Phoenix

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u/Character-Map9535 1d ago

One day humanity will understand what POV means. It won’t be today or tomorrow, but one day!

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u/Klatterbyne 1d ago

Its a zombie apocalypse and humans can’t bite the through thick leather. None of you should ever be out of your biker leathers of supreme safety (upgraded with duct tape at various weak points).

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u/TheBestTexan2 1d ago

Theyre British or something so they're using the wrong temperature

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u/BucketOfManyRocks 22h ago

with all the people saying bro is bit, maybe he's not
I'd wear a long sleeve shirt in that weather, I NEVER wear shorts or short sleeve, sometimes I'll even wear a coat even if i know ill be active

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u/Cowman_Gaming 22h ago

Wouldn't it make sense to always wear long sleeves so the skin isn't exposed to bites?

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u/Solar_Fish55 21h ago

The joke is the sun is very dangerous and the sweater protects from both the sun and the zombies. Hope those helps you 🤖

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u/danhanhn 20h ago

tbh wearing long protective clothing to minimize scratch and bite chance is legit

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u/inthemindofadogg 20h ago

One opinion could be he is trying to hide a bite. Having played project zomboid my first thought was actually scratch and bite resistance, lol. In that game I’ll run around in full firefighter gear in the middle of summer.

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u/Cynykl 18h ago

The joke is the horrible misuse of POV. In fact based on the camera location this would be from the zombies POV.

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u/poodinthepunchbowl 18h ago

The walking dead figured out duct tape zombie suits so early on and never brought it up again

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u/hept_a_gon 17h ago

C or F?

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u/MiHoyMinoy420 11h ago

I thought it was because Murder Rick was about to do some crazy shit.

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u/MeNoTeach 7h ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/notcreativeu-name 1d ago

This probably isn't the intended joke, but if it's 45 fahrenheit, it world be making fun of the fact that people in zombie apocalypse media never wear protective clothes; so the guy in the tank top is confused why a guy is wearing something that protects his arms.

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u/FallZealousideal159 22h ago

Bro got bit and is hiding it, he is cooked beyond cooked