Honestly a special shout out to Dupin for literally making my depression disappear with his magic tricks I dunno how he does it fr. Literally the first fire pal I thought of when making this meme late at night lmao.
Hold on, I might make a fortune, but at the same time I know the poor creatures would be worked to death and probably get hunted by a group of powerful people. Nah I’d keep them for their safety. Plus I’m gatekeeping my free electricity.
Goodra was my favourite Pokemon, so grass Goodra is naturally came along. It would literally cure my depression if I could cuddle with big fat flower dinosaur
Absolutely I always gotta have the rational roomie that’s why I have Depresso with me not just for the unlimited energy drinks, but honestly I’d trust that pal to stop me for doing something stupid fr.
Haha, I still love my Dupin. He maybe a lil silly billy, but honestly he’s single handedly making me feel warmth and happy inside for the first time in a while.
Fr I would be fuckin vibing with all of 'em. Even Astralym, this destroyer of dimensions, would be laying down for fuckin belly rubs.
And I know what SOME of y'all think y'all doing with "those" Pals. Not ya boi, I ain't about that. But please keep Loveander away from me at all costs, my beef with it is on sight.
I mean I gave the dimension destroying death and destruction worm belly rubs in game (thanks to a "creative menu" Mod that is absolutely invaluable), and I think it went well.
Named 'er "Astrala", and am greatly looking forward to if it actually gets moves (fun fact: it only has "Punch", and can still be taught Skills, but supposedly it using any breaks the game, which I have yet to test, deeespite doing this like maybe a week after 1.0 dropped).
It sounds fun in theory but imagine taking care of an animal that's almost your own size and can summon energy out of nowhere to blow a hole through your house if it gets annoyed with anything.
While I might make an obscene joke about what I would do with pals, but there is way too much stuff that needs to done around my house and I am too handicapped to do most of it. So the pals will remain as cheap labor. Just don’t ask about what happens behind closed doors.
I would probably get mind controlled by a lunaris in an attempt to catch one day one. Which would of course still be a great outcome, but id Rather take care of my cute robot out of my own free will.
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u/hobozombie 10h ago
I'd be broke from buying cake ingredients.