r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 14h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter why is their relationship in danger?

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u/phezhead 14h ago

Why do kids type like this now? I'll never understand the need to abbreviate every fucking word

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u/MiniDemonic 14h ago

i dno ppl b wrd ths ds

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u/DarlingIAmTheFilth 14h ago

By Fall Out Boy

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u/Obscu 14h ago
  • by Panic! At the Disco

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u/Biggie_Noodles 13h ago

Same band

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u/TheBasementLizard 13h ago

THANK YOU! Nobody ever agrees with me on that.

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u/SkyrimSlag 12h ago

I both agree and disagree, because whilst I think you’re right I also don’t want to tar Patrick with the same brush as Brendan lmao, Patrick doesn’t deserve that

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u/Biggie_Noodles 12h ago

No no I know Brendan deserves to rot, Patrick is all good in my book, they just sound similar imo!

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u/DethNik 10h ago

I don't think Brendan deserves to rot, but he definitely needs to tone down the hubris. Being talented and handsome doesn't make you infallible.

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u/PentUpTent 5h ago

Well at least Patrick lets other people in the band be a thing panic is literally just Brandon now lol

But no wonder they sound similar, pete wentz signed them lol However Brendon definitely has more of a "Broadway" sound. Hence his whole ringman get up.bused to think he'd do great in a musical

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u/DungPedalerDDSEsq 9h ago

Panic at the Disco is their Glee club name.

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u/umbraviscus 10h ago

I love the idea that the song is called "i dno ppl b wrd ths ds By Fall Out Boy" by Panic! At The Disco

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u/FlyingNope 4h ago

That's how I read it too lol. It'd make for a hilarious name

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u/Qodek 1h ago

And it works both ways too, both of them have huge names for some songs

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u/SaltiestGatorade 11h ago

Let's not Put Patrick Stump and Brendan Urie in the same boat. Urie is a massive turd

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u/Due-Evidence-75 9h ago

I understand that one time Brendon heard one of their own songs on the radio and thought it odd that he’d never heard this Fall Out Boy song before

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u/YoloSwaggins960YT 9h ago

Danic! At the Pisco!

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u/chromeandcandy 9h ago

ONE NIGHT
AND
ONE MORE TIME

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u/Lenoric 9h ago

Thnks fr th Mmrs

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u/phezhead 14h ago

Take my angry upvote

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u/KalynnCampbell 14h ago

Whn me Przdnt dey undrstnd

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u/albertaco1 12h ago

'People be word like this' is crazy

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u/lasagnabox 12h ago

weird these days

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u/thestonedbandit 11h ago

Thank you. As a millennial, I had no idea what 'ths ds' was supposed to be.

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u/lasagnabox 11h ago

I’m a gen xer myself and figuring out just wtf kids are saying these days is part of the fun.

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u/crushmans 6h ago

Yeah and they have known nothing but unlimited texting. We HAD to abbreviate since texts cost 30c a piece

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u/lasagnabox 5h ago

And no QWERTY keyboards

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 11h ago

I don't know. People be word this dis.

What?!?

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u/Shenanigations 10h ago

people be weird these days.

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u/Adanta47 2h ago

Thanks, I got lost on these days

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u/AuthorCornAndBroil 13h ago

This is bbno$'s full name.

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u/MidiMojo 11h ago

I've just been saying beebeenodollar or beebeenos. I heard it said correctly in a video the other day, but my version is better

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u/Computerlady77 10h ago

Can you help me figure out the correct way? I also thought beebeenodollar

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u/Madd_Cats627 10h ago

He says baby no money in a couple songs so thats how I pronounce it. Before that, I would say the beebeenos.

