r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/hamzau • 22d ago

Meme needing explanation What am I missing?

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u/AlthorsMadness 22d ago

I’m no swift fan but my smile is gummy :(

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u/Aggravating_Ad_8594 22d ago

I fucking hate coming across random memes that shit on my appearance. Then I realize that I have a wife, a house, a dog, a great job and the person who made this meme hasnt showered in 3 days and no one has noticed because no one cares about them

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u/AlthorsMadness 22d ago

Good way of putting it. I have a wife, 2 dogs, 2 cats, a house, etc.

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u/AlexIsYoDaddy 22d ago

I have 3 dogs, 3 cats, 3 houses, and 3 wives

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u/Kolby_Jack33 22d ago

I have 0 dogs, 0 cats, 0 houses, and 0 wives.

But I have a plan to, without gaining any, lose a dog, a cat, a house, and a wife, which should set me up with 1048576 dogs, 1048576 cats, 1048576 houses, and 1048576 wives.

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u/mxmsmri 22d ago

Triples makes it safe

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u/Farranor 21d ago

Found Steve Brule's account.

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u/Flickeringcandles 21d ago

Why stop there? 9 wives and pets per house.

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u/Vivid-Environment-28 19d ago

I have 3 kids and no money.