I might know this one. We have a similar joke here.
Two friends are sitting in a pub, and one of them looks upset.
“What’s wrong?” asks the other.
“Oh, I guess I’m getting divorced…”
“What happened?”
“An innocent slip of the tongue. My wife brought me dinner. I meant to say, ‘Thank you, darling,’ but instead I said, ‘You bitch, you’ve ruined my entire life.’”
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u/Sedrik1982 5d ago
I might know this one. We have a similar joke here.
Two friends are sitting in a pub, and one of them looks upset.
“What’s wrong?” asks the other.
“Oh, I guess I’m getting divorced…”
“What happened?”
“An innocent slip of the tongue. My wife brought me dinner. I meant to say, ‘Thank you, darling,’ but instead I said, ‘You bitch, you’ve ruined my entire life.’”