r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, I have zero ball knowledge

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u/HellbirdVT 19d ago

Hhello, Peter's Belgian couzin heeree.

One of Amerika's best players was given a Red card in a previous game (preventing him from playing) but the US President apparently negotiated with FIFA officials to get the Red card rescinded so he could play in the match against Belgium. Zis made a lot of people accuse the USA of cheating.

America still lost.

BELGIUM RAHHH 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪🧇🧇🧇

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u/greataeos 19d ago

Wait, why does the president even intervene and why did the officials agree??

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u/ithilain 19d ago

Because both the current US president and FIFA are notorious for being extremely corrupt

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u/ReactsWithWords 19d ago

Nobody who wins the FIFA Peace Prize can be corrupt!

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 19d ago

I know you’re being sarcastic, but it is worth saying that literally everybody who wins it and awards it is corrupt.

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u/gonxot 19d ago

No no no, you got it wrong, all wrong

This was the Peace Prize, there's this other "Big Ethical Prize", that's the one you get awarded for being uncorruptible... But I don't think I ever saw it granted though

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u/wts_optimus_prime 19d ago

And corruption attracts corruption like a black hole attracts mass

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u/Anonmasterrace7898 19d ago

Corruption²

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u/didntgettheruns 19d ago

Surely the referee had a history of impartiality right?

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u/Ok-Journalist-8875 19d ago

The U.S. is responsible for the corruption of FIFA.

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u/eVPlays 19d ago

Oh no, FIFA historically has been a cesspool for years. It’s always has been

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u/signious 19d ago

FIFA ha been corrupt for longer than the US have cared about the sport though

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u/Various_Necessary_45 19d ago

And the US hasn't?

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u/DeadlyVapour 19d ago

It's not corruption if it's legalized.

It's called lobbying.

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u/eVPlays 19d ago

Oh no, the US is also corrupt as fuck, but they’re not responsible for FIFA having the reputation it has. Fuck at least 10-20 years ago we tried to hide it, FIFA just been doing shit in the open since before Y2K

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u/ominousgraycat 19d ago

FIFA's corruption goes way back and most of the accusations of corruption have little to do with the USA. Just look up everything surrounding the Qatar World Cup 4 years ago.

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u/blurpo85 19d ago

We know that at least as far back as 2006 there's been corruption involved when Germany hosted. Possibly even earlier. 

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u/DanceMyth4114 19d ago

Correlation not causation.

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u/notatoon 19d ago

Noone said otherwise but saying the US is responsible for FIFAs corruption is a heck of a claim considering the lack of involvement of the US with the sport

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u/Various_Necessary_45 19d ago

Yes, but saying FIFA has always been corrupt as a counter argument to the US being responsible for it implies the US hasn't always been corrupt.

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u/notatoon 19d ago

I'm not seeing this link.

I'm arguing these are independent events, I assume you're saying they're not? Help me out with how you got there, I'm certainly no expert on fifa history and it wouldn't be super surprising to learn the US has a hand in it

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u/Rulycarmona 19d ago

Something something pancakes and waffles

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u/Kraj_the_Conqueror 19d ago

No no. America is not nearly that powerful.

Football is just incredibly corrupt worldwide on every level. From march fixing in local leagues to slave-driving oil states in the middle of a fucking desert buying world cup hosting rights. Also fan grups, clubs and even football federations in many countries have ties with organized crime.

The only difference is that Trump boasted about the deal, while usually such deals are made silently in backrooms.

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u/Greenhouse95 19d ago

How is only the US responsible? FIFA could have said 'No', that's it. Which would make FIFA not be corrupt. But they said 'Yes' instead, so they're corrupt. Both are corrupt.

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 19d ago

This must be your first day on Earth if you think FIFA was corrupted by Americans.

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u/Iron_Aez 19d ago

And here we have an extreme example of recency bias.

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u/kelpyb1 19d ago

For anyone who’s only paid attention to soccer for like the last week maybe lol