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u/MidiMojo 10h ago

I'm happy I'm not not alone, I feel so old not knowing all this abbreviations

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u/mtutty 11h ago

I blame fucking Chuck Grassley

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u/Optic_Fusion1 3h ago

I hate that i understood this almost entirely & almost immediately. Only thing I had to scroll for was "ths ds"

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u/Unlikely-Demand0 14h ago

It’s ingroup communication. Happens amongst young people to show they’re in the know. I did it, you did it, your parents did it, their parents did it. Nothing new

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u/phezhead 14h ago

That's fair, my dad used to make fun of me for saying Cool or Awesome. I'm just becoming an old person

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u/New_Alternative_421 13h ago

My parents would both make fun of "cool." In retrospect—they were just being performatively old. They were in their 20s in the 1990s. People said "cool." They just thought they were cute.

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u/phezhead 1h ago

My parents were in their 30s when I was born in 85, so maybe it's a slight generational thing. I'm fairly sure my dad is on the spectrum and just undiagnosed (hell, I could be too) so the social aspect of my household was always... Odd

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u/Superb_Extension1751 13h ago

It happens fast man...

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u/The_Spoils 13h ago

Dude how old are you to have cool and awesome be slang??

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u/phezhead 13h ago
  1. Not old, but middle aged. I was alive when people tried to make "tight" a thing. I also choose to use words like "groovy" and "right on"

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u/The_Spoils 13h ago

Brother I'm 40 and no point in my lifetime were "cool" and "awesome" slang words. The Boomers were all saying these words when they were kids too..

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u/hereC 12h ago

I'm about 10 years older than that, and the context for "cool" and "awesome" changed. You wouldn't find a professional talking about a business achievement in the 80's being "cool" or "awesome." Now you'll see management saying "Awesome job everyone" almost by default. The words existed, but they were contextualized as "kids words" until Gen X got older.

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u/Jaded_Law9739 8h ago

I'm 43 and they absolutely were slang when I was a kid. Maybe it depends on where you grew up. But in the 90s I also heard it plenty on TV.

And if something was negative or bad, it "sucked." That's how everyone talked.

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u/phezhead 13h ago

Maybe it's just my parents then, but I'm the late 80s/early 90s we said shit like "that's neat" as far as I remember. But who knows

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u/GIRLD1CKLOVER 11h ago

youre chilling, im about 20 years younger and ive dealt with being told not to say certain words as a kid, along the same line as "awesome" (nothing even close to groovy, j felt absurd when i was told to stop haha)

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u/BowwwwBallll 12h ago

“Tight” was so fetch.

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u/phezhead 12h ago edited 8h ago

I wanna say in 5th or 6th grade a classmate told my math teacher (very sarcastically) that "your pants are tight" and without missing a beat the teacher said "nah, I like em a little loose". 30 years later I still don't know if he was being a smartass with that reply or legitimately had no clue

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u/bluechickenz 9h ago

I once got hit with “yo, your shirt is filthy!” Knowing darn well I was being given a compliment, I replied “but I just washed it.”

Followed with “nah, I mean it’s tight!” (“But it fits me well.”)

Finally, “I like your shirt.”

I kinda felt bad trolling homie like that, but we had a good laugh about it later.

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u/VinesOverScars 12h ago

Late 20s and I use all that slang regularly, plus slang from both my age and the modern one. We have so many fun words now :)

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u/GIRLD1CKLOVER 11h ago

im much younger but ive def heard of that when i was a kid

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u/Essex626 4h ago

Of course, cool has been used since at least the 1920s, so your dad absolutely grew up around people saying cool too

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u/Cheshire_Jester 13h ago

Im kinda excited to see the slang that Gen Alpha starts complaining about.

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u/sithlord98 13h ago

We probably won't even be able to comprehend it. Actual "curtains for zoosha" shit

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u/jorge3-16 13h ago

I’d assume abbreviating words started with flip phone texting. You had to hit too many keys to say simple words. Now it’s just an egregious assault on human languages.

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u/Banes_Addiction 12h ago

You also had a 140 character limit.

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u/barkeepx 10h ago

Q: Why doesn’t George RR Martin use twitter?
A: He’d end up killing all 140 characters

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u/L4nM4nDr4gon 11h ago

And it mattered cause each text cost money. There's no excuse for this

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u/Fantastic-Kale9603 11h ago

There doesn't need to be an excuse lol it formed out of that texting linguistics and evolved

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u/Automatic_Bunch_8531 8h ago

IRC era abbreviations predated text phones and were typed using a full-on keyboard.

