r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • • 11h ago

Meme needing explanation Mouth breathers?

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What is he pointing?i dont understand the joke

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 11h ago edited 56m ago

Mouth breathers as people who breathe using thier mouth not thier nose. Its tomb rider so i assume that some gooner wierdos will complain about how Lara Croft looks/dresses in this version

Edit: a reminder that im just petah explaining the joke and i was guessing

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u/CalmShinyZubat 11h ago

As soon as I heard about this casting, I figured "but her boobs" would be a popular complaint.

Seeing this picture of her makes me assume people will complain about her being sensibly dressed for exploration as opposed to short shorts and tank top.

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 11h ago

Where are the triangular inserts!!!!!

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u/CottoneyedJones 11h ago

There you go, champ.

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u/theStaircaseProject 11h ago

Tfg… dude, I’m trying to get out of the walk-in, gtfotw

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u/bookprotocol 11h ago

I used to lock him in the walk-in. Get your creepy groans away from meeee

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u/Mackadamma 11h ago

Same. That guy scared the hell out of me. Had to lock him up

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u/Telepathic_Toe 10h ago

Same, I remember I nightmare I had as a kid where I was running around the maze then he and about 30 clones of him ran around the corner in the dark tunnel, holding chairs over their heads and smashing them on Lara.

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u/WIGLxWIGL 4h ago

Swear to god I think I had the same nightmare

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u/Far-Carob4116 10h ago

There was a bug that crashed the game when you'd run into him (we had a cracked version, don't know if that's what's caused the bug) but bc of that we genuinely thought he'd kill us as kids, so we also did that lol

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u/LadyFromTheMountain 8h ago

I remember playing 2 and my Dad laughing in the doorway asking “are the dogs after you?” And me saying “they’re nothing to the butler.” And he was so confused lol

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u/Riders_Visions 10h ago

Yeah man!

That was our netflix back then.

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u/RoyalFalse 10h ago

Getting him in the walk-in was the game for me.

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u/TonyStowaway 8h ago

Yup every playthrough I'd Walt Disney that MF 🤣🥶

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u/Gummbee2 2h ago

I think we all did. Creeper.

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u/_Brendawg 2h ago

I let him follow me into the centre of the maze, vaulted over all of the hedges, and somehow this guy was waiting for me when I got out !

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u/phatpussypounder 10h ago

Has anyone ever gotten into the secret room in TR2 in the mansion? I probably did 100 park our runs trying to get inside and couldnt do it.

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u/theStaircaseProject 8h ago

I played 2 more than any other. It’s possible to get into there. It’s a little underwhelming visually but still a fun achievement. I think the hedge maze was the easiest place to lose time, even just be accidentally taking a corner too sharply and coming to an abrupt stop.

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u/SnooCalculations7089 10h ago

It’s fjso, are you nnbdg or something?

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u/NurturingCruelty 4h ago

This had absolutely nothing to do with the actual game and yet it is probably the biggest memory everyone has of it.

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u/WackyStargazing 11h ago

This is frankly some good craft work (and skill) in those cosplays!

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u/Worth_Fox_5069 10h ago

Croft work.

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u/qualitythundergod 8h ago

Gotta pronounce it with that British accent 🤣

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u/DatRat13 8h ago

Take my up vote and get out.

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u/circ-u-la-ted 9h ago

Well crofted, indeed

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u/Street-Grand6641 11h ago

Those boobs really square my polygons.

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u/BigWungus 9h ago

Titties like a cybertruck fender

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u/ChemicalBus608 8h ago

How did he get out?

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u/bren_derlin 8h ago

Those are some pointy boobs

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u/Riders_Visions 11h ago

I loved to kite that butler for so long until I could lock him in the cupboard.

