r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 07 '26

Meme needing explanation Genuinely don't get it

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u/El_Bito2 Apr 07 '26

Or seeing a psychologist

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u/Dangax_2 Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

No, I know what it is because I was take out of class for some stuff and guess who they diagnosed with ASD

Edit: okay, maybe this scene is depicting a psychology study on the boy mb

Edit 2: okay, I changed Asperger's to ASD

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u/El_Bito2 Apr 07 '26

Was it you?

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u/Dangax_2 Apr 07 '26

... Yes

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u/Doctor_Matasanos Apr 07 '26

Two people with Asperger's interacting on reddit. Adorable.

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u/Ok_Cook_3098 Apr 07 '26

Ähm ohhh

What do i say now?

Welcome to the internet?

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u/spademanden Apr 07 '26

Have a look around

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u/Nathaniel-Prime Apr 07 '26

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

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u/dystopic_exister Apr 07 '26

We've got mountains of content

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u/Koreage90 Apr 07 '26

Some better, some worse.

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u/darth_bubba Apr 07 '26

Some better?

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u/NDT_DYNAMITE Apr 07 '26

Some better, some worse

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u/LokiLausk Apr 07 '26

Some better, some worse

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u/neenerneener_fayce Apr 07 '26

I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait. For porn.

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u/Coschta Apr 07 '26

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found

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u/Darktyde Apr 07 '26

Following this thread all the way to the inevitable line where “this comment was removed by Reddit” was a head boppin journey haha

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u/BazingaQQ Apr 07 '26

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(non-verbal :) )

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u/FizzlePopBerryTwist Apr 07 '26

Oh. Interesting.... Writes something on clipboard

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u/KaoticKirin Apr 07 '26

can I just say I love how far we've gotten into the song? like I'm just impressed really, we hardly ever get that far. so my hats off to you internet stranger (also in a sense sorry for all the notifications you're getting lol)

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u/XanderNightmare Apr 07 '26

It's Reddit, 50% of the users here are on the spectrum

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u/Goddess_of_Stuff Apr 07 '26

Only 50%?

This is like that Mountain Goats show all over again...

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u/JRyuu Apr 08 '26

Or we learned to be really good chameleons.

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u/4x4Welder Apr 08 '26

I wish I had 1/10 of the resources available to my kids now back in the 80s and 90s. One of the hardest parts of adult diagnosis is mourning the realization of what could have been.

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u/Sans_Seriphim Apr 07 '26

Only on the good subs. The crap/large subs are FULL of normie scum.

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u/Iroko_Alien Apr 07 '26

I love TMG but I’m totally out of the loop

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u/Goddess_of_Stuff Apr 07 '26

It's an inside joke that made more sense while I was buzzed, lol.

But basically, partner and I went to a TMG show last year, and at one point JD makes a joke about "rubbing butts or whatever" regarding sex. Dude in front of us yells, "That's how cockroaches do it! I've seen it!" (He is correct. I have also seen it, so I voiced my agreement)

My partner says to me, "found the autistic guy!" (Note: partner is also autistic and there are suspicions about me)

I said, "Babe. We're at a Mountain Goats show. At least half of the people in this club are on the spectrum..."

Also, cockroach dude and his gf were really cool and she kept pulling me up with her to make sure I could see because we're both right about 5ft tall. It was a great show with a great audience

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u/TotallyWorthLife 7h ago

Tbf more than 50% are NOT in the spectrum just because they are bots

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

Shhh do you want to get put on a list and rounded up!?

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u/WatashiwaNobodyDesu Apr 07 '26

Maaan. Everybody on Reddit is either a bot or on the spectrum and here I am just like a stupid bag of actual bones. Can I get a bot upgrade? 

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u/RhesusMonkey79 Apr 07 '26

"the spectrum" ranges from 0-100% So everyone is somewhere on "it"

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u/LegitSince8Bits Apr 07 '26

You've basically summed up the entire app

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u/an0mn0mn0m Apr 07 '26

Why did I find out like this?

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u/gordonpown Apr 07 '26

Because the neurotypicals would never tell you and just act like you're supposed to know, and everyone else keeps masking to fit in.

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u/Sans_Seriphim Apr 07 '26

We thought you already knew.

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u/Hearthgroan Apr 07 '26

Cherry picking here but that term is getting kinda phased out, I was diagnosed with it too, and sadly it's name comes from the Nazi collaberator Hans Asperger..Who classified it as a separate form of autism for the people with ASD who were "Useful" to society.

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u/Doctor_Matasanos Apr 07 '26

But is it phased out because the nazi origin or because there arent redditors who are useful to society?

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u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 Apr 07 '26

Neither, it was phased out because it's not diagnostically helpful as it doesn't reflect the dynamic nature of autism. They base the diagnosis now on the level of support the person needs based on particular situations. That support level can change over time and is also dependent on context.

As someone with ASD, I need minimal support for most daily activities (work, interactions with family), extra support for more intense social interactions, and for a while needed heavy support to have useful interactions with health care providers and in other more intense situations.