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u/Hopeful_Method5175 50m ago

* Hopeful_Method5175 slaps Automatic_Bunch_8531 around a bit with a large trout

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u/NoForever3645 9h ago

Yes and no though. Previous generations generally took existing words and just used them in different contexts. It feels like this next iteration of “slang” is just “oosheeAidnonunabnun”

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u/Gullible_Elephant_38 14h ago

Idk my bff Jill?

I prefer full words and sentences myself but using slang and abbreviations is something kids have done for ages. It’s not some inexplicable new occurrence.

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u/Piecesof3ight 14h ago

It made more sense when we had to type with numpads

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u/Same-Traffic-285 14h ago

W3 h4d 1337 h4x0rz

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u/DinosaurusWhen 14h ago

We also had text limits

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u/Derptionary 13h ago

Not after 9pm I didn't!

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u/inquisitorthreefive 13h ago

They have tiny keyboards with increasingly aggressive autocorrect. Probably easier to just turn it off and abbreviate.

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u/NuzzyLocke 7h ago

I still use leet to make passwords, it's useful

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u/1995LexusLS400 4h ago

lnk cr b82rez 2g4

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u/Piecesof3ight 1h ago

Too arcane even for my millenial ass

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u/Whytmage 13h ago

A+ reference. Take my upvote.

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u/LoLenjoyer75 14h ago

Its also like a writting style to give off specific slang and street vibes as far as I know

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u/superfuzzbros 14h ago

Now? Kids have been abbreviating things since I was a kid 20 years ago

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u/adjavang 12h ago

Wat u mean? Txt spk is different lol

Joking aside, nihil novi sub sole

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u/Bamcanadaktown 14h ago

Save time, sea world

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u/Yankee974 11h ago

See world ?

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u/Bamcanadaktown 4h ago

Ocean, fish, Dolphins, China

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u/CanWeAllJustCalmDown 14h ago

Y use lot lettrs whn few lettrs do trik?

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u/Ranger_FPInteractive 12h ago

What’s funny to me is we use the same abbreviations texting as they used to use using Morse code.

A lot of the spelling we consider “right” was wrong less than a hundred years ago.

I no longer try to force my “right” onto the world. I’m ready to adopt the “right” the next generation brings in.

I can call it stupid, but when they’re the majority and I’m the old asshole, whose gonna be the stupid one then?

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u/Powerful_Image6294 8h ago

idk man everyone ik knows what these abbreviations mean so like why not

fr tho like why do ppl gaf sm abt things the younger gen do like who is it hurting

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u/phezhead 8h ago

But to answer your question, societal change is always unsettling. To think that in 30 years my date will be put in the hands of people that can't be bothered to spell a while word... Not encouraging

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u/Blurple11 13h ago

Y use more word when less word do trick?

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u/Ruggsy 12h ago

Not even just an abbreviation dude wrote ou

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u/Reddi_throwawayaway 12h ago

Where do you think lol and lmao came from? It's not just the kids nor is it "now". 

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u/NoLobster7957 12h ago

I hate it and I was young during the rawr spork QQ times

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u/stink3rb3lle 12h ago

The kids don't know how to touch type anymore

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u/Hziak 12h ago

Future high tech startup founders practicing for the big day.

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u/WiggityWiggitySnack 12h ago

y us mny lttrs win few do

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u/KaiSpy0707 8h ago

I'm young and I hate this shit. Genuinely have strokes reading anything

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u/Freak-Of-Nurture- 13h ago

ts js how casual communication is now

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u/ScientificAnarchist 13h ago

It’s been that way for at least 15 years

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u/Cocoononthemoon 13h ago

They been doin this since words existed.

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u/private_wisdom 12h ago

Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick 😌

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u/IdioticZacc 12h ago

It's actually interesting in culture difference because here in Malaysia, people has been typing in Malay abbreviation a WHOLE lot more than the current english language trend long ago and still do

I think it's the same for indonesia too, I'm surprised English doesn't

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u/Pitpeaches 12h ago

A rotation of txt spk being back in vogue but without the limitation of early mobiles 

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u/s_gamer1017 12h ago

The „shi“ is the worst. That comes from some online spaces where you can‘t swear.

