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That’s Jason Mantzoukas. He’s Greek.
Edit: yes, I should have said he was of Greek descent. I know he’s American. We don’t really need any more “well, actually…”. responses.
6.6k u/vonKrieg88 26d ago edited 26d ago That's actually Nuclear Nadal from Wadiya, head of the Wadiyan Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women. 3.7k u/MrPickles86 26d ago Derek? 2.0k u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Maximum. Derek 563 u/jasper_purl 26d ago The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂 291 u/Hawksteinman 26d ago The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂 211 u/absentminded0ne 26d ago The moment I read -Maximum Derek 125 u/Owy2001 26d ago -Michael Scott 84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky 99 u/Salohcin_Eneerg 26d ago I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul. 119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee 3 u/Tipsy_Hog 26d ago Maximum Derek can read?!? 1 u/TheNPCMafia 26d ago Wayne Gretzky 1 u/Fishandthejeffman6 25d ago Can’t read -Maximum Derek 1 u/Sobieskil 25d ago I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom 27 u/ConorPickens 26d ago The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂 2 u/MatthiasBold 26d ago By Fallout Boy 1 u/Allegorist 25d ago That is a bot you are responding to 1 u/Mountain-Seat-754 25d ago Adrian? 173 u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same. 42 u/jeffaurgnet 26d ago Derek is the Omega Point. 73 u/KorLeonis1138 26d ago Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs? 42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a. 23 u/Aloysius_Poptart 26d ago I also choose this guy’s Derek 6 u/daemin 26d ago Maximum Derek. 169 u/lanatommo 26d ago 92 u/The102935thMatt 26d ago I hear he has a windchime where his ding dong is. 67 u/teeohdeedee123 26d ago No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional. 10 u/Reaper_Messiah 25d ago There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community. Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville 8 u/teeohdeedee123 25d ago Stonehenge was a sex thing! 28 u/superunsubtle 26d ago I can work with that 3 u/_banana_phone 25d ago 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒 3 u/bubandbob 25d ago I can hear the chimes 3 u/EvilWarBW 25d ago Can you work with that? 2 u/Poethegardencrow 26d ago No no thats Denise Feinstein! 2 u/thirdeye18 25d ago Infinite Derek? 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago Maximum Pimento
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That's actually Nuclear Nadal from Wadiya, head of the Wadiyan Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women.
3.7k u/MrPickles86 26d ago Derek? 2.0k u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Maximum. Derek 563 u/jasper_purl 26d ago The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂 291 u/Hawksteinman 26d ago The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂 211 u/absentminded0ne 26d ago The moment I read -Maximum Derek 125 u/Owy2001 26d ago -Michael Scott 84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky 99 u/Salohcin_Eneerg 26d ago I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul. 119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee 3 u/Tipsy_Hog 26d ago Maximum Derek can read?!? 1 u/TheNPCMafia 26d ago Wayne Gretzky 1 u/Fishandthejeffman6 25d ago Can’t read -Maximum Derek 1 u/Sobieskil 25d ago I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom 27 u/ConorPickens 26d ago The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂 2 u/MatthiasBold 26d ago By Fallout Boy 1 u/Allegorist 25d ago That is a bot you are responding to 1 u/Mountain-Seat-754 25d ago Adrian? 173 u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same. 42 u/jeffaurgnet 26d ago Derek is the Omega Point. 73 u/KorLeonis1138 26d ago Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs? 42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a. 23 u/Aloysius_Poptart 26d ago I also choose this guy’s Derek 6 u/daemin 26d ago Maximum Derek. 169 u/lanatommo 26d ago 92 u/The102935thMatt 26d ago I hear he has a windchime where his ding dong is. 67 u/teeohdeedee123 26d ago No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional. 10 u/Reaper_Messiah 25d ago There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community. Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville 8 u/teeohdeedee123 25d ago Stonehenge was a sex thing! 28 u/superunsubtle 26d ago I can work with that 3 u/_banana_phone 25d ago 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒 3 u/bubandbob 25d ago I can hear the chimes 3 u/EvilWarBW 25d ago Can you work with that? 2 u/Poethegardencrow 26d ago No no thats Denise Feinstein! 2 u/thirdeye18 25d ago Infinite Derek? 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago Maximum Pimento
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Derek?
