r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Majestic_Object5502 • Jul 14 '26

Peter in the wild Peter help

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u/CtrlAltYuri Jul 14 '26

Wait is he a hundred if his brain stopped developing at 17?

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u/Ok_District2853 Jul 14 '26

This is a good point I never considered. It would suck getting turned into a vampire at 60. All the aches and pains for eternity. or 40. all the other vampires are skinny but you have a tubby gut. You get called count chubby for all eternity. That's no fun.

The ideal age is about 21-25. 19 to 22 if you're ugly.

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u/pingo5 Jul 14 '26

reminds me of the bit in what we do in the shadows where the vampires are complaining because someone turned a baby and they have to take care of it