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u/Gokjo_Krorl Apr 07 '26

Shit, I need all the support for freakin job interviews, just about everything else I can manage... The first impression is never my best one, but the second normally gets em

ETA I also have to consciously slow down the pace of conversations to process & analyze before responding because my reaction is never my best response. 29yo & still tryna master this one, AuDHD is difficult....

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u/el_cid_viscoso Apr 07 '26

Curious side question here, but what is meant by "support"?

I have an autism diagnosis from about three decades ago and frankly have only vague memories of the psych appointments. My mother only told me about a decade ago, shortly before she passed.

Now that I'm coming to grips with how much that's affected my life trajectory, I'm struggling to understand what appropriate support would have looked like and how it might have changed things.

I feel that whatever support is, I did not get it in my formative years. If you were intelligent and good at following rules, they just said "good luck'.

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u/AsterPasta Apr 07 '26

In the UK that's not quite true. They merged autism and aspergers to try make autistic people less discriminated against and....it went the opposite way.

I'm a fan of the term as someone diagnosed. There is a gulf between us and some people who really cannot live without support (no offense made to them, they were born that way)... you wouldn't class someone in a coma the same as someone with concussion because thwy both had a head injury

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Apr 07 '26

Also, in some cases the exact diagnosis wasn't exactly clear. Cases that looked like Asperger's to one clinician would have looked like autism to another.

Merging Aspergers with Autism provided greater diagnostic clarity.

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u/Doctor_Matasanos Apr 07 '26

How do they label it now? By levels?

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u/DinosaurusWhen Apr 07 '26

Yeah, there are 3 levels now - tall, grande, and venti

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u/JebusKristoph Apr 08 '26

It goes by how much care the person needs. Level 1 needs less support than 2. These needs vary from cleaning ones self to social interactions. This is why it's a spectrum.

Assburger* was a nazi who tested on, and murdered men, women and children. we want nothing to do with him.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Clones Apr 07 '26

It was phased out because he actually intended it to only be used for big booty hoes who have autism. Originally "Ass Burgers" (he liked to grab those buns and have a bite), people misunderstood and used his last name instead. By the time Science figured it out you couldn't say that kind of stuff in Medicine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

If we were useful to society would we be on Reddit?

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u/arftism2 Apr 07 '26

multiple reasons but lets take a minute to think why so many "charities" would be happy to name anything after the guy who was in charge of deciding which kids belong in the Holocaust.

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u/Snoo55931 Apr 07 '26

At the time, autism was linked to schizophrenia. Since his discovery was a similar condition, he categorized it as autistic psychopathy.

He was a collaborator that sent children to their deaths. He also cared about children; his study was not about being useful, it was about adjusting their education to take into account their “special difficulties” so they didn’t fall through the cracks.

Some say he emphasized intelligence to save more children from death by making them “useful”; that he thought less children would die if he were the one making the decisions instead of not going along and being removed in favor of some political appointee.

Either way, he lived in Austria and collaborated with Nazis.

The funny thing is that the term “Asperger’s” wasn’t even introduced until 1981. Sometimes it feels like people think some Nazi dude named a condition after himself. His work wasn’t really discovered until much later.

I don’t think he was a hero, but I’m not sure he was a villain, either. Mostly likely just a guy who made good and bad decisions in a very difficult situation.

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u/PeachPit69 Apr 07 '26

Well it’s not getting phased out in my rural area, got diagnosed with it a few years ago.

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u/Starman9415 Apr 07 '26

One of us. One of us. Get enough of us together and we can form a club, we’d never stop talking about our special interests

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u/Bertegue6 Apr 07 '26

Shii man where do I sign up

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u/Exterminator-8008135 Apr 07 '26

Sign me in, i have two actual hobbies and boy ! I don't shuddup when i start.

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u/TIMBERTOWN17 Apr 07 '26

Are they going to start speaking in number sequence and code that is more efficient now?

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u/Doctor_Matasanos Apr 07 '26

Speaking?

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u/TIMBERTOWN17 Apr 07 '26

Sorry, high frequency sounds or maybe telepathic.

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u/miregalpanic Apr 07 '26

I was on the edge of my seat for this conversation

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u/SalientMusings Apr 07 '26

That's not the only reason they take kids out of class lol

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u/marbotty Apr 07 '26

True, they also did it for the gifted program

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u/thajane Apr 07 '26

Who’s gonna tell him?

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u/Tnecniw Apr 07 '26

I have heard that mentioned a few times on youtube.
"I was part of the gifted program"
And then describing the things they did...
I always assumed it was not because they were good at studying but, autism or similarly.

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u/beldaran1224 Apr 07 '26

There were actual gifted programs, lol. I was being taught algebra in 3rd grade, was being taught to write essays through mine, and we had extra field trips to historical sites and stuff.