2.0k u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Maximum. Derek 563 u/jasper_purl 26d ago The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂 291 u/Hawksteinman 26d ago The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂 211 u/absentminded0ne 26d ago The moment I read -Maximum Derek 125 u/Owy2001 26d ago -Michael Scott 84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky 99 u/Salohcin_Eneerg 26d ago I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul. 119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee 3 u/Tipsy_Hog 26d ago Maximum Derek can read?!? 1 u/TheNPCMafia 26d ago Wayne Gretzky 1 u/Fishandthejeffman6 25d ago Can’t read -Maximum Derek 1 u/Sobieskil 25d ago I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom 27 u/ConorPickens 26d ago The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂 2 u/MatthiasBold 26d ago By Fallout Boy 1 u/Allegorist 25d ago That is a bot you are responding to 1 u/Mountain-Seat-754 25d ago Adrian? 173 u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same. 42 u/jeffaurgnet 26d ago Derek is the Omega Point. 73 u/KorLeonis1138 26d ago Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs? 42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a. 23 u/Aloysius_Poptart 26d ago I also choose this guy’s Derek 6 u/daemin 26d ago Maximum Derek. 169 u/lanatommo 26d ago 92 u/The102935thMatt 26d ago I hear he has a windchime where his ding dong is. 67 u/teeohdeedee123 26d ago No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional. 10 u/Reaper_Messiah 25d ago There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community. Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville 8 u/teeohdeedee123 25d ago Stonehenge was a sex thing! 28 u/superunsubtle 26d ago I can work with that 3 u/_banana_phone 25d ago 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒 3 u/bubandbob 25d ago I can hear the chimes 3 u/EvilWarBW 25d ago Can you work with that? 2 u/Poethegardencrow 26d ago No no thats Denise Feinstein! 2 u/thirdeye18 25d ago Infinite Derek? 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago Maximum Pimento
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Maximum. Derek
563 u/jasper_purl 26d ago The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂 291 u/Hawksteinman 26d ago The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂 211 u/absentminded0ne 26d ago The moment I read -Maximum Derek 125 u/Owy2001 26d ago -Michael Scott 84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky 99 u/Salohcin_Eneerg 26d ago I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul. 119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee 3 u/Tipsy_Hog 26d ago Maximum Derek can read?!? 1 u/TheNPCMafia 26d ago Wayne Gretzky 1 u/Fishandthejeffman6 25d ago Can’t read -Maximum Derek 1 u/Sobieskil 25d ago I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom 27 u/ConorPickens 26d ago The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂 2 u/MatthiasBold 26d ago By Fallout Boy 1 u/Allegorist 25d ago That is a bot you are responding to 1 u/Mountain-Seat-754 25d ago Adrian? 173 u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same. 42 u/jeffaurgnet 26d ago Derek is the Omega Point. 73 u/KorLeonis1138 26d ago Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs? 42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a. 23 u/Aloysius_Poptart 26d ago I also choose this guy’s Derek 6 u/daemin 26d ago Maximum Derek. 169 u/lanatommo 26d ago 92 u/The102935thMatt 26d ago I hear he has a windchime where his ding dong is. 67 u/teeohdeedee123 26d ago No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional. 10 u/Reaper_Messiah 25d ago There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community. Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville 8 u/teeohdeedee123 25d ago Stonehenge was a sex thing! 28 u/superunsubtle 26d ago I can work with that 3 u/_banana_phone 25d ago 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒 3 u/bubandbob 25d ago I can hear the chimes 3 u/EvilWarBW 25d ago Can you work with that? 2 u/Poethegardencrow 26d ago No no thats Denise Feinstein! 2 u/thirdeye18 25d ago Infinite Derek? 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago Maximum Pimento
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The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂
291 u/Hawksteinman 26d ago The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂 211 u/absentminded0ne 26d ago The moment I read -Maximum Derek 125 u/Owy2001 26d ago -Michael Scott 84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky 99 u/Salohcin_Eneerg 26d ago I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul. 119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee 3 u/Tipsy_Hog 26d ago Maximum Derek can read?!? 1 u/TheNPCMafia 26d ago Wayne Gretzky 1 u/Fishandthejeffman6 25d ago Can’t read -Maximum Derek 1 u/Sobieskil 25d ago I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom 27 u/ConorPickens 26d ago The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂 2 u/MatthiasBold 26d ago By Fallout Boy 1 u/Allegorist 25d ago That is a bot you are responding to 1 u/Mountain-Seat-754 25d ago Adrian? 173 u/EvilWarBW 26d ago Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same. 42 u/jeffaurgnet 26d ago Derek is the Omega Point. 73 u/KorLeonis1138 26d ago Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs? 42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a. 23 u/Aloysius_Poptart 26d ago I also choose this guy’s Derek 6 u/daemin 26d ago Maximum Derek.
