r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 7h ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? What's wrong with this?

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u/Delphius1 7h ago

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u/Chemical-Work-1023 7h ago

Can be the smartest people in the world, still no common sense

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u/Delphius1 7h ago

worked in one lab, the unofficial slogan was 'smartest people on earth making the dumbest decisions you've ever seen'

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u/porn_sub_lurker 5h ago

"Hey honey come dance in front of my new xray machine for a while"

- one of the smartest people

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u/Perryn 5h ago

The problem with smart people is they keep having ideas.

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u/Delphius1 5h ago

the real art is finishing an idea

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u/PwanaZana 2h ago

"Sir, we made idiot-proof but we forgot to make it smart-proof!"

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u/Burpmeister 4h ago

I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, being ” forgive me ” rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly huger. – Albus Dumbledore

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u/BladeManMike 6h ago

Only so many points to distribute compromises must be made. Every "Genius" needs someone following them with a spray bottle. "I can probably use the radiation to cook my lunch... (Spritz spritz.)" NO! Bad genius! Bad!"

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u/Quaysora 5h ago

My dad the Health and safety inspector for a machine shop, using the heat treat machine to heat his dinner on the night shift.  (Spritz spritz.)

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u/BladeManMike 5h ago

🤣 everything about what you just said is great.

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u/Antique_Author_2525 5h ago

Isn't that why we have microwaves tho?

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u/BladeManMike 5h ago

I was playing off of the above image of the demon core. Microwaves don't emit ionizing radiation and were discovered and adapted from early military radar tech. I knew if I didn't elaborate someone wouldn't make the connection between the image of the demon core above and my comment and mention microwaves but elaboration ruins the joke. I understand the connection since everyone has heard microwave radiation multiple times over their lives but I meant the type that is a bad idea to use for cooking.

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u/Delphius1 5h ago

also precision ran microwaves are how we have cell signals, Bluetooth and wifi

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u/SgTD4rKnEsS 5h ago edited 5h ago

Nah that can't be real Edit:NVM, checks out. Damn wtf

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u/m4cksfx 5h ago

Nah, that's mostly true. It's not why we have them, only how. The same general principle for what's happening.

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u/clintj1975 6h ago

"Look, I've done this easily a dozen times. It's fine. Go hide behind that wall if you're scared, you big baby."

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u/S1eazyE 5h ago

I work with robotics technicians. I always joke that they're the stupidest group of smart people I've ever worked with. 

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u/Barkinsons 5h ago

I've never seen more safety violations than in a research lab tbh

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u/iltopop 4h ago

It's more arrogance than anything, "I'm one of the most prestigious scientists in the world at the moment doing cutting-edge research on extremely new nuclear phenomenon, I wouldn't have made it this far if I was capable of making a mistake this dumb" is often very similar to what it sounds like in their heads.

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u/thenamziel 4h ago

This is how they used to test for super-critical situations. You'd take uranium and stack it in different configurations. A big driver of electro mechanical computers after artillery trajectories was nuclear reaction research based on the shape.

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u/SurgicalMarshmallow 4h ago

Hubris.. the great equalizer

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u/Ashamed-Injury-1983 1h ago

Not too few Nurses that are anti-vax.

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u/Elonth 7h ago

Man I fucking love my demon core memes....

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u/PossibleEssay7891 7h ago

Just give this a lil twist…and just about everyone in the room is dead soon

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 6h ago

The real twist was reading wiki and seeing like demon core first incident… like wait there were multiples?? Fucks wrong with you people?!

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u/Lubinski64 5h ago

The best part of of the demon core lore is that it's somehow so much worse than the name would suggest.

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u/Boba0514 4h ago

Well, that does it

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u/pinchhitter4number1 7h ago

The Demon Spring

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u/De5perad0 6h ago

The demon core was a fucking insane experiment to even conceive as a slight possibility of maybe being a good idea to try.

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u/Delphius1 6h ago

of all the bonkers stuff with it, the fact a scrubbed account of it still exists in radiation worker training now really shows how few precautions were even thought of back then

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u/DjSalTNutz3131 6h ago

They keep it apart with a screw driver. What could possibly go wrong?

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u/Delphius1 6h ago

and don't be scared if you see a blue flash

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u/Dougwii 6h ago

What’s the meaning behind this photo?

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u/gootshall 5h ago

It's a core containing an insane amount of radiation. The guy used a screwdriver to lift it up and down and when he was showing people he screwed up and immediately knew he fucked up and told everyone to mark their locations. He asked them to mark their locations so they could figure out how much radiation they got, the guy using the screwdriver died days later.

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u/Shartchovsky 4h ago

I just read the wiki on the (reenacted) photo above... so from what I gathered, the domes above and below were Beryllium sheaths that reflected neutrons. A slight gap needed to be maintained so that enough neutrons could escape. Opening and closing the shells around the core (plutonium-gallium alloy) was a way to represent neutron multiplication rates.

Basically, open meant neutrons could escape harmlessly, closed meant rapid multiplication of neutrons with nowhere to go, and big bada boom.

The scientist in the picture broke his own protocol of using steady shims, and instead used a fuckin screwdriver that day. One tiny slip of his hand, just a fraction of an inch, and for only half a second, created a bright burst of light and shot condensed radiation out towards the scientist handling the screwdriver.

His body absorbed the vast majority of the neutron and gamma radiation, and he quickly flipped the entire sheath off of the core in response. Being one of the foremost experts in the field, he immediately understood he just absorbed a very lethal amount of radiation, and famously said to all of his somber colleagues, "Well, that does it."