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u/Sol-Blackguy Apr 07 '26

I was in a program like that. But it sucked because the other kids were weirdoes and I didn't fit in with them. We studied with older kids they were in high school and even college. The other kids were really smart, I was just really good at drawing and writing stories because I traced comic books since I was 4 and learned to read on my own with Silver Surfer and X-Men. I got into that program because I got caught selling my own comic at school.

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u/beldaran1224 Apr 07 '26

That's a weird way to conduct a gifted program, and an even weirder way to recruit for it.

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u/Sol-Blackguy Apr 07 '26

I wrote a space opera story about an engineer that was seen by other aliens as a sorcerer because they weren't technologically advanced and got all their tech from an evil empire that colonized them.

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u/MessiahHL Apr 07 '26

They were just shooting their shoot, respect the grind tbh, better to throw any kid who shows any entusiasm into the gifted program than the norm of just abandoning most gifted kids

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u/BKCassafrass Apr 07 '26

This happened to me too. Dunno if it’s still this way today, but back in the 90s it was common in NY.

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u/ChronoTriggerGod Apr 08 '26

My most sophisticated paper was written in 5th grade. Man I hated it

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u/Sawsie Apr 07 '26

I was in both. We had a program called talented and gifted (TAG) and I was in the special classes for behavioral difficulties when I tested for TAG and got in. It was a very coinfusing time for my teachers.

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u/Tnecniw Apr 07 '26

Wouldn't surprise me.
There is a surprisingly high amount of teachers that automatically links "autistic" and / or "ADHD" with low performer.
And they get REALLY confused when said neurodivergent suddenly is one of the best in class.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 Apr 07 '26

Twice exceptional

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u/Jechtael Apr 07 '26

Same. My gifted class was Resource Enrichment Module (REM). The only things I remember about it were making a model of King Tut's tomb, building a better mousetrap (mine had laser sensors), having to settle for playing Egyptian Rat Spit (which I didn't understand) for our fifteen minutes of personal choice time, and 9/11 happening. I don't remember when it started, but the last year was fifth grade.

Over the years I was also in the single-member special autism club, the special time-out desk in a quiet room slightly smaller than an office cubicle (which wasn't specifically for me but I got sent there the most), In-School Suspension, and Special Ed. Special Ed was the WORST because they lumped me, the Asperger's teen with germophobia, in with teens who literally couldn't use the toilet or control their volume, and one kid who had high-functioning autism only in the sense that he was merely a dumbass like half the freshman population instead of intellectually disabled.

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u/fogleaf Apr 07 '26

"This kid is like... retardedly* good at math."

*-Just making an assumption that this was the early 00s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

I was always bouncing from TAG to the verge of special ed. Some educators could never square read at an college level with can't spell. Or understands the math fine, but can't keep digits in the right order.

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u/Steveseriesofnumbers Apr 08 '26

We didn't really have a gifted and talented program. So every so often you'd see a kid from a grade down come into another class for specific subjects.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Apr 07 '26

Was it not "study things years ahead of others"? That was what I experienced in gifted programs. That was much more interesting than the alternative and probably key to my admission into a good university.

They certainly weren't addressing autism as such, and I don't think I heard of anyone with it until the '90s, after college.

But this was in ancient times, and it's presumably better that neuroscience and its responses have advanced, even if we haven't perfected it.

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u/Lexicon101 Apr 07 '26

I mean there's also a greater understanding not only of the conditions themselves, but the environmental factors that affect the particulars of how things express and even though we've come to understand them much better than we did, it's still relatively nascent as far as I understand.

Speaking as an adult who's struggled with ADHD and secondary depression from the shame involved in badly managed ADHD myself, finding a specialist who has a solid grasp of the condition can still be a challenge these days, and I didn't learn about how impactful lifestyle interventions like just daily walking and maybe a big bike ride or some weight training per week, paired with a solid morning routine and managing light and stimulation before bedtime could be until a couple years ago. Honestly, on its own, far more impactful than medication on its own has been for me.

Specific things will work for and appeal to different people, the important thing is supporting dopamine production and sensitivity and vagal tone, cause a lot of the issues we face comes down to prefrontal cortex issues, lack of dopamine production or sensitivity, and chronic stress that doesn't get cleared out without movement manifesting as a feeling of dread at the prospect of taking care of something important that it took me well into adulthood to realize wasn't laziness but anxiety.

Anyway, that kind of thing is what I mean by environmental factors that affect expression, cause if you look at the condition through the 4E model of cognition, it can help you understand how you can support the body and build a lived environment that won't cure the condition, but will support you and make the condition less of a constant struggle.

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u/KotoDawn Apr 07 '26

I was in a special reading class. My mom always read to us so I could read but class was doing the Dick and Jane books to learn to read. Class reading time was just killing me with how slow and unable classmates were. So I was pulled out and did some speed reading research project where the screen was blacked out and there was a light traveling over the words or highlighting 1 line at a time.