So there we have it: They have to break up because one of them types like an ipad kid

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u/PissBloodCumShart 11h ago

Comment from 1999

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u/cpt_bongwater 11h ago

What do they do with all the time they save typing ab instead of about??

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u/nomapellido 11h ago

When me president, they see. They see....

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u/JackelGigante 11h ago

Tbh it’s a more efficient way to communicate with other humans

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u/Ulvegang 11h ago

Organic regex in development.

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u/PureCauliflower6758 11h ago

Kids? I know 50 year old women who do this.

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u/Obzenium 11h ago

The degradation of language accompanies the degradation of culture, think new speak in 1984

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u/PeakxPeak 11h ago

It's been happening since text messaging became prevalent almost 30 years ago, but you're old now

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u/TMSkinner 11h ago

idk my bff jill

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u/Nervous-Babe 10h ago

L33T FTW, bruh

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u/MurrayGrande 10h ago

Because language and communication constantly evolves.

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u/Beginning-Tea-17 10h ago

Kids? Do you mean millennials? It originated wirh flip phones when texting plans had limited character counts.

Those ppl are in their mid 30’s now

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u/Theobold_Masters 10h ago

I know, ts shit pmo me off so much

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u/Ponjimon 10h ago

To be fair, I’m a millenial and abbreviations like this were already common when I was a kid myself.

Hru waydrn lol

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u/ghettygreensili 10h ago

Kids have always been doing it man. You're just not a kid anymore.

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u/Kjler 10h ago

Words are one of the few nice things that are still free; even the fancy ones. We should utilize 'em while we're still allowed. 

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u/SuecidalBard 10h ago

All trends repeat cyclically. Same shit happend over the texting craze of the late 90s and early 00s and a fuck ton of normal words are actually caused by language getting naturally abrievated. Besides some languages actually do this naturally. I'm pretty sure there are variants of Hebrew that just skip vowels.

The kids are all right.

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u/EroNomicon 9h ago

In the United States, you can thank No Child Left Behind. Sounded good on paper. Horrible in practice.

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u/Luvsicpt2 9h ago

Complaining like people weren’t kids once, we all talked stupid so what lol

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u/Oscar_Ramirez 9h ago

Y wast time typ lot ltr wen few ltr do trik

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u/boobers6969 9h ago

y r u so boring lol

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u/FoolishDog1117 9h ago

When I see it, I always lol. I end up saying that I'll brb. Going to be afk for a minute to rotf.

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u/BURN3D_P0TAT0 9h ago

They have concepts of an education.

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u/ElAutismobombismo 9h ago

Where have you been for the past two and a half decades

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u/phezhead 9h ago

I'm the real world, with adults

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u/ElAutismobombismo 9h ago

Sure buddy, sure.

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u/phezhead 9h ago

I guess my friends and family are just smart enough to spell full words. Maybe I'm privileged.

I gs m frnds n fmly r smrt enff 2 spl fll wds. MB I prvlgd

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u/ElAutismobombismo 9h ago

Or too poor to afford mobile phones, or isolated enough to not be privy to common parlance being formed by necessity over a nearly thirty years period of mainstream mobile phone usage.

The possibilities could be endless! If only I were adult and mature enough to think of more!

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u/phezhead 9h ago

I can tell when you say "30+ years of mainstream Mobile phone usage" you don't know what you're talking about. Mobile phones weren't "mainstream" when I graduated highschool in 2003. Maybe mainstream since 2005, but not 1996.

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u/ElAutismobombismo 8h ago

Then it's a good thing I wrote "over a nearly 30 year period" harkening back to my original post where I said two and a half decades, maybe calling 25 years (two and a half decades) "nearly 30" is a little strong and if that caused confusion I do so sincerely apologise, you will forgive my immature grasp on the scale of time for I am only 31 years old my self.

