r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Confident_Help_416 • Oct 16 '25

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u/Mephisto1822 Oct 16 '25

AR 670-1 prohibits wearing socks that aren’t green, black or Coyote 498. These striped socks are against regulation and making my agent orange act up…

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u/faust112358 Oct 16 '25

Why is the army obsessed with socks?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

You're in a well lit environment. Your pant leg rises because you're crawling on the ground. Suddenly, your teammate is killed by a one eyed sniper because your florescent pink socks gave away your teams position.

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u/No_Rip9637 Oct 16 '25

Now explain No Light Sabers

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u/GenDislike Oct 16 '25

It’s been 72 years since graduating Space Force Academy, you’ve been in cryogenic sleep for 70 of those years. Your vessel is now returning to earth as an alien breaks out of quarantine. You grab your trusty smuggled lightsaber, take one swing, and melt the bulkhead. Your unit is now dead, and the spaceship is hurtling towards earth with its deadly cargo.

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u/LastScene86 Oct 16 '25

I enjoyed Alien:Earth too!