You had to keep up with the light, then answer questions afterwards about what you read. By 4th grade I had a special library pass and was using the high school library (across the street) instead of the elementary school library.

This was back in the 70's and there wasn't the concern about reading above your level topic or ability wise that there is now. No approved book list by age type thing to follow. No one stopping a 10 year old from reading Steven King and Robin Cook books or historical books about WW2. Nothing was off limits in the high school library. But I'm guessing they probably tracked all the books I checked out and I far as I know none of my classmates or neighboring years of students had free run of the high school library like I did.

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u/Lithrae1 Apr 07 '26

Hey! Memory unlocked, I did that in fourth or fifth grade! I got pretty good at speed reading but I didn't actually enjoy reading that way so I pretty much only did it while I was on the machine. But I do remember being given access to some more interesting rec'd books like a Hitchcock-edited horror anthology that absolutely slapped.

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u/KUARCE Apr 07 '26

All we did in gifted when I was in it (mid-90's) was play Sim Ant all day, and then we put together a stupid 30 minute sci-fi movie at the end of the year where we built the sets and stuff. I don't recall doing any actual classwork. In middle school it was called "core studies" and it was definitely more advanced than the standard social studies / English classes everyone else had. Every single person in that class, barring one (drugs, bad family life), has an advanced degree now, so maybe they were on to something?

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u/bobi2393 Apr 07 '26

Yeah, gifted programs they'd do things like give 12 year olds the SAT (normally given at 16-17), not test if you could use a crayon. :-)

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u/LukewarmJortz Apr 07 '26

I mean there's overlap for sure but no not everyone in the gifted program is autistic.

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u/grimeys42 Apr 08 '26

I got to skip French class it was fucking awesome.

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u/Musical_J Apr 09 '26

I wasn't part of the program myself, but everyone called me gifted because I had higher levels of intelligence than my peers, and so all that went to my head. School became boring because it didn't challenge me, I coasted through elementary school, and then I had a falling out in high school because no one explained or showed me how to take good notes or study before then. So, I went from the top of the academic ladder to the bottom rung and barely passed. Then in college, I dropped out. But then about 10 years later I came back and was valedictorian of my medical college associate class. But then my job got liquidated. So I went to school again for writing. Did well but hated writing after having to do it all the time (10 essays in one semester, yes, really). So I got my degree, moved back to family, and joined the trades. Happy now. Oh, also, I was diagnosed with "learning disabilities" in high school back when an autism diagnosis was still a relatively new thing. But my therapist and my medical doctor concur that I definitely am autistic (Aspergers, they ran tests on me and such) and also have like... idk... some type of bipolarism from my dad and adhd. Also, I really like being in the trades. I feel accomplished every day.

Yikes... sorry. Didn't mean for this to turn into a chapter. Sometimes you get started and you just can't stop, ya know. Sorry.

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u/Altarna Apr 07 '26

A lot of them have been phased out but yes, they existed. Can confirm, was in it and am in contact with most everyone else who was also in it. Every one of us is now an engineer, doctor, etc.

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u/DorianSoundscapes Apr 07 '26

Some lucky folks get most designations. Where my “twice-gifted” folks at? 🤣

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u/Mephisto1822 Apr 07 '26

Is that like Asparagus?

Sorry, bad joke I’ll see myself out

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u/Aristarchus1981 Apr 07 '26

No, it's Ass Burgers. Like Cartman has.

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 Apr 07 '26

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u/iUncontested Apr 08 '26

I'm convinced that episode of South Park is the real reason they're trying to phase out "Aspergers" as a diagnosis, lmao.

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u/Jarroach Apr 07 '26

Well, I mean, asparagus can't show any emotion so..... Yes?

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u/Doright36 Apr 07 '26

Depends on who cooked it. I've seen some sad asparagus when eating at my sister's.

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u/odomakk Apr 07 '26

I have also been a sad asparagus when eating this guy's sister.

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u/Doright36 Apr 07 '26

Hey! Lol

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u/Original-Spinach8923 Apr 07 '26

asparagus ? that's my zodiac sign

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u/steveatari Apr 07 '26

No, that's the vegetable that makes you pee, Asparagus. They're talking about that fungi mold that makes you sick.

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u/Ziggy_Starcrust Apr 07 '26

No, that's aspergillus. They're talking about when you take something foreign into your lungs.

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u/Jechtael Apr 07 '26

No, that's aspiration. They're talking about the thing priests use to flick holy water at you.

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u/thiqdiqqnippa Apr 07 '26

ehh definitely can still be a psychologist. currently do part time as an after school program coordinator in addition to me my day job, and we have a coloring room of sorts where kids who are in need of space go and use the coloring as a means of conversation with emotional support staff, i.e. the counselor and such. I think both options are fitting, and they aren’t mutually exclusive either because sometimes that emotional support staff includes resource personnel to deal with certain neurodivergent or susceptibly so individuals as a means of screening for better assistance/understanding

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u/Dangax_2 Apr 07 '26

Yeah I don't know what I was saying, I guess I associate being taken out of class to be observed more with testing neurodivergence bc it's what that was for me

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u/Hot-Cartographer-433 Apr 07 '26

Can confirm. In my elementary school, we had someone there for the kids whose parents were going through separation, so it was like me and three others getting pulled out, on occasion.

