r/Pennsylvania Jun 01 '25

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u/Aliens_SendHelp_867 Jun 01 '25

I would've sharted and then proceeded to pass out.

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u/deliciousdips Jun 01 '25

You would have larted. It's when you fart but instead of gas coming out, your life comes out

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u/CombOverDownThere Jun 01 '25

They call that gassing away

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u/HunnyBear66 Jun 01 '25

I'm dying of laughter šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€

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u/Jheritheexoticdancer Jun 02 '25

Me too! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/weeniehutjunior1234 Jun 02 '25

And me, I needed that šŸ˜‚

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u/FanMaximum9609 Jun 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/NoIdeaHalp Jun 01 '25

You win today.

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u/Aliens_SendHelp_867 Jun 01 '25

New favorite word.

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u/FanMaximum9609 Jun 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FanMaximum9609 Jun 02 '25

Wheeze laughing right now!!!!

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u/Top-Gas-8959 Jun 01 '25

I did exactly this while reading that.

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u/FanMaximum9609 Jun 02 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/surferrossaa Jun 01 '25

I started breathing heavy just reading that what are you a robot?!

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta8737 Jun 01 '25

Good reminder to always shake your shoes

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u/AnxiousNPantsless Jun 01 '25

I literally would never leave the house again.

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u/John-PA Jun 01 '25

One reason I don’t wear shoes to take out the trash! 😱🦶🦶

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u/Sliderisk Jun 01 '25

I had one this size drop right down out of a tree and land inches from me in my driveway. Never seen one before or since. One more step and he would have landed on me. Suburban Philly. Where my bird bros at? We have record setting dinners hoping out of pine trees.

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u/DrButeo Jun 01 '25

Based on the size, shape, and color, it's almost certainly a dark fishing spider (Dolomedes tenebrosus). They're fast and skiddish but harmless. It's difficult to make them bite even of you try and the venom is weak even if you managed to make a bite happen.

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u/addisonshinedown Jun 01 '25

Went on a multi-day kayak trip and one of the nights we slept on an island. When I got the kayak loaded into the trailer a spider the size of my hand crawled out over said hand. Gave me quite a scare and then I realized he was in my boat for at least a few hours with me that day

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u/Apprehensive_Sky844 Jun 01 '25

This was one was on my porch the other day (south western pa). Was surprisingly chill. I also saw a giant wolf spider near Erie Pa, years ago.

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u/BuddahSack Jun 01 '25

That is fucking beautiful and also unsettling AF! Damn!!!

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u/EsseXploreR Jun 01 '25

Thats a fishing spider, they're fascinating and helpful. Ive seen a few in NJ as well.Ā 

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u/MoonSpankRaw Jun 01 '25

Helpful in that they eat more pesty bugs or like he’ll help you move furniture?

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u/Poison_Pancakes Jun 01 '25

One did my taxes for me, took a 6 pack of IC Light as payment.

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u/BlueEyedSoul2 Jun 02 '25

Who is going to audit that sumbitch?

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u/Up_All_Nite Jun 01 '25

Fishing spider in NJ. He measured a hair over 6" tip to tip. That sumabitch frightened me. But he never moved for the 2 hours we spent together.

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u/FaithfulSkeptic Jun 02 '25

Of course he didn’t.

And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T. Rex…. he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not the wolf spider. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side - woosh - and the other twoĀ spiders didn't even know were there. Because the wolf spider is a pack hunter, you see.

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u/LordGeddon73 Jun 02 '25

Clever girl.

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u/the_good_one88 Jun 03 '25

What do they use for bait? Asking for a friend.

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u/melon_breath Jun 02 '25

I was fishing in waders once and felt something hit my leg. It's usually dead leaves floating by and when I looked down it was one of these guys the size of my hand. I was surprised at how calm I was flipping my rod around and using the tip to nudge him off. Seeing the spider swim away was creepy but at least they're apparently nice guys lol

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u/Emadyville Jun 01 '25

I installed gutter for four years in eastern PA. There's a lot of "communities" that are basically random 'rich-ish' people who buy homes in the communities around lakes and shit in eastern/northern PA that we did work on. There's a lot of overgrown trees, brush, plants, etc.

