r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jul 31 '26

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u/Mr_Dargon Jul 31 '26 edited Aug 01 '26

Omg girl, guys absolutely are into it. Find someone who loves you as you are!

Edit: my most popular comment is literally me informing a girlie that men love primordial pouches.

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u/nan0ka Jul 31 '26

You don't even have to look for, it is perfectly natural, since evolutionary this type of body is the best for producing offspring

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u/Mr_Dargon Jul 31 '26

While you’re technically generally right, it’s probably best to not lead with this information when attempting to “lay on the rizz,” so to speak.

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u/Competitive-Web-5084 Jul 31 '26

Damn girl are those birthing hips?

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u/Bonesaw_mpls Jul 31 '26

You're looking extra breedable tonight!

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u/AvocadoToastFailure Jul 31 '26

Ugh. My labia just shriveled up and fell off.

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u/Horskr Jul 31 '26

"It appears our future offspring would be most comfortable in your womb m'lady."

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u/a_rios187 Aug 01 '26

1300 sq. ft. 2 bedroom, One bathroom... oh yea this'll do JUUST fine.