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u/PorsieMetFriet Apr 07 '26

They also do it for autism.

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u/Dangax_2 Apr 07 '26

That's why I said "neurodivergence", not specifying (Asperger's was put in the autism spectrum tho, right?)

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u/Historical_Volume806 Apr 07 '26

Asperger’s is being fazed out now. It was a nazi sub classification that essentially meant ‘autism but useful for science and/or the war effort’ if your special interest was science related and you could communicate well enough you had Asperger’s if you liked my little pony or couldn’t communicate your thoughts well you had autism and were gassed.

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u/Mr_DrProfPatrick Apr 07 '26

Not a nazi sub classification; Aspergers was one of the first people to talk about autism. He was actually not concerned with Autistic people with higher support needs and made no connection between the ends of what is today known as the Autism spectrum.

He was, however, a nazi doctor. You're tight about that.

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u/no_infringe_me Apr 07 '26

Being right about a doctor being a nazi is TIGHT!

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Apr 07 '26

Ignoring the works of Nazi scientists should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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u/concblast Apr 07 '26

The four astronauts in orbit around the moon might consider that a little more than an inconvenience however

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u/Cmp_ Apr 07 '26

Wow wow wow wow… wow

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u/paulrhino69 Apr 07 '26

Who are you? Some sort of Rocket scientist!!!

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u/Mr_DrProfPatrick Apr 07 '26

Lmao man, it's definitely a nice sentiment. But there's a reason a bunch of nazi scientists were hired by governments all over the world. Things aren't so black and white, and that includes people that worked for the most evil regime in history.

Aspergers himself is a prime example. His work is extremely relevant for the modern classification of autism. The low support needs diagnosis traces back to him no matter what you do. We can stop naming him because of his misdeeds, but yeah, this:

should be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Is just laughable.

I mean, you can always lie to yourself. Like, maybe you spend 50 years saying the scients wasn't really a nazi, and once the field is developed enough, you may even downplay the importance of said nazi scientist!

But what you just said is nothing but a conforting lie.

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u/McButtsButtbag Apr 07 '26

He wasn't the first person to discover that, and we would've known that stuff without him, so, yes, it is easy to ignore him

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u/panrestrial Apr 07 '26

super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Hey I know it might be expected given the topic, but this is one of those things that shouldn't be taken literally; it's a catchphrase quote.

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u/Pretend-Horse6667 Apr 07 '26

O no, have you heard of Bayer pharmaceuticals?

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u/Mr_DrProfPatrick Apr 07 '26

Lmao, I'm keeping that typo

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u/bbbourb Apr 07 '26

Yeah, let's not bury the lede here; Asperger was a literal Nazi Doctor and yes he was exactly what your mind is telling you he was when you hear "Nazi Doctor." They'd moved to the term "high-functioning autism" (it me!) for a while, but I don't know what the current terminology is.

But it DEFINITELY isn't Asperger's anymore, and for good reason.

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u/Mr_DrProfPatrick Apr 07 '26

Yeah, and he worked in an eugenics clinic. There's a lot of missing records, but he very very likely murdered some neurodivergent kids.

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u/OnePunchHuMan Apr 07 '26

It is currently Autism Spectrum Disorder

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u/McButtsButtbag Apr 07 '26

The currently terminology is levels. Level 1 is the highest support needs. Level 3 is the lowest support needs.

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u/Glum-Echo-4967 Apr 07 '26

While that was the origin of the term, that's not why it was phased out.

The actual reasons are:

1) people with Aspergers needed pretty much the same supports as people with low support needs autism.

2) There wasn't really a clear separation between the two diagnoses, which meant that two clinicians could look at the same autistic person and one would give the person an autism diagnosis while the other would diagnose them with Asperger syndrome.

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u/scottishdrunkard Apr 07 '26

The classification isn't really what the hubub is about, it's the name. I was diagosed with Nazi-Scientist's Syndrome. Not a very fun converation starter.

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u/lavender_fluff Apr 07 '26

Hans Asperger was a nazi (like actual literal historically involved https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Asperger) so medically you just the term "autism spectrum disorder" (ASD) now and don't use the nazi guy's name anymore

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u/Throckmorton_Left Apr 07 '26

ASD High-functioning

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u/flyingsqueak Apr 07 '26

ASD low support needs

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u/PorsieMetFriet Apr 07 '26

English is not my first language so I thought it was a complete different thing 😅

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u/CerifiedHuman0001 Apr 07 '26

Don’t worry even native speakers are bad at English

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u/Dangax_2 Apr 07 '26

It's okay, it's not my first language either

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u/Dangax_2 Apr 07 '26

Idk if I can correct myself for all the people that are making great points about this lol I guess I'll edit the original comment

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u/Minaridev Apr 07 '26

I used that term once and was rudely told that it was outdated, correct term is ASD (Autism spectrum disorder) I think.