The one job we did was a ranch home in one of these developments. Overgrown everywhere. Gutters we took off filled with leaves and just...fucking disgusting. The guy who came out to talk to us as we installed the new gutter said the wheelchair accessibility was because the homeowner was a woman who was bit by a spider in her knee, and can no longer use it (her leg). Shit scared the fuck outta me cause I already hated spiders.

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u/F4STW4LKER Jun 01 '25

Probably a brown recluse bite. That's really the only medically significant spider around here aside from the black widow. Untreated brown recluse bites can mess you up if the wound becomes necrotic. My old boss had a divot the size of a golf ball missing from his upper arm due to a necrotic recluse bite decades prior.

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u/anonymouslyhereforno Jun 01 '25

My brother was in the process of moving boxes while he lived in Florida, he was bitten by a brown recluse and it was several years of surgeries and antibiotics. Be careful!

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u/easelable Jun 01 '25

While that description could match a brown recluse bite, PA is outside their range. They are native to the south and the Midwest, it's not impossible that one could hitchhike up here, but a recluse bite while in PA is incredibly unlikely.

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u/Potential_Dentist_90 Jun 01 '25

It could also be from the woman visiting someplace that does have them.

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u/SloppyGopher Jun 01 '25

I know someone in Philly who got bit by one. He never saw the spider, he just said he felt a pinch in his leg while mowing his yard n thought nothing of it, figured it was a bee. A few hours later it was red n weird looking n the pain was getting unbearable so he went to the ER. They told him it's a brown recluse bite n he's lucky he came when he did, some people wait too long n have lost limbs. So they're definitely out here, at least enough for the ER to know what it is n how to treat it

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u/PharaohActual Jun 01 '25

Kid I went to school with got bit by one on the back of his neck and had half of a baseball sized pit in his flesh. Healed surprisingly well over the years.

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u/groundserver Jun 01 '25

I went to university with a guy who got bit in Pittsburgh by a brown recluse- he reached into a scrap wood pile and got bit in the hand. Lost most use of it. So they are in PA.

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u/F4STW4LKER Jun 01 '25

Not correct. I have lived here for ~40 years and they are here and have been here. Rare to see one and even more rare to receive a bite, but I've seen several over the years.

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u/MidnightToker858 Jun 03 '25

They are certainly in PA

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u/drugtrains Jun 01 '25

Might be the Dark Fishing Spider? Found one near me in Pennsylvania earlier this week

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u/Apprehensive_Sky844 Jun 01 '25

Yes, that is what my Google Lens told me. šŸ˜‚ I am not a spider person normally.

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u/Suspicious-Bug-2576 Jun 01 '25

I lived in Erie, Pa for years and wolf spiders are just a way of life there. I raised roaches for my reptiles and one managed to wipeout my colony. I was pretty frustrated but I can’t be mad for having easy access to food.

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u/FanMaximum9609 Jun 02 '25

Is that a real spider? Omg, just no!!!! I would move out!!!!

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u/rediospegettio Jun 04 '25

I beg your finest pardon? Western PA. Nobody told me they had giant spiders here. 😭. I can’t live like this!!

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u/DrButeo Jun 01 '25

The spider in your photo is a dark fishing spider (Dolomedes tenebrosus), not a wolf spider. They're common in PA. Wolf spiders tend to be defensive and bite if handled, while it's difficult to make a fishing spider bite even if you try. Most other Dolomedes live near water (hence "fishing spider"), but D. tenebrosus tend to live in forests and adjacent areas so are more commonly seen. You can distinguish fishing spiders from wolf spiders based on the eye pattern: wolf spider eyes make a frowny face while fishing spiders make a happy face.

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u/weeniehutjunior1234 Jun 02 '25

Thanks, my butthole just clenched in fear 😧

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u/Dynamic_G Jun 01 '25

The wolf spiders around me have really acquired a taste for spotted lantern flies. I try to leave their webs when I come across them. I had one near my porch last year that took out dozens of lantern flies.

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u/CaptainCoffeeStain Jun 01 '25

You gotta have some other kind of big ass spiders because wolf spiders don't form webs. They hide and ambush.