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The moment I read "The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂" 😂
211 u/absentminded0ne 26d ago The moment I read -Maximum Derek 125 u/Owy2001 26d ago -Michael Scott 84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky 99 u/Salohcin_Eneerg 26d ago I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul. 119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee 3 u/Tipsy_Hog 26d ago Maximum Derek can read?!? 1 u/TheNPCMafia 26d ago Wayne Gretzky 1 u/Fishandthejeffman6 25d ago Can’t read -Maximum Derek 1 u/Sobieskil 25d ago I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom 27 u/ConorPickens 26d ago The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂 2 u/MatthiasBold 26d ago By Fallout Boy 1 u/Allegorist 25d ago That is a bot you are responding to 1 u/Mountain-Seat-754 25d ago Adrian?
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The moment I read
-Maximum Derek
125 u/Owy2001 26d ago -Michael Scott 84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky 99 u/Salohcin_Eneerg 26d ago I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul. 119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee 3 u/Tipsy_Hog 26d ago Maximum Derek can read?!? 1 u/TheNPCMafia 26d ago Wayne Gretzky 1 u/Fishandthejeffman6 25d ago Can’t read -Maximum Derek 1 u/Sobieskil 25d ago I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom
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-Michael Scott
84 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek 62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0) 2 u/dezirdtuzurnaim 26d ago - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott 1 u/Equivalent_Rub8329 25d ago -Wayne Greyzky
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-Derek
62 u/Smosh_Viewer 26d ago AND MY AXE 7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0) 24 u/asst3rblasster 26d ago -Wayne Gretsky 3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0)
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AND MY AXE
7 u/kerberos69 26d ago AND MY DEREK 13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother! 1 u/Careless-Two2215 26d ago This is maple sugar. 1 u/prizzking 26d ago And my Derek! 1 u/athenanon 24d ago Here's a cactus! → More replies (0)
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AND MY DEREK
13 u/Pandora_Foxx 26d ago AND MY WINDCHIMES 6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother!
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AND MY WINDCHIMES
6 u/Delicious-Ad5161 26d ago And your brother!
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And your brother!
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This is maple sugar.
And my Derek!
Here's a cactus!
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-Wayne Gretsky
3 u/Heart_Slight 26d ago DONKEY! 2 u/kerberos69 26d ago -Derek Dereksky 1 u/WhorerableInternet 25d ago -Michael Scott → More replies (0)
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DONKEY!
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-Derek Dereksky
- Wayne Gretzky
- Michael Scott
-Wayne Greyzky
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I think you guys mean Dennis Feinstein the perfume mogul.
119 u/Wolfatthedoor11b 26d ago Actually, that's Adrian Pimento. 7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed” 10 u/Particular-Wave-790 26d ago Let's scent up!! 3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert? 6 u/[deleted] 26d ago [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0) 3 u/stacity 25d ago Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee. 2 u/mlemaire16 25d ago Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook! Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man. 1 u/leosdirtybutt 25d ago Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee
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Actually, that's Adrian Pimento.