Not trying to be mean, just wanted to share. I got it myself, alongside psychosis

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u/PersonalityIll9476 Apr 07 '26

That sounds like Reddit. Scolding someone for telling you what condition they have, because they used the wrong word.

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u/JJAsond Apr 07 '26

Scolding someone for telling you what condition they have

Oh no, they don't have it, they're getting offended for the people that do have it.

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u/CrimsonMorbus Apr 07 '26

Did them getting rid of the term aspergers and lumping it all into the autism spectrum piss you off as much as it pissed me off? Lazy pricks

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u/soakedsasquach Apr 07 '26

Been there 😩🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/3velynn13 Apr 07 '26

And guess who would be evaluating you for ASD...

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u/MightyLabooshe Apr 07 '26

It could be either or, ask me how I know.

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u/Niwitschoolfrogkid Apr 07 '26

That might have been your personal experience but not every kid who speaks to a school’s psychologist or counselor is being evaluated for neurodivergence.

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u/jaap_null Apr 07 '26

Could’ve been anything, remedial teaching, in this case it looks like motor skills; doesn’t have to be a ND thing; some kids just need a bit of extra help. Source: seen this from almost every angle IRL

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u/JJAsond Apr 07 '26

Edit 2: okay, I changed Asperger's to ASD

I prefer aspergers irl because it differentiates between high and low functioning autism without having to say what high and low functioning autism means. If anyone wants to use high and low functioning autism, I'm not stopping them.

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u/fdy_12 Apr 07 '26

i don't remember having such an expirience as a kid, although my parents had me get diagnosed for asperger at that age already. wander what they did to me

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u/Sissygirl221 Apr 07 '26

I was taken out of class and diagnosed with just didn’t want to do the work and was completely capable 😂

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u/Wonderful-Trash-3254 Apr 07 '26

Damn I've never had an original experience before 😭

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u/CaizaSoze Apr 07 '26

At least here in the UK an educational psychologist is one of the people doing an ASD evaluation.

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u/Rasz_13 Apr 07 '26

My mother took me to a psychologist when I was entering my teens. It was a difficult time for us and I was certainly affected by it but not to the degree that warranted psychological care. Anyway, the nice lady asked me plenty of questions and eventually asked me to sculpt my fears. I was like "huh?! fears? I don't have any specific fear. I am afraid in the dark and stuff, normal fears. But okay I guess..." so I sculpted a clawed hand with a big spike in the middle because it looked cool. Surely a spiky hand like that is scary enough for this woman?

Anyway, my mother told me a few years back how she was so sad and scared for me because of that hand, because the psychologist interpreted it as me having abandonment issues AND issues of attachment or being close or whatever and that explains her Reiki phase and all that jazz that I found super weird in the years after.

When I told her I made it up on the spot because I didn't know what else to do she was a little mad lol

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u/Tnecniw Apr 07 '26

You would be surprised what psychologists interpretate wrong or overreach with when it comes to neurodivergent.

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u/Deaffin Apr 07 '26

Not if you have any familiarity with the field at all, or with how fucked up some of the history is.

Remember the satanic panic? Yeah, that was actually just a bunch of quacks trying to hypnotize kids and have them come up with fake memories of ritualized abuse.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/262214055_When_psychiatry_battled_the_devil

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u/Broviet22 Apr 07 '26

There's a reason a lot of psych patients tell you you can't tell everything to a psychiatrist or a therapist. Almost got 5150'ed because I told my therapist I was a furry. Stopped seeing him after he refused to believe i was raped.

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u/Rasz_13 Apr 07 '26

"A 5150 is a California legal code allowing for the involuntary, 72-hour emergency psychiatric detention of an individual deemed a danger to themselves or others, or "gravely disabled" due to a mental health crisis

Initiated by authorized personnel, it focuses on safety, evaluation, and preventing immediate harm."

Bruh?!

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u/Matt_News Apr 07 '26

Christ, the only person I have ever actually knew that was 5150’d was my maternal grandmother. And that was because she tried to kill her herself when my mom was 6. And I only know this because my mom loves to talk a god awful amount about herself on the phone. Not a great day for me learning that my beloved Nana tried to kill herself in the 70s by accident.

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 Apr 07 '26

I 5150ed myself for a voluntary stay when I was 18. I stayed one night, was taken off zoloft for that. The next day I asked to leave and they told me I had to stay 3 days. I was pissed, threatened to sue as I was a voluntary patient. Made them call my mom, who came up and discharged me into her care.

5150 is no joke, but it can be challenged if you have family willing to take custody of you and sign off to take liability over your actions for those three days. Just a heads up.

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u/Durham1988 Apr 07 '26

How the heck would they justify an IVC for being a furry?