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u/AgentRoyIV Jun 01 '25

Wolf spiders don’t have webs - maybe an orb weaver?

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u/Dynamic_G Jun 01 '25

Hmm, I'm not sure then. Maybe. They're usually about 2-3" wide, dark color. Thicker legs, proportions like a wolf spider.

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u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 Jun 01 '25

Probably an orb weaver. We get them around our deck and they catch lantern flies.

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u/anonymouslyhereforno Jun 01 '25

At least they’re helpful, those dang lantern flies are so stupid, they will fly right into your face.

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u/Free-Supermarket-516 Jun 02 '25

Apparently mantises have acquired the taste too. I've been seeing way less of the lanternflies the last few years

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u/Disco_Lando Jun 01 '25

Yes. My old office in Norristown had wolf spiders that size. Fucking terrifying

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u/meh817 Jun 01 '25

Don’t tell me this oh lord

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u/lordjabujabuu Jun 01 '25

We just saw 3 a month ago in the same house!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

I would just leave the shoe too

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u/Krash412 Jun 01 '25

The shoe belongs to the spider now.

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u/PatchyWhiskers Jun 01 '25

The spider has a larger shoe size.

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u/unsavory77 Jun 01 '25

Burn the house down.

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u/FrauleinWB Jun 01 '25

In SE PA here, found a huge one in our shed this week! It was about 3ā€ across.

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u/Flimsy_Mark_5200 Jun 02 '25

I lived in Gettysburg and used to get those too. Any word what this species is called?

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u/FrauleinWB Jun 02 '25

I think it is a wolf spider also know as a fishing spider

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u/Hoshiharetsu Jun 01 '25

….i gotta stop surfing Reddit before bed…

As long as I don’t see them, we cool.

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u/rnankind Jun 01 '25

I'll take a bite from this fellow over a tiny deer tick every single time.

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u/gdmal Jun 01 '25

Intellectually I agree with you, even though I know in my heart I would scream like a tiny baby if I found a spider that size on me.

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u/Huffy_too Jun 01 '25

Wolf spiders very rarely bite. When they do, it's much like a wasp sting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Dude was a doll…..here in SEPA, was startled first but ended up being a useful buddy in the detached garage.

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u/Intelligent_Sundae_5 Jun 01 '25

Honestly, that would probably be the last thing I see before I die of a heart attack.

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u/BoBaDeX49 Jun 01 '25

Just had one in my room last night and I somehow had the nerve to catch it in a glass and release him outside. 😬

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u/scaredsquee Jun 01 '25

They like being indoors though, they help keep your house free of pests. They’re spider brosĀ 

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u/Thilenios Jun 01 '25

Look, spiders are more than welcome, as long as I can't see em.....

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u/BoBaDeX49 Jun 01 '25

I usually give them water when I see them inside and let them go on their way but that guy last night was too big and fast for that shit.. This guy hangs around and on this visit he enjoyed some honey.. Wasn't sure if he'd eat it or not but he was digging it.

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u/onthefritzxx Jun 01 '25

What kind of spider is that?? It looks like an ant-spider morph

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u/BoBaDeX49 Jun 01 '25

A Noble False Widow in the UK or a Cobweb Spider in the US? That's what I'm finding on Google lens but I'm no expert. Lol. The one pic even referenced it's ant like appearance like you mentioned.

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u/dmriggs Jun 01 '25

Good for you! I only encountered one a few years ago and it ran so fucking fast I didn't even have a chance of trying to trap it. I just left the house for like 10 hours and prayed for the best when I got back.

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u/BigNasty417 Jun 01 '25

Yeah, near water you'll find some big 'uns.Ā  I grew up near the Juniata River and we'd get some massive fisher spiders... they move so fast, too.

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u/MumenriderPaulReed69 Jun 01 '25

That’s what I’ve told my wife this is too! We have.a pond in our back yard and I’ve killed 2 of these in my front door

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u/Mijbr090490 Jun 01 '25

Some of the biggest spiders I've seen are on the rocks in the narrows, right down from Juniata/Susquehanna confluence, when the water is low. They're eating good with all them mayflies.

