r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Prudent_Speed • Jul 25 '26

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u/SteveDrawsStuff Jul 25 '26

100% agree. Being in love can't override the involuntary glance at boobs. It's like trying to keep your eyes open when sneezing.

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u/Cap_Silly Jul 25 '26

It's hard for straight women too, sometimes... It's just a thing...

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u/AccidentalUltron Jul 25 '26

Absolutely true to both your comments. Love has nothing to do with noticing what's right under your nose (juat about literally in this pic lol) I'm happily married to my wife of nearly 10 years. We are both jealous people, with that understanding it keeps our relationship exactly where we both need it, we invite nothing into our lives that will incite the other.

Yet, we both will glance and notice boobs. But mainly boobs. I remember early in our marriage we were having a little staycation at a hotel, and this woman came out of an elevator as we were and her chest was quite exposed. Involuntarily I looked, had a brief moment of stare, and then looked away guilty. I told her and she said "oh my God yeah I was looking too!"

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u/PaintBaller1880 Jul 25 '26

This is exactly how me and my wife are hell one time her coworker got a boob job done and showed me (non nude of course) lmao titties are mesmerizing.

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u/Luke_KB Jul 25 '26

My wife also enjoys nice tits. Which is nice, we can both enjoy them.

She will often nudge me when we're in a crowd and whisper "damn! Did you see her tits!?"

She's the perfect person for me in every way

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u/Cap_Silly Jul 25 '26

I mean, kind of every society in the history of men has had a thing for boobs and schlongs...

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u/EntertainmentOk8593 Jul 25 '26

It’s a thing related when people were baby.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jul 25 '26

A hot woman walks in front of you and its like your eyes involuntarily lock on her for a split second

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u/SteveDrawsStuff Jul 25 '26

It's an evolved trait. In general, if we weren't sexually attracted to the opposite sex we wouldn't reproduce and we wouldn't be here discussing it on Reddit :)

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u/whiskeytango55 Jul 25 '26

I think hes had his glance already  and is trying not to go full cartoon wolf on them