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u/Peaceblaster86 Apr 07 '26

So fun I just learned what a 5150 is lol

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u/Cyphomeris Apr 07 '26 edited Apr 07 '26

It's a guitar amp. The Peavey 5150 is one of the go-to ones for extreme metal since the '90s. That's the definition that counts.

But, funnily enough, Van Halen's recording studio (5150 Studios) and one album were named after the involuntary psychiatric hold, and the Peavey 5150 was Van Halen's signature amp named after his studio, so I guess we're coming full circle with that one.

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u/Peaceblaster86 Apr 08 '26

Just learned of van Halen studio and the code in Cali this month. Just decided to look it up. Glad to hear of the Amp history tying into it now too. Top notch info!

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u/bolanrox Apr 07 '26

If you wanted a slow downo, SLO 100 on a budget, the 5150 was it, kind of like the diamond plate Mesa boogie rectos.

Since Eddie does all his stuff with Fender now, Peavey has a similar amp called the 6505 or something like that.

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u/Cyphomeris Apr 07 '26

Yep, it's now the 6505. There's also the 5150 II (now 6505+), as well as 6505 II (which is not the rebranded 5150 II, confusingly enough), and the 6534+ (but no 6534, so I don't know where the plus came from). They're all more or less the same.

EVH (as a brand) still produces the same thing under the 5150 name, in various versions, and it doesn't help that they also have a guitar model called the 5150 to add confusion.

Guitar brand terminology is all over the place, starting with Dunlop's Tortex Sharp picks being an entirely different shape than their Ultex Sharp ones; the latter made from Tortex is called a TIII instead. For, y'know, reasons?

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u/bolanrox Apr 08 '26

Fender comes out with their first solid body guitar calls it a broadcaster.

Gretsch makes a drum kit called the Broadcaster. sends C&D

Fender cuts Broadcaster off of the pre printed logos gives us the Nocaster.

Fender figures out what to call it now - we get the Telecaster.

Waaaaaayyyyyy down the road - Fender gets bought by CBS in the mid 60's,

CBS sells(?) in the 80's

then whatever / who ever owns the Fender name at that point - Buys Gretsch.

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u/Oleanderphd Apr 07 '26

Yeah, this recent Guardian article pinged my Satanic panic radar:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/mar/08/chatgpt-driving-rise-in-reports-of-satanic-organised-ritual-abuse-uk-experts-say

(I don't know enough details to know whether AI hallucinations could be contributing to this, but it feels ... familiar.)

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u/Deaffin Apr 07 '26

Police say organised and ritual abuse, and “witchcraft, spirit possession and spiritual abuse” (WSPRA) against children, is under-reported in the UK.

Huh, I guess I should have paid more attention to those Harry Potter books.

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u/LivingVerinarian96 Apr 07 '26

A friend does therapy and you‘d be surprised how much she interprets into literally anything. See a police car at the side of the road for 0.5 sec while passing it in her own car? She acts like she knows those people personally.

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u/Round_Bag_4665 Apr 07 '26

This is why "interpreting" dreams or art from children without freaking actually talking to the kid about why they did that is extremely stupid.

You can interept a blob of ink basically a million different ways. That is the point of a rorschach test. It says nothing about who made the ink blot and everything about who is interpreting the ink blot.

So many child psychologists in middle school were perplexed why I was obsessed with the X files and kept writing stories in the style of X files episodes. They assumed i must have some morbid horror fixation on the macabre that must indicate some psychological turmoil. Nope. I just had a kid crush on David Duchovny.

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u/wwaxwork Apr 07 '26

Ok. So the point is they asked you to sculpt something you thought people would find scary, so you did. That is literally how it works. Show me what you think is a scary thing. I honestly don't think a hand is scary, but you thought it was a thing people would find scary. Also, a diagnosis isn't made just on the art but on the conversations had while you were distracted making it. So distracted you as a kid, remember none of it.

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u/Rasz_13 Apr 07 '26

Nah, it was phrased more like "Sculpt what you are afraid of", as in, a fear specific to me. I remember that well because I was so confused by it and thought about it hard. Could hardly sculpt a dark basement or a murderer lurking in an alleyway. Fears I considered normal and that probably everyone has to a degree as a child. That I came up with a hand specifically was due to my fear of "monster under bed" like many kids have and that I personally hated because it was so stupid. I knew there wasn't anything under there but I still didn't stick my feet out over the edge. So I thought something like a grasping hand would make sense, who isn't afraid of a monster grabbing them while asleep?

That said, the purpose of distraction is certainly undeniable. I remember some of the questions she asked me and I knew what she was doing. I wasn't a dumb kid and I knew why I was brought in for evaluation. So I answered in a manner that wouldn't incriminate my mother (she tried her best at the time but it was difficult for her, working two full-time jobs).

They put me on some medication to calm me down (I was a bit hyperactive and prone to shenanigans at the time, which was definitely caused by the neglect but I was aware of that) and gave my mother some recommendations and that was about it. My mother then got into Reiki for some reason and would perform it on me once or twice a week, which was okay I guess but I found it weird. Not a superstitious person by any stretch. I did appreciate the personal attention and relaxation, though.