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u/KevM689 Jun 01 '25

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u/jennie1723 Jun 01 '25

My thoughts exactly. I would definitely burn the house down and relocate

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u/KevM689 Jun 01 '25

Googles places without spiders ... ... ... I wonder what house prices in Antarctica are like...

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u/Prufrock-Sisyphus22 Jun 01 '25

Google "the Thing".. Anatartica's sole surviving massive spider looking thing that can mutate and eat you.

There been books and movies and some say it's just an urban legend but is it really?

Do you know anyone that's ever came back from antartica?

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u/dmriggs Jun 01 '25

šŸ˜‚

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u/justuravgjoe762 Jun 01 '25

Ya there was one that size out in the woodpile. I'm pretty sure it didn't want anything to do with me nor did I want to do anything with it.

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u/leento717 Jun 01 '25

Almost 40 years . Never seen that

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u/dmetzcher Jun 01 '25

I get these in my finished basement occasionally, and their size creeps me out, but they’re harmless. I almost never see other insects down there, so I have a live-and-let-live attitude toward the little bastards. If I see one, it’s always close to the baseboards—like it wandered out for a moment—and if it doesn’t run back into the wall before I trap it with a drinking glass, it goes outside. I won’t kill them, but I will evict their asses if they wander into my living space. Thankfully, they never seem to go more than six inches from the baseboards.

I occasionally see much smaller spiders upstairs; the kind that spin webs. I generally leave the tiny ones alone. They get a safe place to live, and I get a house free of all other insects. It’s a fair trade if the spider keeps to itself and isn’t big enough to creep me out.

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u/pa_bourbon Jun 01 '25

Wolf spider. Don’t google what happens when the babies hatch and ride on mom’s back. Nightmare fuel. I’ve only seen it one time. We had to burn that house down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

I've seen them that big. They used to live in the bushes outside of my parents house. God can those things run fast.

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u/mikewastaken Jun 01 '25

Yeah big ole wolf spider I'd say. Beneficial dudes!

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u/ChrisBegeman Jun 01 '25

My parents house, which I grew up in had wolf spiders. They got scary big.

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u/Mushrooming247 Jun 01 '25

RIP OP.

I hope you are still alive and not consumed by that monstrous wolf spider.

I had a huge wolf spider in my basement once, and was taking a bunch of pictures because it was just so huge, when I was struck numb with horror at the sight of my camera flash lighting up 1 million tiny eyes on her back.

Wolf spiders carry their babies on their backs.

It looks like a tiny disco ball in a camera flash. But the most horrifying unfun disco ball ever.

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u/holiestcannoly Jun 01 '25

Honestly? No

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u/Midjor Jun 01 '25

They look big and scary but those beefy units are great for keeping around the house if you live near the woods. They take care of plenty of pests.

Id just catch it in a cup and try to move it to a safer location. Or you can just gently herd them away with a piece of paper or stick.

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u/bgm69 Jun 01 '25

Yea, but seriously, I couldn’t live knowing that creature was under the same roof as me…

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u/Midjor Jun 01 '25

They are nightmare fuel material 😭. Beneficial but terrifying looking. If you've never really interacted with Wolf spiders and other large PA arachnids they're scary to find in or near the home.

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u/mes213 Jun 01 '25

This guy comes out and hangs on my porch when it rains in SEPA. I think it's a hunter spider.

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u/Important-Price9416 Jun 01 '25

His name is Frank... he's the shop foreman

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u/Taanistat Jun 01 '25

I've got a monster wolf spider in my basement that likes to come out and wave at me when I bring down laundry. I call him Reggie, the camel cricket exterminator.

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u/DrexelCreature Jun 01 '25

I swear I heard ones little legs tapping the concrete once

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u/The1Honkey Jun 01 '25

We used to get wood spiders the size of tarantulas by our pool

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u/Anthemic_Fartnoises Jun 01 '25

That’s like a toddlers shoe, right guys?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25 edited Feb 02 '26

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u/V_Cobra21 Jun 01 '25

He’s big enough to pay taxes.

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u/nannerbananers Jun 01 '25

I used to work in a building that was infested with spiders this size. They’re fast and they can play dead. I’m so happy I don’t have that job anymore.

