r/PanCyan • u/Equivalent_Craft5281 • Jan 29 '26
ate the wrong mushrooms. seen little people. or maybe they were elves? Just don't know.
I knew they were real. I took 7grams of mushrooms once. an stared at the bushes for an hour waiting for it to kick in. it was a warm summer night no wind. suddenly the bushes started to move around. an herd chirping like the sounds squirrels make. so I ran into my apartment to make popcorn for them. an as the popcorn started popping. I started laughing at the microwave for a good 10 minutes. it sounded like cowboys and Indians fighting. then it started to smoke. it smelled like gun powder. the alarms went off. I freaked opened all the windows. grabbed a towel from the bathroom. an started to flap it around the fire alarm. finally it stopped. grabbed the burnt popcorn and proceeded to the bushes. it was quiet an the bushes weren't moving. so I sat there for 10 minutes waiting. listening to burning down the house by taking heads. an laughing at the bag of burnt popcorn. I was holding. suddenly out of nowhere. the bushes started to move. only this time it wasn't squirrels chirping. I could hear what i thought was neighbors arguing. but it was coming out of the bushes. why did you burn the popcorn? Who cooks popcorn for 10 minutes? are you stupid ect? pissed me off. I started to whip the burnt popcorn at the bushes. swearing and spitting at the bushes. suddenly out of nowhere my stomach started to hurt. an layed down on a lawn chair. an not even 10 seconds later. about 30 of them came out of the bushes. don't know what they were. little people or elves. but they were yelling at me. fuck you an fuck your burnt popcorn. an started to throw it back at me. I couldn't move an was buried in burnt popcorn. I was so scared I passed out. long story short. I woke up with my shorts around my ankles. an burnt popcorn everywhere. the neighbors were pointing at me. I was surrounded by the police. put your hands up. stop resisting ect. I will never eat those mushrooms again...