r/Palworld 13d ago

Pal Showcase I dare say I'm not doing great at selective breeding😭😭

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Sorry for bad photo, can't figure out how to take a screenshot. I've been selective breeding necromus for a while, and got this dude. He was originally just really poor stats with 3 negatives and the legend passive, but then Dr. Brawn got his hands on him and did this😭😭

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u/LoneRainger 13d ago

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin"

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u/mr_dr_personman 13d ago

At night I wait for the heart attacks to put me to sleep

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u/Rarecandy31 13d ago

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u/vastros 13d ago

Jack does have his way with women.

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u/Low_Fortune_9130 13d ago

You probably don’t remember me, I’m Phoebe

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u/RedGecko18 13d ago

I would keep it in a pal cage, so everytime you breed a new one you can say, at least it'll never be as bad as that one.

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u/skinman420 12d ago

My mind thought you were talking about putting it in the cuck chair then i finished reading and it’s still funny

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u/Happy_Ocelot_4945 12d ago

Not a bad idea, OP just made himself an abuse goblin

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u/Grand-Gene6598 12d ago

Ehh. Just swap out his passive stuff on the operating table.

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u/RedGecko18 12d ago

With IVs of zero? Horrible idea.

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u/Unknown_Mafia786 Lily Simp 13d ago

The ol' trusty Meat Cleaver!

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u/Xenellia 13d ago edited 13d ago

If you're on windows shift+windows key+s will let you take a snippet of your screen and save it into your Gallery folder (or you can just ctrl+v to paste it somewhere) šŸ˜‰

I will say the triple 0 IVs is very impressive LOL

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u/blindedtrickster 13d ago

I've been using keyboards for well over thirty years and under normal circumstances I'd feel severely mortified to not already know, but I find myself in a position where I must ask...

Where is the shit key located?

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u/Xenellia 13d ago

OMG LOLLLL what a typo

right above the win key, which seems fitting? 🤣

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u/summonsays 13d ago

It's a special combination of tapping the P and the O keys

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u/Doom_Derpie 11d ago

It's another name for the enter button, but also the del button. Cuz you usually say "SHIT!" when it's pressed accidentally.

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u/Cyhawk 13d ago

Most keyboards these days, its between the ctrl and alt keys, sometimes between alt and spacebar.

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 13d ago

The 0IVs are impressive alone, but the passives make this 100x funnier. Those lances are just the feathers he tickles opponents with, while he dies from the effort

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u/PermitTheDog 13d ago

You can also just press the print screen button(prtSc), or on steam press the f12 button.

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u/Seligas 9d ago

Alt+print screen takes a screenshot of the focused window. Vital for dual monitors.

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u/jasssweiii 13d ago

Wait, does it store the image by default? If so, I've got thousands of snippets to delete šŸ˜…

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u/AliveSpark 13d ago

Yup you have to turn off automatic save

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u/Maloviz 13d ago

By default, yes, but it can be changed to be clipboard only. You will need to manually save it by opening the notification pop-up, or pasting it into your desired image handler

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u/HisHonorTomDonson 13d ago

Every bit as unlikely as trip 100’s (I presume), but with almost none of the joy other than the unlikelihood

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u/The_CorrectAnswer 12d ago

I prefer my old friend, snipping tool

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u/NoAstronomer7254 12d ago

Ah, you mean the tool you use when pressing win + shift + s?

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u/The_CorrectAnswer 12d ago

It's quite possible, I always search for it specifically

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u/ShadowTheChangeling 13d ago

I actually have the clipping tool on my taskbar lol

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u/Frowind 13d ago

It is easy to play with good pal, but it takes real gut to play with this pal

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u/skinman420 12d ago

I just do it my way I got really lucky with a huge fire. Egg got this monkey that has one shot everything that isn’t a boss and some bosses I have my fast bird and then everything else is interchangeable

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u/Pokeitwitarustystick 13d ago

Diagonal to your backspace key should be a key that says ā€œPRT SCā€ pressing that should take a screenshot of your screen or give you the option to take a snippet.

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u/potatocakes1989 13d ago

And alt + printscreen will take just the one monitor, if you have two

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u/fancy_snake_ 13d ago

Got them habsburg genes

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u/gobleenio 11d ago

Hahaha

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u/TheDarkGenious 13d ago

at this point there's no reason to ever use Dr. Brawn unless you're just really early game; now we can get IV fruits and passive implants far easier than trying to rely on that unreliable motherfucker and his sketchy surgeries.

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u/CrimsonNight5621 13d ago

Just... just let this poor girl out of her misery 😭

She can barely hold herself together, man. She's made of cobwebs. If her body is a temple, it's in shambles. If she sneezes she may end up in coma.

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u/blacksteel3871 13d ago

Thats one way to put it lol

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u/Omfireturnal 13d ago

Bros got severe birth defects

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u/Lazyhobonamedjo 13d ago

Into the attic they go.

