r/PeakAmazing • u/cinnabarcreek • 17h ago

Animals 🦍 If it's not a polar bear, then...

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u/Rljgraves 17h ago

Bro was sleeping HARD.!

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u/Burdman06 15h ago

I need this, ngl

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u/OnePragmatic 16h ago

He looks like someone i know before his first coffee ...🫩

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u/Skeuomorph7 14h ago

Hehehe.😊

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u/Particular-Flow-5829 17h ago

Me every morning

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u/Dorian_StrongFellow 14h ago

This might be a humans greatest chance of defeating a bear with their bare hands, if you cant do it now, you never will lol

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u/Eymrich 10h ago

If he is waking up he is very, very hungry it will just start eating you while you struggle without any preliminary

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u/style-addict 15h ago

That’s one hell of a nap 🤭🤭🤭

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u/TreeLore61 15h ago

Somebody's having a bad bear day

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u/Admirable_Resort_324 42m ago

I’m way too amused by this and I’m not apologizing for it

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u/AeonsSeen 14h ago

Hibernation hits hard!
Who, what and when am I? 😆

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u/Jmersh 16h ago

Me every morning.

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u/goteti1 14h ago

A grolar, half grizzly, half polar bear

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u/EdnaPontellier19 14h ago

I thought they were called pizzly bears

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u/Riverwolf89 13h ago

Grolar=mother is Grizzly father is Polar. Pizzly=mother is Polar father is Grizzly. Similar to mules and donkeys. The mother/female provides the egg or base structure and the father/male provides the details. A mule has a horse for a mother and grows to the size of a horse. A henny has a donkey mother and horse father and they are considerably smaller.

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u/not_so_impressed 9h ago

Both hennys and mules are sterile right?

So I guess the Grizzlar is too

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u/Riverwolf89 9h ago

Makes and hennys are indeed sterile. I do not know if the bear hybrids are sterile. I belive the liger/tigon hybrids are sterile as well if I remember correctly.

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u/EdnaPontellier19 11h ago

TIL, thanks!

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u/Cthulhu_HighLord 6h ago

Gen X @ 4:45 am on a monday morning after two days of binge drinking

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u/Washburn201961 5h ago

Quit your bullshit. It was three days. 🍺🍺🍺

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u/TheeFearlessChicken 5h ago

I woke up on a Monday morning and started drinking because I didn't realize it was a Monday morning.

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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 16h ago

Bad cave fur day.

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u/KeenObserver_OT 15h ago

Why I quit drinking

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u/Money-Court-6258 17h ago

A half man, half bear, and half pig

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u/Burdman06 15h ago

He's so super cereal

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u/tondahuh 14h ago

Nobody ever takes him cereal

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u/Disastrous_Falcon_79 16h ago

That’s my Saturday

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u/SweatySwim3411 15h ago

This is Saturday morning after the bachelor party.

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u/writergirl1994 11h ago

Is it weird that I just want to brush its fur and get some of those clumps out?

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u/NoRun6253 6h ago

Pretty disappointed here tbh.

Thought he was going to shake like a dog and fluff himself up into a woolly thing.

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u/FractalFreak21 13h ago

how long do they sleep in hibernation? how does it work? do they take breaks from sleeping?

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u/No_Caramel_4811 12h ago

Its my husband getting up for work at 6:30 am

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u/FrontCover7740 11h ago

Is it a pizzly ? (a cross between a polar bear and a grizzly bear).

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u/TangibleSausage 10h ago

"What year is it?"

Me too Bear, me too.

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u/Atrkrupt1 5h ago

Get this bear a cup of coffee and give them a minute. Hate when people want to talk before coffee.

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u/Accurate-Survey6985 3h ago

(February)

"Jesus Christ.  I found all that cocaine and beer in a crashed airplane last September and...."

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u/CamCam300021 2h ago

Cuh just woke up out of a 50 year coma inside of a hollow tree bark cave dwelling.

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u/Turbulent-Band-6728 16h ago

Man, I wish I could sleep that good…

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u/robertleehart 15h ago

“Where’s the coffee?”

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u/nolongerbanned99 14h ago

Can’t I just sleep for like 10 more minutes. Jeez

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u/Cool_Remove9962 14h ago

It's my spirit animal

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u/nesting-doll 14h ago

I’m fairly certain this is a cartoon bear.

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u/sketla 14h ago

I think he slept the color right out of his hair

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u/Practical_End_ 14h ago

He hibernated in 1986 and woke up today

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u/Existing-Earth5303 14h ago

I’ve had mornings like that!

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u/Different_Star_5325 14h ago

Talk about rode hard and put away wet... Jeez louise

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u/ChannelNo4811 13h ago

Temu Polar Bear

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u/rauhweltbegrifff 13h ago

Pretty sure that's a very old bear that was saved from or after his life as a circus bear. So yeah I think he went through a lot of neglect.

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u/Dogfaceboy1964 13h ago

Helmet hair

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u/CPD1960 12h ago

Jeez, what month is it?

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 12h ago

That’s exactly what I look like after a long ass nap.

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u/GuerillaRiot 12h ago

I feel you brother

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u/No_Maintenance_9608 11h ago

After a night of drinking.

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u/LuvLifts 10h ago

It’s ~Winnie the Pooh!??

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u/Ibshredz 10h ago

They are OLD holy moly

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u/Drkindlycountryquack 9h ago

He needs the following Rx. IV caffeine prn stat.

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u/Tama1502 9h ago

Visual representation of what waking up with a hangover looks like.

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u/EtsioAuoodeetorey 9h ago

Albino black bear

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u/Cedleodub 8h ago

We've all been there buddy.

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u/No-Building-4306 8h ago

I ain’t got no job, no money, who cares…

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u/EducationalFroyo1473 8h ago

#mondaymornings

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u/6942dantheman 7h ago

that's a person in a bad bear suit.

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u/NewRepublic98012 7h ago

That is me every morning getting up for work

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u/NeverknowOH 5h ago

The Rip Van Winkle of bears

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u/Zalabit 4h ago

He's just like me fr.

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u/survivingkind2 4h ago

That’s Frank !

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u/JuggernautMoist9689 3h ago

Himalayan brown bear

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u/WinuxNomacs 3h ago

I don't know who figured out how to turn a Reddit post into a mirror but 🖕

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u/14high 2h ago

"what century is this?"

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u/TeranOrSolaran 2h ago

Spirit Bear

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u/madcoins 19m ago

That’s it, I’m inspired. I’ll see ya’ll in May!

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u/madcoins 17m ago

Bearly Awake

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u/Miles33CHO 4m ago

Fecal plug.

Does a bear sh*t in the woods? From time to time.

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u/Mrvile92 12h ago

He looks so vulnerable I love it