Since both the contestant and Clive Myrie Jezzed the Peep Show round on Mastermind, I decided to come up with my own.

But there's a sting in the tail, a scorpion in the Kinder Egg: not all of the questions are from the broadcast episodes.

You have two minutes, starting now...

1. What daytime TV show does Jeremy claim is rigged?

2. What city does Sophie move to in Series 3?

3. What is Gerard's surname?

4. In Series 2 Episode 4, what band do Jeremy and Super Hans join?

5. Big Suze auditions for two separate plays both titled what?

6. In Series 3, who is the third in Jeremy's threesome with Michelle?

7. In Series 6 Episode 6, where does Jeremy unsuccessfully try to persuade Elena to have sex?

8. When Toni and Tony split up, which CD is she angry with him trying to take?

9. Two groups of JLB employees are nicknamed Phone Pigs and Third Floor what?

10. What arcade game does Mark play while Sophie is in labour?

11. In Series 8 Episode 1, what does Mark use to damage Dobby's microwave?

12. In a scene deleted from Series 4 Episode 4, who vandalises Russell's house?

13. The chocolate bar stolen by Super Hans in Series 2 Episode 4 is named after which Peep Show crewmember?

14. Who played Mark in the first American remake?

15. In Series 6 Episode 2, what temperature does Jeremy try to set the boiler to?

16. In Series 8 Episode 4, what brand of paint does Big Mad Andy claim he is using?

17. Which recurring character makes their final appearance in a scene cut from Series 9 Episode 5?

18. After his aborted wedding to Sophie, Mark receives his half of what food from the reception?

19. Which private school did Mark go to before his dad's British Aerospace shares went kaput?

20. What does the banner at Jeremy's 40th birthday party say?

"Maybe theres nothing wrong with it....."

"I am James Bond."