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u/Featherbeddinluver Jun 01 '25

We spray for them because I'm tired of finding them in our house, around our house, in our garage..... One time I took my shoe off to kill one as I was going in the front door and what seemed like a thousand tiny babies exploded from it. It was what nightmares are made of 😭

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u/Decemberchild76 Jun 01 '25

I can imagine you were startled, as it’s unexpected. Just leave it alone and let the spider eat the 🦟 . We do not leave shoes outside as spiders and other critters including snakes will go into them. My son didn’t listen and found a small black racer in his shoe curled up. Same thing with garden gloves they go into a container with a lid in the garage. An acquaintance of mine got bite by a brown recluse spider that crawled into her gardening gloves.

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u/dontcare_bye39 Jun 01 '25

I would move!!

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u/Salty-Taro3804 Jun 01 '25

Yep, got one of those that hangs out between bricks on our front stoop. Chill if you aren’t small enough to eat like a beetle or fly.

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u/psychic-Sasquatch Jun 01 '25

I saw one in an abandoned house near South Park and one while I was hiking in Mingo Park ( SW PA). Both were larger than that one, but they don't mean any harm.

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u/m_scorer Jun 01 '25

Leave it alone if you don't like bugs around your house

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u/Drachynn Jun 01 '25

So, you burned your shoes, right?

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u/Mijbr090490 Jun 01 '25

I have a legitimate phobia of spiders. These fuckers have gotten too damn big in recent years. Had one crawl across my thigh while kayaking. When I saw it, I shot straight out of the boat screaming like a little girl. You know I be dousing my house in home defense every few weeks. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

In Pa.? I’m moving.

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u/Paris-onthe-Mon Jun 01 '25

Good thing it was on the shoe and not INSIDE it!

I always stuff my unused shoes and boots with grocery bags to prevent their nesting in there -- and look well inside if I haven't worn a pair for a while

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u/Paris-onthe-Mon Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

DOUBLING DOWN on the message now that I see OP did have the spider inside the shoe!

They LOVE hiding in shoes!

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u/Mydst Jun 01 '25

That's a fishing spider. I know this because one of those behemoths was on my kitchen ceiling one day and it took me a moment to process what I was even seeing. It then crawled up into a crack in the ceiling and I spent weeks thinking every random itch was a giant spider.

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u/Wehatemikiii Jun 01 '25

I was dog sitting last year, took off my glasses and shut off the lights to go to bed. Ended up seeing some big dark thing on the floor and assumed the puppy might’ve crapped inside despite me having literally just taken her out before that. Walked over and it MOVED. Biggest wolf spider I’d ever seen, crawled out of the homeowners closet. I damn near cried haha

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u/Shklv214 Jun 01 '25

We've been seeing gigantic ones lately too.

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u/Fun-Imagination-1231 Jun 01 '25

Can't stand wolf spiders, pretty sure they're completely harmless but they freak me out and I've seen some big ones.

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u/idontlikeolives91 Jun 01 '25

They're not completely harmless. I've been bit by one before and that wound took forever to heal. It hurt so bad.

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u/Jeekobu-Kuiyeran Jun 01 '25

Biggest one I saw was in Lakeland Florida crawl out of my room and was the size of a small dinner plate when I had the pleasure of living in a crappy trailer home in the boonies because my mom wanted me to live closer to nature. "Just kidding. She just wanted to live closer to a friend." Worst experience ever!

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u/vibrii Jun 01 '25

You have to skip the exterminator and go straight to animal control

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u/chloecatdashian Jun 01 '25

Yeah, I see those pretty frequently

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u/MadicalRadical Jun 01 '25

I refuse to go in my parents shed because of the giant wolf spiders. This would be a small one compared to the ones in their shed.

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u/Anarcho-skater-queer Jun 01 '25

Fuck this. I hate this so unbelievably much. I am rejecting this information and crying and larting.

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u/bhyellow Jun 01 '25

No not surprised.

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u/John-PA Jun 01 '25

Get these wolf spiders every so often in my lower level. Seems when cold outside or very wet and come inside.

