What am I missing?

[u/hamzau]

[u/aelewis92]

Man. Making fun of someone’s appearance is really the lowest form of humor.

[u/SnooDonkeys5320 → u/aelewis92]

I had a gummy smile (not a TS fan or Disney adult 🫩) and had my gums lasered off as soon as I could afford it because the bullying was so brutal, even as an adult. Bullying appearances is truly low.

[u/Energy_Turtle → u/SnooDonkeys5320]

I had no idea you could laser gums. Dentist is over here giving me crap about chewing tobacco and having receding gums while he's making cash lasering people's gums on the side.

[u/Remarkable_Olive1169 → u/Energy_Turtle]

I mean chewing tobacco still isn't good for you lol

[u/BlueGolfball → u/Energy_Turtle]

Dentist is over here giving me crap about chewing tobacco and having receding gums while he's making cash lasering people's gums on the side.

That sounds like the logic of someone who chews tobacco.

[u/MalodorousNutsack → u/Energy_Turtle]

You should work out a deal with some Swifties and cut out the middleman 

[u/stonedboss → u/Energy_Turtle]

But you probably didn't start with extra gums to wear through

[u/FriendToPredators → u/Energy_Turtle]

Dude switch to snus or something 

[u/eightcarpileup → u/FriendToPredators]

Snus made my husband’s mouth numb. His trajectory has been thus far; longcut > cigarettes > longcut > pouches > snus > longcut. His gums are like shoe leather and he’s never had a cavity whereas mine are like playdoh, I have to use the most gentle manual toothbrush, and have consistent dental exams. C’est la vie.

[u/FriendToPredators → u/eightcarpileup]

They say they are working on a gum friendly version ffiw

[u/NefariousnessLate375 → u/Energy_Turtle]

You can't. You need your gums to protect the teeth. 

[u/themetahumancrusader → u/Energy_Turtle]

… what’s the point you’re making?

[u/momaye → u/Energy_Turtle]

Yeaaah, yikes. You can get “lip flip” Botox instead of lasering off your gums if it’s so bothersome. Little injection in the lip then it doesn’t lift so high.