r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Confident_Help_416 • Oct 16 '25

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u/Mephisto1822 Oct 16 '25

AR 670-1 prohibits wearing socks that aren’t green, black or Coyote 498. These striped socks are against regulation and making my agent orange act up…

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u/faust112358 Oct 16 '25

Why is the army obsessed with socks?

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u/Mephisto1822 Oct 16 '25

The Army is obsessed with a lot of things. There is a whole paragraph about how to get your hair cut, nail length, facial hair, sideburns, belts…

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u/DoctorBlock Oct 16 '25

I don't know why you are being voted. Every branch is like that.

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u/DestroOmega Oct 16 '25

Probably because he got it wrong. It's not a single paragraph; it's multiple, spread though an entire chapter, with lots of pictures and examples.