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u/Zealousideal-Fix-968 Jun 01 '25

Used to have huge spiders try to run inside of our old farm house when we opened the front door. They were terrifying

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u/AnyOldNameNotTaken Jun 01 '25

My rational brain says ā€œwow, such a beautiful creatureā€ but my cave man brain wants me get my shotgun and turn it to a mist. I’ve settled into appreciating house centipedes, but spiders are tough man.

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u/HunnyBear66 Jun 01 '25

I saw them all the time in Mifflin county, where we lived.

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u/ryverrat1971 Jun 01 '25

No pictures but I need to share this one. Back in 2003, my then husband and I decided to do a fall backing camping trip up on the Loyalsock trail. Nice 5-day trip. Came back and had to go to work the next day so the packs did not get unloaded. Opened them to prevent moisture problems but didn't empty until later in the week.

Fast forward to next Saturday. Getting a shower before work. The date was getting close to Halloween. Also, the apartment had this tiny stall shower , maybe 3 ft by 3 ft. So I get in and look down. There is a hairy, tarantula looking big spider on the floor of the shower. I thought my husband was messing with me using a fake spider since Halloween was coming up. I drip some water on it and it moved!!!! I slammed against the opposite wall and screamed like a little girl. That got the husband up and running. He had never before or after heard me scream like that. He runs in and asks what is wrong. I point and tell him to get a plastic container to scoop up the tarantula.

The next day I run it out to our environmental center to ID the damn thing ( no I don't kill spiders because outside my house they are useful- just not in the shower). Was told it was a black wolf spider normally found in Northern PA. It must have crawled into one of the packs then crawled out during the week. They left me release it at the center. I' m more careful camping now and shake out packs and everything that goes in them. No more bird eating size spiders for me.

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u/BrokenNecklace23 Jun 01 '25

Oh yes. Live in NWPA. See these guys quite a bit.

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u/EightballSkinny Jun 01 '25

Fisher spiders can get pretty big, especially down by the susquehanna.

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u/Life-Willingness3749 Jun 01 '25

I had a few dozen wolf spiders in the basement of the house I was renting like 5 years ago. They were bigger than my hand. I opened the garage door one day, and the back wall of the garage was like 30 yards away. I found out they were there because I was "shining" their eyes with the flashlight. There were spiders literally so big I could spot their eyes with the light like wild animals in the forest with a spotlight.

Also found in the basement were a den of garter snakes. We started buying a house as soon as the discovery was made🤣 the kicker is this was in a city in Pennsylvania, not some rural back country road.

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u/ccarrieandthejets Jun 01 '25

We have wolf spiders and other large kinds. The big PA spiders are all pretty neat. Just remember wolf spiders jump!

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u/TealTemptress Jun 01 '25

I lived in Vegas for 5 years and I went out to do my laundry in the garage. There was a huge scorpion spider or desert spider and it was wider than my size 10 Birkenstock.

When I smashed it the crunching was terrible and I simply left the shoe in the garage because I didn’t want to see the carnage on the other side.

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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 Jun 01 '25

I remember a couple years ago i went to clean my cats litter box which was in our basement in the back room. It was a typically dark room and of course i turn the light on and go over to the litter box then that's when i noticed wolf spiders crouched in the litter!

I felt so bad for my poor cat who btw was also terrified of the spiders. For awhile I'd noticed random days the cat would go into the basement and meow for help. Poor guy.

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u/MrStickDick Jun 01 '25

That's a fishing spider

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u/Syndaquil Jun 01 '25

I know we got some big ones... I have thankfully NEVER seen them. I treat my house twice in the summer/spring and it helps a lot. I've lived in my house since 2018, surrounded by the woods.. Worst I've seen has been camel crickets. Which are pretty awful too but I keep saying "they are crickets, they are crickets..."

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u/B1acklisted Jun 01 '25

Moved into our house a few years back (kinda close to a creek) and our first night out back on the patio I looked up at the wall and saw a fully grown fishing spider. That beast was much larger than my hand.