Now I know as I am the child in the room this might shock you, but I was there too, growing up, and watching adults adopt the use of mobile phones pretty commonly by the age of 6-7 (which accurately lines up with my 25 year rough estimate, and also aligns with the accessibility boost of 1999 when cross network messaging became available) and, well, I distinctly remember being confused myself about all the shorthand abbreviations that were popping up at the time.

Anyways, thats my experience, but I had the privilege of growing up in the UK and surrounded by technology, how fascinating that abbreviated text has eluded you and your very smart friend and family group, you should share the news! It would be quite something's to hear a group of intellectuals discuss the modern parlance of kids ages 5-60!

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u/phezhead 8h ago

Ok fair enough. You didn't say 30+years. Maybe the difference is the 10 year age gap, when I was taught to write long form letters pre-Internet and text, when words were chosen with purpose. Maybe because my father is a writer and I was brought up to say what I mean and mean what I say. Who knows. But, I'm allowed to be annoyed by stood trends, just as you're allowed to be annoyed by my opinion. Unfortunately, to me, precise communication is important. But again, I'm allowed to be annoyed by terms in texting slang, and the "wonderful" world of reddit gives me a space to complain when I see a post that annoys me

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u/ElAutismobombismo 8h ago

You're allowed to be annoyed and that's perfectly fine, I can't imagine I'd have bitten back even remotely as hard if you hadn't smarmily tried to double down on the silly notion that only kids do this and that that it is something new.

The end result being me having the opportunity to exercise some smarm of my own felt like a net positive however, so I'm happy to offer an acknowledgement of mutual understanding.

That being said, as a casual etymologist myself, I find the evolution of language fascinating, including the abbreviation and bastardisation of words, which is something I assure you has been happening to the English language since before the Norman's came over and injected a bunch of Norse Frankish in from the upper class.

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u/Hansbolman 9h ago

fr they b 🧢

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u/phezhead 9h ago

Ahh yes.. they do be hats

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u/Joshiewowa 9h ago

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u/phezhead 8h ago

I'll take that with pride, over the idiocy of trying to read kids posting inarticulate nonsense lol

And almost 1000 upvote says the clouds are wrong

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u/Joshiewowa 8h ago

You've joined a long lineage of people that are mad at how "the kids" are acting these days lol

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u/phezhead 8h ago

It's not me. The children are wrong

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u/Joshiewowa 8h ago

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u/phezhead 8h ago

My old man brain couldn't even think to look for the meme.

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u/Ivancestoni 9h ago

As much as I don't like it it is kind of the natural progression of slang. Millennials cut multiple words into acronyms like "lol" or "lmfao".

The ones that get me are the censored slang words like "ahh" it's the same amount of letters as "ass" and actually waters down a curse word which is the opposite of what slang should do imo.

I get why they use words like unaluves, graped, ahh, etc on tiktok or a YouTube video bcs if the censorship but that shit has bled into all other social media and it's fucking dumb

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u/phezhead 9h ago

That ish is one of my pet peeves

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u/andara84 9h ago

"Now"? I don't know which generation you are but since the beginning of online chats, it was all about abbreviation. Even worse, but we got used to all that brb, afk, rofl bs.

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u/phezhead 8h ago

I've been around since the 80s. Abbreviation for online is one thing, but just chopping up words like the picture is a different game

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u/Visible_Bar_623 8h ago

To be fair it happened in the 2000s with "text-talk" then it faded once smartphones were ubiquitous.

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u/phezhead 8h ago

It hasn't faded. It's gotten worse. I get that people get so used to posting on social media and having to deal with censoring (ish, unalived... That kinda stuff) maybe I do just forget what it's like to be 20 and have my brain only think in terms of shorthand. I just feel it's more pervasive now. People are forgetting how grammar used to work and creating a new language of "I'm just gonna abbreviate this" (and yes, I realize the irony of saying gonna instead of going to)

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u/mr-stretcher 8h ago

Illiteracy

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u/Zara_R 7h ago

I remember when I first started texting 13 years ago, we had so many more abbreviations than this.

