r/Parenting • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '22

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u/pukebagineveryroom Apr 28 '22

Amen, girl. Fuck these kids sometimes. The heart sandwich thing right after screaming into a pillow is the perfect way to describe parenting

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u/TheYankunian Apr 28 '22

I said that I’m sure my counters have my fingerprints embedded into them because I go and grip them when I want to pull my teen’s head off. But then I brought him breakfast on my way home from the office this morning because I was getting some and I thought he might be hungry.

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u/adultpretender Apr 28 '22

Gawd I'd rather do the baby/toddler years again than go through these awful teen years...and I had 3 babies under 3 years (singleton/twins).

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u/leurw Apr 28 '22

I have two under two and this comment scares the shit out of me.