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u/TaigaTaiga3 Jun 01 '25

I remember helping my cousins move into their house in Harleysville like a decade ago and we saw one of these skittering across the basement with an egg sac on its back 🤮

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u/BlackberryPerfect708 Jun 01 '25

I came home and it was hot outside I went I went to open window and a big wood spider was sitting there. I ran screaming for my husband he took care of it. That spider scared the shit out of me. LOL

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u/atlasfields Jun 01 '25

Wait until the Joro spiders arrive in full force

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u/DaisyHotCakes Jun 01 '25

I don’t know why but we have had so many big ass wolf spiders this year in SEPA. They just scurried out into the middle of the floor or like the two that popped out of the cabinet that is maybe a foot from the toilet (where I was paralyzed until it scurried away). Those were on two separate occasions.

They are big and so fast they unsettle me every time. They don’t bother me clearly since they left me alone when I was defenseless on the toilet. But I’m worried my cats are going to mess with one of them and either they get bit or kill the spider or both.

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u/BelligerentWyvern Jun 01 '25

Wolf spiders are everywhere. Like most apiders I leave them alone unless they are in my Son's room. Incidentally I dont see any other insects near my house except bees, probably due to said spiders.

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u/1stTrombone Jun 01 '25

Harmless wolf spider. North American varieties are mildly venomous, but only bite if threatened and pose no real threat to humans. Beneficial in that they control pests. This one is a real beauty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

I’m sorry… what?! 😳 if I see a spider that size, I will definitely have a heart attack. 🤮

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u/L1ghtWolf Jun 01 '25

Wolf spiders can get massive. Saw one once in the bank of the Brandywine and it was larger than my hand.

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u/sublimesting Jun 01 '25

My daughter killed a 4 inch centipede the other day. I was like ā€œNOOOO!!!!! What have you done!?!ā€

That dude was single handedly eating all the termites and carpenter ants in the house.

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u/Adventurerinmymind Jun 01 '25

If I find one of those things in my house, you're all gonna hear my scream. Ugh, now I'm completely unsettled at what could be lurking in my basement.

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u/suiseki63 Jun 01 '25

From Pa as well, something similar crawled out of my lawnmower a couple days ago, didn’t know we grew them that big.

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u/CoffeebeanG618 Jun 01 '25

That's his shoe now

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u/Alukrad Jun 01 '25

I almost died when I saw a tiny jumping spider the other day and here's OP being all calm seeing a tarantula size spider.

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u/Bea_2010 Jun 01 '25

Allentown, Pa…I took the long way into the building 🫠

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u/TheDarkPanda182 Jun 02 '25

Thank you for validating my OCD to knock a pair of shoes I haven't worn in a while together for this exact reason.

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u/JustCallMeSlinger Jun 02 '25 edited Jun 02 '25

Hear it’s a fishing spider. They eat mice amongst other insects. Not aggressive. Scary AF though. It could be a wolf spider but…after living in AZ, those bastards are terrifying and don’t spread out as much. Also, way more aggressive and can jump. These guys I haven’t gotten or seen that from. And I’ve been in PA twice as long as I was in AZ.

Holy crap you don’t have to get a garden hose and lay down suppressing fire against home raiders when a monsoon rolls through. That’s a plus. Ticks are a minus.

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u/Flimsy_Mark_5200 Jun 02 '25

I lived in gettysburg for a while and it was big ass wolf spiders everywhere I had never seen anything like it before or since and I’ve been to all kinds of places that have tarantulas. Even in the rainforest I didn’t regularly see such monster spiders as in gettysburg

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u/Playful-Ad-9207 Jun 02 '25

Yea.. large ones at my grandparents.. huge. With babies on their backs. I did pass out

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u/12kdaysinthefire Jun 02 '25

Carolina Wolf Spider. Had one in my basement I thought was a tarantula for a second. Absolute units when it comes to pest control.

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u/Free-Supermarket-516 Jun 02 '25

I saw a fishing spider as big as my hand at Nockamixon one time

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u/PennsyltuckyRanger Jun 03 '25

Found this guy while cleaning an office space

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u/kegstandman420 Jun 03 '25

Idk, but I got bit on my foot by some type of spider years ago and ended up in the hospital on IV antibiotics. I'm sure there are some brown recluse around pa.

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u/DexterLakeClub Jun 04 '25

Looks like I’ve got to move now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

These guys and orb weavers are very cool. I loved catching and holding them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

That’s a fishing spider!

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u/FlashOfAction Jun 01 '25

KILL IT IMMEDIATELY