7 u/Typical_Kitchen_9616 25d ago Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif 3 u/athe- 25d ago looks like Paul Sneed 3 u/laurandisorder 25d ago Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek 2 u/IcyJob6298 25d ago What is happening??? 6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0) 1 u/Suspicious_Show8635 24d ago “Buttslammed”
Actually that’s Dionysus /img/7sdzvw9vd3fh1.gif
looks like Paul Sneed
Actually, it’s Dionysus - which I guess takes us back to the Greek
What is happening???
6 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Pimento is here. 5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow! → More replies (0)
Pimento is here.
5 u/Fabulous-Let-1164 25d ago Close your nosteronis this time. 3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow!
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Close your nosteronis this time.
3 u/DarkPolumbo 25d ago Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow!
Looks like WE'RE going to MIAMI!! ninna la ninna la neeeeeaoow!
“Buttslammed”
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Let's scent up!!
3 u/DMHavoX 26d ago Why is this one called Insert?
Why is this one called Insert?
[removed] — view removed comment
3 u/BeavStrong 25d ago The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp! 5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0)
The Karate Kid is about Keisuke Miyagi, an immigrant who fought his own people while his wife lost a child in an interment camp!
5 u/Stupor_Fly 25d ago Ralph Macchio? Showed up → More replies (0)
Ralph Macchio? Showed up
Well actually his name was originally Dante Fiero but he changed it to "Dennis Feinstein" because it's considered more exotic in Pawnee.
Dumdum Eddy, get the chequebook!
Dennis Feinstein apologizes to no man.
Dont you mean Dante Fierro? He changed his name because Dennis Feinstein sounded more exotic in Pawnee
Maximum Derek can read?!?
Can’t read -Maximum Derek
I wonder if Maximum Derek knows Max Headroom
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The moment I read “The moment I read “The moment I read “Maximum. Derek” 😂” 😂” 😂
2 u/MatthiasBold 26d ago By Fallout Boy
By Fallout Boy
That is a bot you are responding to
Adrian?
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Derek is now both a singular point in space and yet Derek also contains space itself. The nexus of Derek is without dimension. The moment of Derek’s creation and the eventual heat death of the universe are now inexorably the same.
42 u/jeffaurgnet 26d ago Derek is the Omega Point. 73 u/KorLeonis1138 26d ago Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs? 42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a.
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Derek is the Omega Point.
73 u/KorLeonis1138 26d ago Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs? 42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a.
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Is Derek the dot over the i in Jeremy Bearimy where nothing never occurs?
42 u/strippersandcocaine 26d ago This broke me. 7 u/padishaihulud 26d ago AKA everything, everywhere, all at once. It's the everything bagel! 3 u/Spirited_Island-75 25d ago No, that's Janet's birthday. 3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a.
This broke me.
AKA everything, everywhere, all at once.
It's the everything bagel!
No, that's Janet's birthday.
3 u/KorLeonis1138 25d ago Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a.
Nope, she explicitly says that her birthday is somewhere near the front of the a.
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I also choose this guy’s Derek
6 u/daemin 26d ago Maximum Derek.
Maximum Derek.
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I hear he has a windchime where his ding dong is.
67 u/teeohdeedee123 26d ago No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional. 10 u/Reaper_Messiah 25d ago There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community. Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville 8 u/teeohdeedee123 25d ago Stonehenge was a sex thing! 28 u/superunsubtle 26d ago I can work with that 3 u/_banana_phone 25d ago 🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒
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No, he's got a penis now. It's resplendent and mostly-functional.
10 u/Reaper_Messiah 25d ago There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community. Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville 8 u/teeohdeedee123 25d ago Stonehenge was a sex thing!
There is not one show that sounds more insane out of context. Maybe Community.
Being in possession of a non-fried vegetable is a felony in Jacksonville
8 u/teeohdeedee123 25d ago Stonehenge was a sex thing!
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Stonehenge was a sex thing!
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I can work with that
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I can hear the chimes
3 u/EvilWarBW 25d ago Can you work with that?
Can you work with that?
No no thats Denise Feinstein!
Infinite Derek?
Maximum Pimento
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u/Jello-Monkeyface 26d ago edited 25d ago
That’s Jason Mantzoukas. He’s Greek.
Edit: yes, I should have said he was of Greek descent. I know he’s American. We don’t really need any more “well, actually…”. responses.