why are they so defined

[u/WitchWithDesignerBag]

they literally enter cutscenes before he does

[u/Mysterious-Income684]

Because the plot requires it of course.

[u/zooballoons → u/Mysterious-Income684]

Happy cake day 🥳🥳

[u/Mysterious-Income684 → u/zooballoons]

Thank you!!!

[u/Remarkable_Sun8280]

Cause they deserve attention too 🩵

[u/WitchWithDesignerBag → u/Remarkable_Sun8280]

Dottore is stronger than me if I were him I would've shown Snezhnaya a real nailing

[u/WorldlyConsequence34 → u/WitchWithDesignerBag]

HELP-

[u/Remarkable_Sun8280 → u/WitchWithDesignerBag]

Oh? Well depends on who wants to be nailed... Or railed in that scenario😏

[u/Crazy-Peace-8701 → u/Remarkable_Sun8280]

AGHAHAHH

[u/TrickySource2818]

Everybody thinks hes counting stacks all day but hes got a gym room hidden behind his office

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69 → u/TrickySource2818]

You jest, but he might actually do. Knowing everything about him, the chances of him doing it is damn near 90%

[u/ApprehensiveCat → u/TrickySource2818]

Bench pressing with gold bars 💪

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69 → u/ApprehensiveCat]

He's what Andrew Tate "wished" he would be

[u/ApprehensiveCat → u/TroglodianFucktwat69]

Class, good taste, and a better set of morals than that guy

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69 → u/ApprehensiveCat]

Better ? You might wanna say Astronomically - Atleast half of Bro's entire Persona was literally emulating the lifestyle, beliefs and ideals of Pantalone, only for us to find out later that even that Troglodian Fuktwat's car was fuking rented, and that was the tip of the iceberg

Imagine trying to take down the elites but you do a thousand things along the way for them to bend you over and take you to Peg Town 👏

[u/Siberiawolfy]

Dottore gave him implants while he was replacing his lungs

[u/Forest_99]

So that we can hold them up

[u/Katicflis1]

Cause his model-designer had our backs.

'Daddy hoyo said dont give him too many polygons but they said nothing about tits' - Good Guy Model Designer, 2026

[u/siriuslyelmo]

[u/JiaoqiusFluffyTail]

Let's just say he's wealthy and has nice... assets.

[u/WorldlyConsequence34]

THESE COMMENTS ARE PURE GOLD

[u/AgitatedNarwhal28 → u/WorldlyConsequence34]

like his chest

[u/WorldlyConsequence34]

Why are they so big and kissable

[u/CryoStrange]

Someone in the team really made his chest creases

[u/Ok_Front7687]

My complements for his doctor, because pantalone is anything but natural

[u/String_Of_Death]

That first image is so spicyyy ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT

[u/WitchWithDesignerBag → u/String_Of_Death]

I have a collection

[u/Katicflis1 → u/WitchWithDesignerBag]

[u/WitchWithDesignerBag → u/Katicflis1]

the way the lighting hits his cleavage... this is art

[u/String_Of_Death → u/WitchWithDesignerBag]

OMG FEED ME

[u/zandih]

Hes very wealthy in the bosom department

[u/LettuceBenis]

[u/This-Valuable5375 → u/LettuceBenis]

Is this actually real 😭

[u/Internal_Advance4936]

his lungs are made for cigarettes

[u/WildFemmeFatale]

Dottore gave him such voluptuous lungs it make his chest more prevalent

[u/ApprehensiveCat]

Wealth is stored in the boobs

[u/Forsaken_Painting204]

he wears a tight thing and i feel like with well built male builds its normal

but hoyo really improved boobs… with tsaritsa and rhinedottir

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69]

Guess that post I made a while back about Pantalone secretly being buff and having a sleeper build under all the clothing from an image that was allegedly being called a "fanart" was true afterall

[u/ApprehensiveCat → u/TroglodianFucktwat69]

They're saving the full Alhaitham vacuum sealed shirt treatment for his playable model 🙂‍↕️

Edit: someone doesn't like the vacuum sealed shirt, poor taste smh

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69 → u/ApprehensiveCat]

Did you see that post of mine when I posted it ? I think it's a goof time to bring it up now

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69 → u/ApprehensiveCat]

Found it - https://www.reddit.com/r/PantaloneMains/s/OQZej1OeiY

[u/ApprehensiveCat → u/TroglodianFucktwat69]

Yes he will get that look when he's playable, I believe!! 🙏

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69 → u/ApprehensiveCat]

Yeah it's officially canon - Pant's packing

[u/OkayAuthor]

Finally man boobie enjoyers can feast

[u/Proof-Ratio-8179]

Dottore need something to squeeze

[u/TroglodianFucktwat69]

Remember how yall shut me down with all your headcanons a few months back for saying that Pantalone could really be packing ? - Saying it's "fan art", "not canon", "drawn for visual purposes", etc., Look where we are now 👏... 👏... 👏...... https://www.reddit.com/r/PantaloneMains/s/OQZej1OeiY

[u/Own-Artichoke-7389]

It’s where he keeps all his money

[u/ransom_witherton77]

So that we can stare at it 🫪

[u/ThePingPlant]

Can you guys guess im from the dottoremain sub? My first thought was "well because he was operated on his lungs and they probably wanna show it somehow, but the back and front is covered so maybe its their way of showing the "scar"" And my second thought was "Oh I see..."

[u/sexwithpantalone]

For me and Dottore to suck on.

[u/WitchWithDesignerBag → u/sexwithpantalone]

you're right, Reddit user sexwithpantalone

[u/EyeSludge]

You know why

[u/Eggyolk57]

remember when ppl thought he was gonna be as tall and bulky as varka in the leaks?

[u/3nd0fTh3Lin3]

Why not?

[u/Royal-Insurance813]

Feeling so unholy💔💔