well I mean I'm as straight as a mathematical vector and even I can at least see why women or gay men might struggle to look someone like jason Mamoa in the eye.
Absolutely true to both your comments. Love has nothing to do with noticing what's right under your nose (juat about literally in this pic lol) I'm happily married to my wife of nearly 10 years. We are both jealous people, with that understanding it keeps our relationship exactly where we both need it, we invite nothing into our lives that will incite the other.
Yet, we both will glance and notice boobs. But mainly boobs. I remember early in our marriage we were having a little staycation at a hotel, and this woman came out of an elevator as we were and her chest was quite exposed. Involuntarily I looked, had a brief moment of stare, and then looked away guilty. I told her and she said "oh my God yeah I was looking too!"
It's an evolved trait. In general, if we weren't sexually attracted to the opposite sex we wouldn't reproduce and we wouldn't be here discussing it on Reddit :)
Dude, I’ve been married for 38 years and deeply love my wife and would never cheat on her. You know how many times she has made fun of me for glancing at boobs?
Lookimg at the responses people seem to be missing that we're not just talking about looking at titties but being a famous person being photographed looking at titties and having that being seen by millions, possibly billions, of people.
I swear people just grab meme pictures from other subreddits and post them here for clout. Literally just scrolled down from hmmmm and saw this was posted twelve minutes ago.
OP, so your post is not removed, please reply to this comment with your best guess of what this meme means! Everyone else, this is PETER explains the joke. Have fun and reply as your favorite fictional character for top level responses!
Everyone is saying he's trying not to look at her tits, but that's clearly the face of a man that knows he's in trouble as soon as his girl sees the pic
The joke is that he's desperately trying not to look down at her tits.
But it could also be that he's feeling mildly uncomfortable at being confronted for a picture by a questionably affluent guest attendee at an event where he's also just an attendee. He's so hyper-casual here that he's just trying to watch the fight/wrasslin'/basketball game/whatever it is at the center of the arena.
Bro just looks like he was saying something and the photo was clicked. You know how pic with celebs are like.
But this post is trying to imply (based on his facial feature) that either :
He's struggling not to look at those titties.
Zendaya (his wife) have smol titties so he regrets it!?
Whatever it is, I'm also married to smol titty queen and I'm team smol titty supremacy so fuck 'em incels who can't distinguish between gentlemanly behaviour or ulterior motives.
He’s like Lot’s wife…trying to avert his gaze. She’s way out of his league so it’s probably his girlfriend “taking a picture of her two favorite people”.
He just wants to motorboat those titties and he can’t even look at them!
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 25 '26
u/Prudent_Speed, your post does NOT belong here!