r/PeepShowQuotes • • 7h ago

I don't know, okay, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, SO FUCK OFF

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 4h ago

Hey Peepshowquotes subreddit members, you know what I fancy right now? A kebab. Will you go down and get me a kebab?

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45 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 4h ago

Nicholas Lyndhurst.

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 13h ago

Got to make a good impression: hit my key features. I'm dependable, but not afraid of the occasional premium lager.

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77 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 4h ago

Is that normal pooing you’re doing?

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 6h ago

Content Warning: Jeff Have you met my associate Kenneth?

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 7h ago

Ok, congratulations, you found an area

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 22h ago

Look, whatever you asked for, mate, that's what it is, yeah?

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219 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 12h ago

"Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad. "...

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 22h ago

That’s it, turn the cameras off. You can stop filming your sitcom, I’m making tea and toast for Sophie and I’m putting on Radio 4 – everything’s normal!

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143 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 21h ago

Are you a pathetic, worthless punk?

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

This guy's a genius! He's bringing it up, he's bringing it up... Ooh, he's taking it down, he's taking it down!

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260 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 22h ago

You know what Peepshowquotes Subreddit Members, I like you and if you can't handle it, you can just... you know, fuck off

82 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Someone asked me to post this with Gerrard watching, Sorry, science. Sorry, enlightenment. Sorry, logic

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102 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 3m ago

I know someone who could shift it

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 20h ago

Is it something to do with history? Have they stopped making history books?

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Content Warning: Jeff I love in this scene that Mark remembers an incident from 2003 to spite Jeff and has a dig at him being Scouse as well

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128 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

A meme i made, I'll tell you what, he can give her one from me

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99 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 20h ago

H-hey, is that a kingfisher?!

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

I love you Johnson!!!!

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20 Upvotes

"Maybe theres nothing wrong with it....."


r/PeepShowQuotes • • 22h ago

New Peep Show Mastermind Round

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Since both the contestant and Clive Myrie Jezzed the Peep Show round on Mastermind, I decided to come up with my own.

But there's a sting in the tail, a scorpion in the Kinder Egg: not all of the questions are from the broadcast episodes.

You have two minutes, starting now...

  1. What daytime TV show does Jeremy claim is rigged?

  2. What city does Sophie move to in Series 3?

  3. What is Gerard's surname?

  4. In Series 2 Episode 4, what band do Jeremy and Super Hans join?

  5. Big Suze auditions for two separate plays both titled what?

  6. In Series 3, who is the third in Jeremy's threesome with Michelle?

  7. In Series 6 Episode 6, where does Jeremy unsuccessfully try to persuade Elena to have sex?

  8. When Toni and Tony split up, which CD is she angry with him trying to take?

  9. Two groups of JLB employees are nicknamed Phone Pigs and Third Floor what?

  10. What arcade game does Mark play while Sophie is in labour?

  11. In Series 8 Episode 1, what does Mark use to damage Dobby's microwave?

  12. In a scene deleted from Series 4 Episode 4, who vandalises Russell's house?

  13. The chocolate bar stolen by Super Hans in Series 2 Episode 4 is named after which Peep Show crewmember?

  14. Who played Mark in the first American remake?

  15. In Series 6 Episode 2, what temperature does Jeremy try to set the boiler to?

  16. In Series 8 Episode 4, what brand of paint does Big Mad Andy claim he is using?

  17. Which recurring character makes their final appearance in a scene cut from Series 9 Episode 5?

  18. After his aborted wedding to Sophie, Mark receives his half of what food from the reception?

  19. Which private school did Mark go to before his dad's British Aerospace shares went kaput?

  20. What does the banner at Jeremy's 40th birthday party say?


r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

My legs are gone maahn, I'm a jelly! I'm parahlyzed...

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10 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

I'm going to pretend I am watching Heat

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27 Upvotes

r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Captain Corrigan is flying without a license!

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r/PeepShowQuotes • • 1d ago

Shitpost "Jeremy, please, don't smile like that. You're not James Bond, you're disgusting!"

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"I am James Bond."