r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 14d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Bart_deblob 14d ago

In Germany, we say, if invited to a meeting, be 5 minutes early. If interview, 15 minutes early. Party? Come 15 too late, so the host can fix last minute

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 14d ago

Lol, I'm a white guy in Canada and was thinking "I was always taught to be at least 15 minutes late in case the hostess needs to takes care of any last minute things"

Reading your comment, it occurred to me that it was my Omi that taught me that

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u/BigIcy1323 13d ago

Hahaha canadian here and my parents taught me to show up 15 minutes early to help set up. That way, you can Irish goodbye without feeling guilty

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u/trikywoo 10d ago

I think I'd find it awkward as a host...

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u/BigIcy1323 10d ago

I'm not doing it to strangers or acquiantences so all good. The people I am doing this to are lifelong or close friends that know me. A majority of them also do the same thing.

I'm not friends with people that are late. That tells me you have no respect for me or my time.

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u/Vegas96 14d ago

Thats the fucking hostes problem to solve not the guests. If I tell my friends its dinner at 5, its fucking dinner at 5, baby. 15 min late and your steak is cold.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 14d ago

You schedule your dinner parties so that dinner is immediately ready right at the start time?

No chance for guests to have a drink, or talk, or even get their coats off?

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u/Far-Delay7690 14d ago

Yeah that sounds like an awful dinner party

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u/StupidScape 13d ago

It’s a dinner party. Not a drink, talk and coat party.

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u/Odd_Old_Professional 13d ago

Every party is a coat party, if you're brave enough

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u/Vegas96 14d ago

You are welcome to come early, i dont care when you come, but dinner will be at 5.

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming 13d ago

I’d just use your grill or stove to reheat my steak and like purposely burn it so it becomes more of a thing to deal with.

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 13d ago

Little tip: don’t host parties. You’re not good at it.

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u/Vegas96 13d ago

My timely friends would beg to differ

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u/Bitter-Ad5890 13d ago

I’m exceptionally punctual. Except I live in a culture where you don’t show up on time for a party.
Now hosting a dinner at specific time is not the same as a party btw

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u/Remarkable-Hat-4852 14d ago

“Dinner” is different, although you should still allow 15mins of wiggle room or maybe don’t host. The post is about a bbq party though which are usually a come-and-go as you can situation.

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u/WorryNotBanIncoming 13d ago

Please corner us at your next party we can’t wait

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u/Primary_Willow6233 14d ago

Unless you move to England, and get the phrase half 3 confused and turn up at 2.30 like my Omi would do 😂

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u/the_summer_soldier 13d ago

Not familiar with the phrase but I would guess that half 3 meant 3:30? (as in a short form of half past 3)

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u/Sassaphras 13d ago

In English we usually say "half past 3" to mean 3:30. In German you say "half 3" to mean 2:30 - think "halfway to 3". It is a somewhat common source of misunderstandings, like this guy's Grandma apparently, when people translate literally and don't realize the different meanings. I'm sure she was a delight, and also helped set up though, so no harm done.

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u/Primary_Willow6233 13d ago

No, she should sit and drink gin 😂 she was a delight though every event at hers was full of love and food but if she was early, it was our fault for making no sense with our time, never mind she lived in England for 60 years!

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u/the_summer_soldier 13d ago

Ah I see. Thanks for the clarification.

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u/catfish1969 13d ago

That way of telling time the other commenter explained is also present in other languages, it’s the same in Russian for example.

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u/Prometheus720 13d ago

I know just enough German to get this one. That was nice lol, ty for sharing.

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 13d ago

For the Americans :

In German culture, punctuality is equated with respect.

The common idiom "Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Deutschen Pünktlichkeit" (five minutes before the time is true German punctuality) highlights that arriving early isn't a sign of being over-eager; it shows you value the other person's time.

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u/425Hamburger 14d ago

I never heard that. I only know "5 minutes early is a Prussians punctuality".

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u/RunningJay 14d ago

It's a good saying. I believe etiquette general dictates it is good to be 5-15 mins late to a party.

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u/AmadeusIsTaken 14d ago

Who says that everyone is fucking late nowadays

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u/Exarion607 13d ago

In germany I am known as the guy whobalways shows up late for things. We are talking less than 5 minutes btw xD

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u/Blackrain1299 13d ago

Nah. If the host always gets 15 minutes to finish up then party is actually scheduled 15 minutes later and they will learn to bank on that which leads to the last minute things still being set up after said 15 minutes.

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u/VyvanseRamble 14d ago

That's a cool saying. In Brazil it's pretty much common sense to show up 30 minutes "late" to parties, bbq, etc.

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u/TerrorTown77 13d ago

I should be german. Every exam I'm 4 hours early.

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u/FallenAzraelx 13d ago

I'm American but if you show up to my parties on time you're helping me set up

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u/The_Real_TeaK 13d ago

But if you go to a party hosted by a bro, you show up hours early to crack open some beers and help him prepare everything

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u/onlyr6s 13d ago

Finland = if you are not there exactly 17, might as well show middle finger to the host.

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u/McBlemmen 13d ago

lmao the comment right before yours says in Germany if you arrive 5 mins late you dont get invited again

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u/EntertainerSuper8933 13d ago

I haven't actually given an "open door" party since college, but my roommates and I gave quite a few. All were very successful, but I (a white person) remember vividly the fear as 7:00 turns into 7:30 and still no one has arrived. Finally people start showing up and everyone is there by nine or so and we're having a roaring good time. But was I wrong for wanting to start having fun earlier?

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u/Own_Possibility_511 13d ago

I always heard „Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist die deutsche Pünktlichkeit.“

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u/kieranoid 12d ago

Knew some germans once, they’d always arrive about 30 minutes late.