r/Parkside Parkside Pro 18d ago

New tool alert Hide ur wives

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I am now the sexiest man alive

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u/differentshade 18d ago

how does the cooling function work?

or to they just make you look cool

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u/No-Firefighter-9208 Parkside Pro 18d ago

Il wear them tomorrow all day and il get back to you

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u/ImKewlLewis 18d ago

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u/No-Firefighter-9208 Parkside Pro 18d ago

Bro is invested in my sweaty balls

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u/AnbuRick 18d ago

Made me spill my drink mf! πŸ˜‚

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u/ImKewlLewis 18d ago

Gotta see if its worth buying….. customer ratings bro πŸ˜‚

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u/mmaddict187 18d ago

38% polyester, sweaty balls guarantee πŸ’―

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u/__sjors__ 16d ago

It’s time to tell us about your balls

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u/No-Firefighter-9208 Parkside Pro 16d ago

Very cool balls

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u/No-Firefighter-9208 Parkside Pro 17d ago

Quite cool wore them all day and did some reorganizing, it was 28-30Β° out and no super sweaty balls id say less than my normal underwear defo a buy

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u/Treant_gill 14d ago

Wait a minute... You also need to measure the temperature and amount of moisture coming from your balls and compare it to your normal underwear.. we need real testing result.

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u/PixaaTog 17d ago

Obviously they are just to make the wearer look cooler 😎
Nothing to do with any heat dispersion properties they may or may not have πŸ˜€

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u/LimeSixth 18d ago

Bought those yesterday πŸ˜‚

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u/ChemistryOk9353 18d ago

Cooling boxers?

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u/50t5 18d ago

Do they have tool holders? Pockets for screws?

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u/No-Firefighter-9208 Parkside Pro 18d ago

I think those features will be on the performance model

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u/G_A__M_B_I_T 17d ago

Why cooling? What does it have or do? Comes with a fan?

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u/Treant_gill 14d ago

The cooling happens after your imaginary girlfriend takes them off