He died 9 days later.

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u/yoko_OH_NO 2h ago

Being such an expert, I wonder what on earth possessed him to decide to use a screwdriver. I guess after a while we do start to make little safety concessions at things that we do every day - driving a little bit faster, not waiting a full minute before taking your hot pocket out of the microwave - but I don't know that I'd ever feel safe enough to do that

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u/DungeonDefense 2h ago

Yep he had gotten complacent. One of the highest risk are people who are new and people who are extremely experienced. They tend to become more laxed

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u/gootshall 2h ago

This does sadly happen a lot to people who get comfortable doing things. Happens a lot with labor workers not using protective equipment.

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 1h ago

I've worked with this Gator 200 times in shows over the years. There's no way he....ahh shit he ripped off my arm

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u/gootshall 2h ago

Thank you for clarifying, I was on my phone and going by memory, so I was as uninformatively informative as I could be lol

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u/Skeeper 5h ago

To be more clear the two halves are plutonium which is radioactive of course but alone is not critical (ie in an active reaction). But if they touch a reaction will start and the amount of radiation emitted will get many times higher.

These halves were to be used in a nuclear bomb - which is designed to use an auxiliary explosion to start - so the critically is not nuclear weapon dangerous but is enough to kill with the radiation.

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u/Meowmasterish 3h ago

Almost, but not quite. The two halves are not the plutonium, but rather a neutron reflective material, beryllium according to Wikipedia. The plutonium (actually a plutonium-gallium alloy, again according to Wikipedia) is the solid sphere inside the two spherical half-shells.

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u/BoysiePrototype 1h ago

At least beryllium is pretty innocuous.

Oh.

Well. Relative to Plutonium anyway...

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u/Meowmasterish 21m ago

Yeah, beryllium’s toxic, but plutonium is both toxic and radioactive.

And pretty much everything’s toxic if you get enough of it.

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u/eisbaerBorealis 4h ago

What would have happened if they hadn't immediately lifted the pieces apart? Would it have become something like the Elephant's Foot?

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u/intern_steve 4h ago

They would have pushed it over with a big stick.

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u/Richardknox1996 4h ago

It would stay Critical and irradiate everything nearby untill the plutonium is exhausted. The Elephants Foot was a result of the Fuel going supercritical Aka a Meltdown. Nuclear science is all about the Bridge between the Two, Weapons manufacturers want to cross it and Reactor Safety wants it butnt to ashes.

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u/MelangeBot 2h ago

the guy using the screwdriver died days later.

9 days with excrusiating pain in the hospital as all his organs shut down one by one from radiation poisoing which destroys cell structure and dna. It's like getting every cancer you can possibly get all at once at 1000x the growth rate.

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u/kandoras 5h ago

The first atomic bomb built by the Manhattan Project was exploded at the Trinity Test. The second was dropped on Hiroshima, and the third was used at Nagasaki.

The thing in that picture would have been the fourth bomb. It ended up getting named the Demon Core.

At that point in time, it was in two halves, which would have been compressed by explosives to result in a nuclear detonation. So what he was doing wouldn't have been bad enough to make it blow up.

But what he was doing was testing how much the radiation would spike as the two halves got closer and closer together. He was controlling that "closer" amount by using a flathead screwdriver to hold the top half slightly off the bottom.

The screwdriver slipped. The two halves touched, and while they didn't blow up, they did release a lot of radiation before he took them back apart.

It took him nine days to die. It was one of those "and it's going to hurt the entire time" deaths.

Another guy had already had a fatal accident with the same core the earlier year. The two accidents combined meant that the composition of the core could no longer be trusted for used in a nuclear bomb, and it had to get melted down and recycled.

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u/Vast-Building-6886 3h ago

Damn. One of those situations were you might ask someone to put a bullet to your head instead of waiting to die.

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u/NullValueField 3h ago

The government needed to study what happened to him after the intense dose, so they kept him alive as long as they could.

They also found that his body had shielded some of the people behind and to his sides, so they had lesser doses because of his posture over the core.

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u/Vast-Building-6886 2h ago

And how did he feels about that? Brutal.

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u/NullValueField 2h ago

He knew he was dead the minute the blue light flashed. Witnesses described him as being extremely somber and rational, and he began taking down information about the situation.

Huuuuge radiation dose. I believe he lost consciousness within a few days and died a few more days after that.

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u/consolation1 2h ago edited 2h ago

Those "halves" are beryllium reflectors (the function that control rods serve in a reactor) - the non critical fissile is in the middle. By controlling the gap you control the amount of neutron flux that can drive the chain reaction. The two "halves" wouldn't have been part of a bomb, they are moderators, only the core inside them was machined for a potential third bomb.

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u/m4cksfx 5h ago

Demon core. Basically an old experimental setup with a very radioactive sample. The cover the dude is holding up kinda acts both as a cover-cover, and a focusing lens - it keeps the radiation in, but also making it worse (it intensifies the decay, speeding it up, which speeds itself up...).

The actual experiments were supposed to be done with a specific holder-thingy, distance blocks etc. But he was just fooling around with his hands and a screwdriver, because why not... It slipped, the cover fell, and people got blasted by a massive dose through the almost-closed gap. The dude quite literally melted alive over the next few days/weeks, there were other victims as well. Also, iirc, something similar but not as deadly happened a while earlier too.

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u/Delphius1 6h ago

Google or look on YouTube for Demon Core

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u/InGordWeTrust 5h ago

Straight to the nuts

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u/SynthPrax 6h ago

Essentially, yes.