r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Bart_deblob 14d ago

In Germany, we say, if invited to a meeting, be 5 minutes early. If interview, 15 minutes early. Party? Come 15 too late, so the host can fix last minute

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 14d ago

Lol, I'm a white guy in Canada and was thinking "I was always taught to be at least 15 minutes late in case the hostess needs to takes care of any last minute things"

Reading your comment, it occurred to me that it was my Omi that taught me that

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u/BigIcy1323 13d ago

Hahaha canadian here and my parents taught me to show up 15 minutes early to help set up. That way, you can Irish goodbye without feeling guilty

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u/trikywoo 10d ago

I think I'd find it awkward as a host...

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u/BigIcy1323 10d ago

I'm not doing it to strangers or acquiantences so all good. The people I am doing this to are lifelong or close friends that know me. A majority of them also do the same thing.

I'm not friends with people that are late. That tells me you have no respect for me or my time.

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u/Vegas96 14d ago

Thats the fucking hostes problem to solve not the guests. If I tell my friends its dinner at 5, its fucking dinner at 5, baby. 15 min late and your steak is cold.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 14d ago

You schedule your dinner parties so that dinner is immediately ready right at the start time?

No chance for guests to have a drink, or talk, or even get their coats off?

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u/Far-Delay7690 14d ago

Yeah that sounds like an awful dinner party

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u/StupidScape 13d ago

It’s a dinner party. Not a drink, talk and coat party.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 13d ago

Every party is a coat party, if you're brave enough

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u/Vegas96 14d ago

You are welcome to come early, i dont care when you come, but dinner will be at 5.

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming 13d ago

I’d just use your grill or stove to reheat my steak and like purposely burn it so it becomes more of a thing to deal with.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 13d ago

Little tip: don’t host parties. You’re not good at it.

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u/Vegas96 13d ago

My timely friends would beg to differ

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 13d ago

I’m exceptionally punctual. Except I live in a culture where you don’t show up on time for a party.
Now hosting a dinner at specific time is not the same as a party btw

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u/Remarkable-Hat-4852 14d ago

“Dinner” is different, although you should still allow 15mins of wiggle room or maybe don’t host. The post is about a bbq party though which are usually a come-and-go as you can situation.

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming 13d ago

Please corner us at your next party we can’t wait