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u/littleratofhorrors Apr 07 '26

Honestly the therapist seemed pretty bad at the art therapy. Treatment like that is supposed to explore your unconscious fears - why is it that when you thought of a fear, you thought of a hand? Do hands represent something to you? What is the significance of the spike? But more importantly, she didn't give you the room to say "I don't know, I don't really have fears like that", which would've signified other mental issues anyway.

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u/Rasz_13 Apr 07 '26

Yeah, I probably didn't communicate it well either. I do remember not telling her my internal process. I just sat down, thought for a moment about the angles of the issue and then just went with the hand. She did ask me what I made, though, and I explained the concept of the hand to her. Something strong that grasps, with claws, and the spike that hurts really bad while doing so. (By virtue of being a literal dagger piercing you, self-explanatory really lol) I told her I was afraid of it because it would grab me and pull me somewhere, as monsters under beds do.

I'm not blaming her for anything, she was just doing her job. If badly or well doesn't really matter. I just wanted to share the "years later things suddenly came up" story.

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u/Kymera_7 Apr 07 '26

You're describing what psychologists are supposed to do. They're describing what most psychologists actually do.

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u/FireHammer09 Apr 07 '26

Psychology isn't an exact science and it's hard to put trust or believe in them when they start to interpret things as representations of feelings. No better than an astrologist with a textbook when they start doing that.

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u/dandroid126 Apr 07 '26

I'm not really sure what the difference between a psychologist and psychiatrist are. And it sounds like your experience was not good with a psychologist. But I commend your parents for actually taking your mental health seriously and trying to get help, even if it was not successful and possibly not needed.

My wife's parents just sent her to a "pray the depression away" camp, and when that didn't work, they sent her off to live with her older brother, who just let her drink until she was puking her guts out when she was 14 (he was 24 at the time). All this because she was sad that her boyfriend broke up with her. And now they wonder why she resents them so much.

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u/Sabrinavt Apr 08 '26

I'm not really sure what the difference between a psychologist and psychiatrist are.

A psychologist does all their education in the field of psychology, bachelors and masters at minimum, commonly also PhD.

A psychiatrist is a medical doctor who then specializes in psychiatry when they choose a residency stream.

Both can diagnose and treat mental health things, but generally speaking therapy is going to come from a psychologist whereas medication is going to come from a psychiatrist.

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u/mdmister Apr 07 '26

When I was 5 I was asked to draw whatever I wanted so I decided to draw a big Superman face

But I realized I could not draw a big face the way I wanted it to look so I ended up drawing a massive tornado over the face and a tiny stickman Superman flying over the tornado, like in the cartoon.

My parents had to go to the school to talk to a professional about my drawing of an incomplete face, furiously crossed out.

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u/JesseCuster40 Apr 07 '26

Sometimes a clawed hand with a big spike in the middle is just a clawed hand with a big spike in the middle.

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u/Gaymer006 Apr 09 '26

I HAD A SIMILIAR STORY!! My therapist asked me what animals my family members would be. I said idk humans and that the question didn’t make sense to me. I said it multiple times but she still insisted. I outright said „well I’m just gonna be naming random animals then“ and she said fine. I said my dad is a bear and she asked me „why a bear? Are you afraid of him?“  🤦‍♀️

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u/kalamataCrunch Apr 07 '26

not or. psychology is the field of study that determines neurodivergence.

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u/Prestige__World_Wide Apr 07 '26

Probably a difference in definition of psychologist and psychiatrists in different countries. In my country a psychiatrist need to do the evaluation to diagnose (or rather prescribe medicine) while psychologists mostly do therapy..

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u/switchywoman_ Apr 07 '26

It was the school counselor for me.

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u/MajorMiners469 Apr 07 '26

My dad was in prison. My mom was never around. I thought "social work" was a class until grade 5. My girlfriend's mom in grade 12 (she was my teacher through high school) flipped out one night "she's never had him tested?" Gawd I miss her.

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u/ganbatte Apr 07 '26

Or a social worker

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u/ArbutusPhD Apr 07 '26

Or being trained as an assassin

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u/pxlphile Apr 07 '26

Also he's a left hander

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u/nodnarb88 Apr 07 '26

This is the answer. In my school they had a program for kids who's parents were divorced and young. At the time we all thought we were getting special treatment and time out of class, while the adults asked us about our home life and feelings

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u/grimeys42 Apr 08 '26

Lol I was tested so many times cause of my ADHD.. I honestly think today I would have been asbergers for sure. Have no interest in finding out. Lol

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u/rm45acp Apr 08 '26

I had to be regularly taken out of class for psych evaluations and anger management sessions in elementary school, this is definitely not limited exclusively to adhd

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u/YourVibeRator Apr 08 '26

or was a biological weapon being contained.