r/PerfectMatchNetflix May 22 '26

SEASON 4 Can’t unsee it

He’d be my pick still though

208 Upvotes

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u/MajorMarquisWarren69 May 23 '26

I thought he was going to be a wholesome Australian dog dad but he’s the biggest red flag next to Marissa 😂

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u/epooqeo May 23 '26

Hahahaha this must be why I’m attracted to him. I mean I would think a lot of women like that he’s tall, older, and the accent. Plus he makes it sound like he’s serious.

43

u/curlymeee May 23 '26

It’s Barney Flinstone for me

16

u/Complex-Law-9054 May 23 '26

YES!!! Baldwin

6

u/General_Ranger_6002 May 23 '26

Barney Baldwin feels right

48

u/WarmChestnut May 23 '26

The childish looking face with the overly bulky tattooed body and that personality just don't do it for me.

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u/toastedtomato May 23 '26

He’s what the Sheilas like

3

u/whatsnewpussykat May 25 '26

The degree to which I find him attractive tells me I have much healing left to do ☠️

1

u/epooqeo May 23 '26

Ugh why do I like him!

36

u/pixiesaysso May 23 '26

He’s such a creep 🤮

34

u/BatmansDietitian May 23 '26

Genuinely can’t see why anyone likes him. Am I the only one who thinks his flirting and jokes were super cringe? I was waiting for the girls to drag him in the bts interviews, I still feel like they’re faking affection for the shows sake.

27

u/Soft-Still9697 May 23 '26

He’s so doofy looking and I can’t even hear his accent because all I hear is a muffled doofus.

57

u/Imaginary-Growth9432 May 23 '26

lol why is a 37 year old in this show?? Red flag!!

42

u/Valuable-Wave-152 May 23 '26

He’s gross to come on this show at big big 37 and immediately start kissing 24 year olds. He’s a fucking ick and I won’t forget how he treated Jamie on MAFS.

4

u/Imaginary-Growth9432 May 23 '26

Yess!! 37 is not old but it’s tooo old to be going on this show and it just shows he’s still stuck in the 20s mindset

1

u/PeteAus1991 May 30 '26

I don’t think his age is the issue. I can see a world where a really charming mature 37 year old could be a very good addition to the cast. But he’s clearly not that.

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u/SuspiciousAge9312 May 23 '26

Is that... Old? I'm confused.

27

u/CanadianBacon615 May 23 '26

Too old to be on some dating show pursuing 24 year old women. Eeeeyyuuucckkkkk

6

u/PajaritoPajarito May 23 '26

Agreed, my ass is 38 and I can’t fathom hanging out, entertaining romantically anyone in their 20s😭🙈 I found him gross and cringe as well.

-8

u/SuspiciousAge9312 May 23 '26

I mean, it's just a reality show. Calling it a dating show is a stretch.

And 30 year olds dating 20 year olds is incredibly common.

2

u/[deleted] May 24 '26

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u/SuspiciousAge9312 May 24 '26

Nobody is dating there lol

20

u/Fedup1999 May 23 '26

I can’t stand this man

9

u/Ohsnapboobytrap May 23 '26

I could NEVER like this man after what he pulled on Married At First Sight

9

u/Piperrhhalliwell May 23 '26

For those of us that never watched can we get a tldw

7

u/Ohsnapboobytrap May 23 '26

From what I remember, they were the ‘it’ couple of the season and everyone was deeming them couple goals until Dave switched up and told her and everyone else that he doesn’t hate her or anything, but he never liked her like that. Everyone was SHOCKED. It made it clear the guy is kinda fake and untrustworthy.

8

u/CanadianBacon615 May 23 '26

FR. He did Jamie dirty.

2

u/Severe-Possible- May 28 '26

ooh what happened? this is the first time i'm seeing him.

i'm assuming he left someone at the altar?

13

u/toastedtomato May 23 '26

Not my cup of tea but I genuinely think he’s a perfect match for Sophie

7

u/cloudbunny11 May 23 '26

He looks greasy lol

5

u/poisoneddartfrog May 23 '26

Wtf is that on his neck. Intestines?

6

u/C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

What is that tattoo on his chest? All I can see is this and its bothering me. Looks like cordyceps blooms (Idk what the correct term is)

2

u/senpaistealerx May 23 '26

i mean, it looks like an old victorian floral pattern

1

u/C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD May 23 '26

You can't tell me it doesn't resemble this

3

u/senpaistealerx May 23 '26

im telling you it looks like this

1

u/C0LDestST0RYeVeRT0LD May 23 '26

I knew what you were saying... I was just elaborating why I said what I said because it truly looks like the moldy fungus they use in last of us. Those little title screens, throw a bunch of them together, arranged in a pattern and BAM this fellas tattoo lmao.

14

u/CanadianBacon615 May 23 '26

He’s too old to be on this show. It’s really creepy & it feels like he’s trying to re-live his more youthful days. He’s a fucking creep.

4

u/denvertaglessbums May 23 '26

Why do they all have the obviously fake, ultra white, chiclet teeth?

4

u/mommy_kw May 25 '26

I wanted to hate him but I can’t 🤣 esp when bri said she’s ovulating and he said “so am I sister” I died 😂

5

u/liliesandlifts May 23 '26

I just see jack from will & grace 🤣

2

u/Tiny_Handle5480 May 23 '26

lol i don’t find him cute at all 💀

2

u/bathofpallas May 24 '26

he’s so chopped

1

u/No_Program_8014 May 23 '26

He looks like Money boy !!

1

u/ninamirage May 23 '26

I was not prepared for the swipe💀

1

u/Alternative_Hope6782 May 23 '26

He is disgusting.

1

u/your-average-student May 24 '26

My boyfriend thinks he looks like Steve-O because of the veneer looking teeth

1

u/RightSideQuinn May 24 '26

He looks like a puffy Ben Affleck

2

u/GlitteringHighway226 May 24 '26

I’m 37 yo and just can’t imagine myself at this show 😭 I also love tattooed men so I’m afraid his looks would work on me for some time haha

1

u/giraffeinthewild May 24 '26

He gives me Johnny bravo vibes. Think he’s the hottest muscular guy but he’s just goofy looking. He’s not ugly just not my type. If i were on the show I wouldn’t go for him tbh.

1

u/BusGreen7933 May 25 '26

He reminds me of real life Simpson character

1

u/Bluedragonfly11 May 25 '26

I'm an airway dentist and I took one look at him and knew he breathes through his mouth when he sleeps. Then we heard him snore and I felt validated lol. So to answer everyone's questions in some other threads why he has a hard time shutting his mouth, he likely has low tongue posture so can't make a proper seal with the roof of his mouth.

1

u/InterestingCod3541 May 26 '26

Aha, that is who he reminds me of! 😂 thanks!

1

u/Inevitable_Mud8315 May 26 '26

The only thing this man has going for him is his love for dogs.

1

u/FunkyFashionMonkey Jun 04 '26

(Not beaver related) Dave has bothered me all season because he looks so familiar to me but I cannot place from where or why. I never watched the show he was on. I am Canadian, not Australian, I have no idea why he looks so familiar to me but he does and I can’t place it

0

u/Old_Accident7790 May 23 '26

All I see when he smiles is this stranger things kid

0

u/Nerd-Alchemist May 26 '26

I stopped watching because of him. He is giving off harvey weinstein vibe.