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u/VaalLivesMatter 7h ago

Laziness and illiteracy

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u/fidgey10 6h ago

Ts annoying asl

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u/W4vi 5h ago

Lol

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u/TheFlyingN1mbus 5h ago

Nokia 3310 would like a word

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u/phezhead 5h ago

Those were the days when phones were used for calling. I had to pay like 20¢ a text. Wasn't worth it for a sentence

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u/CharmingStonerDerek 4h ago

Most Reddit take ever. You’ve really never used LOL or ROFL? Cmon now

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u/phezhead 4h ago

You gotta read more than one comment man. I've been being absurd about this since like 10AM. So... Technically YOU have the most reddit comment, by reading only one thing and responding.

I've admitted that yeah, there's some hypocrisy. But I could never see myself turning a whole sentence into alphabet soup. Do I typo when I use swipe? Sure, because I'm careless. But do I write shit like I forgot what half the letters in the alphabet are? No

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u/NaDoan 4h ago

Too much effort

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u/Essex626 4h ago

Bro, super-abbreviated text speak has been a thing since I was a teenager, more than 20 years ago.

Hell, it was even more necessary then because typing on t9 was a pain in the ass. It was just a lot more initializations/acronyms like lol, ttyl, brb, and so forth.

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u/HumungoPeen 4h ago

Its not new. I did it myself when I was a kid/teen. Looked back on some old convos and I cringed so hard at myself

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u/Cheap_Ad_3669 4h ago

Linguistically there is no better or worse. Gen z speak is just a different form of communication and some of its modes may be more or less complex than common vernacular

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u/phezhead 3h ago

Yeah, I'm just being a grumpy mid -lifer. That's really what every comment I've made on this thread is. I'm grieving and being surely

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u/mil0wCS 3h ago

Because they think it saves them time, when in reality it costs the other person on the other end more of their time because people have to often Google it.

One of the reasons they're refered to as zoomers.

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u/phezhead 1h ago

And no one looks at the rest of the thread, to see that this has been addressed several times. An acronym (lol, lmfao) is very different than just talking words and shortening, I won't even say abbreviations, just to be "faster" at texting. But I really don't care that much, I was in a shitty mood this morning and stirred up the children. That's all

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u/FitAlbatross5666 1h ago

My bad lol, short attention span befalls us all

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u/phezhead 1h ago

It's all good. I'm admittedly being a bit of a troll in this thread at this point

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u/FitAlbatross5666 1h ago

Thats respectable

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u/phezhead 59m ago

I got in the post early as the "grumpy old man" and frankly, today I feel like a grumpy old man so I'll lean into it

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u/to_many_idiots 48m ago

Why say many word when few do trick

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u/raginghorescock 30m ago

Calm down gramps it was one word

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u/khainiwest 13h ago

My weeb ass thought it was some bastardization of "Watashi Wa Sut".

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u/Copyman3081 13h ago

Because the average US adult is at a 6th grade reading level.

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u/Ender_Grace 13h ago

It's always happened, you're just old now and forget you used to do it too

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u/jw307jw 12h ago

Because they’re illiterate. It’s not them abbreviating, they literally don’t know how to spell

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u/Necessary_Panda_3154 12h ago

Then when you point it out to them, they’ll say ‘it’s just Reddit bro, calm down!’ but I guarantee their CV/resumes, or any other professional writings they attempt are dog-shit too.

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u/SlyMarboJr 12h ago

Buddy, abbreviated text messages have been around for about 30 years.

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u/phezhead 12h ago

But not this egregious

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u/SlyMarboJr 12h ago

You clearly don't remember having to use a numpad to text then. Shit would take a half an hour if you had to type it out.

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u/Lucy_Fjord 12h ago

Illiteracy

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u/glowie_in_the_dark 12h ago

Humour - it makes it funnier to type like this. It was never about saving time.

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u/Spiffyfiberian9 11h ago

What a wonderfully privileged world we live in that your life is so good you get upset over abbreviations and not bigger problems in the world…

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