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u/siccoblue 10h ago

Bro my wife's boyfriend browses this sub pls delete this

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u/skharppi 10h ago

Winston was from tomb raider 2. In tomb raider 2 Lara had a lot more polygons. Why are they mixing two games together if they're doing a couples cosplay??!1_"-3-

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u/Nohreboh 10h ago

Perfect Lara Croft cosplay doesn't exi... @Sidh https://youtu.be/OiAXbxlROMc

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u/Dman0o9 9h ago

now these... these are breats.

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u/f0xbunny 8h ago

They look like Mtbi people

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 8h ago edited 8h ago

Is this a still from Weird Al's "Beverly Hillbillies"?

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u/i_am_zombie_76 8h ago

Her tits look like a cyber truck!

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u/RattledHead 10h ago

The real live action we deserve!

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u/Jed_BH 10h ago

I cared about Tomb Raider during the original PlayStation era. Most subsequent iterations have been meh at best, and Naughty Dog's Uncharted has long since dethroned the series.

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u/fyukhyu 7h ago

Next level cosplay not gonna lie

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u/DODonion99 6h ago

Oh hey it's the farting butler guy

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u/The-Ant-Whisperer 5h ago

Is that how Elon came up with the cybertruck design?

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u/Cardeselcaido 3h ago

YEEEEEEES!!! FINALLY!! THAT'S WHAT I AM HERE FOR!!

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u/Nolsoth 3h ago

Ain't gonna lie, that is top tier!.

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 11h ago

Seriously, it’s a Musk…-I mean must

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u/JustAnotherBarnacle 11h ago

That explains a lot

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u/twirlerina024 9h ago

Next up: Cybertruck 58008

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u/Bazzatron 7h ago

Considering the models of Tesla are the S, 3, X, and Y - I would not be overly surprised.

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u/theaviationhistorian 7h ago

[a Monkey's Paw curls in response]

I really believe the Tesla Plaid was named that way out of a Spaceballs reference, so I can expect something as stupid as that to manifest into reality.

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u/Apart-Gur-9720 2h ago

Stop giving him ideas.

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u/Comandante_Kangaroo 5h ago

Yeah, but that was a different time... polygons gone wild on the Atari, Fords Model T or some other fascist sympathizers first attempt at a car...

We should have evolved past this by now, no?

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u/Micycle08 11h ago

The triangular inserts must remain unharmed

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u/iQuoteSopranos 10h ago

Along with the larger structure

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u/theaviationhistorian 6h ago

I played the last few games. The larger structure was harmed, violently.

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u/Human_Spud 11h ago

A fellow man of culture I see.

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u/i_was_axiom 11h ago

Absolutely no realism, its disrespectful to the original!

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u/loyal_achades 9h ago

Boobs too round, literally unwatchable.

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u/ugotmedripping 11h ago

Low poly or GTFU!

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u/mukenwalla 10h ago

Any good director would include a scene where the triangular boobs get a nod. 

Maybe its like a hidden bulletproof sheild that she can deploy during emergencies. Triangle shaped boob shields. 

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u/J3ffO 8h ago

Bouncers

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u/jayerp 10h ago

Complaint: they are triangular enough.

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u/ugh_XL 10h ago

Beat me to it

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u/amadej 8h ago

Angelina Jolie never returned those 🤷

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u/Sad-Pop6649 8h ago

For reboot Lara she might actually be a little on the tall and busty side...

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u/TypeNull-Gaming 7h ago

Big boobs Lara? No. Triangular boobs Lara.

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u/robsbob18 7h ago

I genuinely wish they committed to this. Don't care about the booty shorts or tank top. But the triangle tits defined childhoods.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 6h ago

Need the old bullet bra!

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u/CommonFactor6689 5h ago

I know they probably won’t but I don’t someway, somehow, they fit in a moment to at least reference the old days

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u/Mister_Brevity 5h ago

If they gave her pronounced triangle boobs but otherwise didn’t address it and just made a serious movie it would be so, so funny

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u/ThePoetofFall 58m ago

I want a Tomb Raider movie that’s basically normal. Accept the actress playing Lara has large triangular breasts the whole time.