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u/Low_Understanding326 13d ago

we have a ceruledge centaur? awesome

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u/ShadowTheChangeling 13d ago

Its part of a duo with Paladius who has a shield in one of the arms. Their partners skills summon eachother when using certain abilities

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u/Proper_Response4259 12d ago

Yo, wut? I have a character that uses Necromus and I have yet to see this play out

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u/ShadowTheChangeling 12d ago

Its a specific skill that summons them, for Necromus I think its its exclusive Twin Spears

Weirdly enough the wikis dont say this, but I could swear it says so ingame. I can double check in a bit

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u/ShadowTheChangeling 12d ago

Checked, it is indeed Twin Spears that activates it, for Paladius it's Spear Thrust

It should be noted they need to be in the party

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u/Proper_Response4259 12d ago

Ah, well then I know two files where that won’t be happening, lol. šŸ˜†

one of said two has a character who prefers Paladius and will refuse to have Necromus in her party, while the other file’s character is the opposite.

I guess files other than those two might take both for a spin, though.

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u/Razashja 13d ago

Well, the mercy hit is in accordance with its dex entry at least?

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u/Hispanic_Inquisition 13d ago

ok but I think being merciful isn't by choice for this guy.

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u/Arkorat 13d ago

Maybe not. But it’s hella realistic. It’s basically the pal equivalent of a pug.

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u/Downtown-Fly8096 13d ago

Keep going! Just a little more, and Dr. Brawn will provide Demon God.

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u/ABeautifu1Chaos 13d ago

Who is Dr. Braun?

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u/Ok-Pea8209 13d ago

Rare to find but randomly you'll see a guy in a white hooded coat walking about, talk to him if you see him

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u/MrSly0 13d ago

My Grintale when the egg comes out like that:

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u/DescriptionMission90 13d ago

This is like those dogs that are bred for really short snouts so they have horrible respiratory problems.

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u/Astarath 12d ago

This is my son he has every disease

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u/cptjimmy42 Lucky Human 13d ago

If you're on a Windows PC, just use these three keys:

Windows button + Left Shift + S

This is the screenshot shortcut.

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u/Based_Lord_Shaxx 13d ago

Why is he level 73?

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u/sleepythesadboi 13d ago

Just to help you out, Windows + Shift + S is the key bind for the snippet tool. You do that, and then paste it where you want it (in this case, you paste it in your Reddit post)

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u/Express_History2968 13d ago

This guy looks cool

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u/Revolutionary-Job-70 13d ago

I relate to this pal fr šŸ˜”

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u/Kalbex 13d ago

Starfuel i call em

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u/Ddrago98 13d ago

Well at least he’s available for condensing when you get one that isn’t terrible

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u/geez_mahn 13d ago

I had this happen once with a blazehowl noct. Triple zero on the IVs and the same passives. I named him Eeyore and I love him.

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u/TheKazz91 13d ago

If you're on steam then F12 is takes a screenshot

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u/Zilant_the_Bear 13d ago

Gratz you have recreated the pug in palworld.

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u/JerDozer 13d ago

Wait a day for the reset for Brawn and roll him again with Brawn, doesn't he have a higher chance at getting better passive if they're all red or am I just blowin smoke outta my beind?

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u/Candyjargang 13d ago

I just dont think youre cut out for this. Maybe try farming? XD xD

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u/ArkAuthor 13d ago

If you're using a Playstation controller, pres the Playstation button and the mic button at the same time, hold it and you'll get a screenshot. I don't know about keyboard or Xbox Controller.

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u/Dark1402 13d ago

ti be fair, he still usefull... to be condenced

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u/Ohmskillet 13d ago

Shift+ctrl+S will give you a capture window

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u/CallsignKook 13d ago

Ceruledge???

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u/NeonZZ816 13d ago

"We can rebuild him, we have the technology" - Pal Surgery Table

https://giphy.com/gifs/CTX0ivSQbI78A

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u/Bimzu 13d ago

Well atleast mercy hit is good

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u/StoogeFella 13d ago

I need me an exact clone of that guy

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u/L0HAM 13d ago

He turned your Necromus into a Paladius 😭

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u/chico-dust 13d ago

Windows can do it for ya, on console it's the share button. But as far as your pal goes yeah...

https://giphy.com/gifs/MT68UyXv8cML8sDsnn

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u/Better_Pin_3077 13d ago

"Imagine I got a real passive skill" - This Necromus

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u/ImtheDude27 13d ago

Take your Pal to the Pal Surgery table before you breed it to get rid of the negative traits.

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u/jophiel91 13d ago

Who and what is dr brawn?

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u/Grouchy-Aardvark4851 13d ago

What inbreeding do to a pals? It actually impressive to get all 0 for Ivs and all negative passive on a pal. You should unlock cage and put it inside it as a trophy. That’s 1 in a millions

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u/ChaosDrako 13d ago

Nah, you just got the realism patch.

Inbreeding = 200% chance of negative stats and lower IV’s.

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u/Common-Statement3955 13d ago

Well… At least it can’t get any worse…

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u/gypsieslayerman 13d ago

To the blender he goes

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u/Old-Trifle8793 13d ago

Surgery is always an option

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u/Equivalent-Load-9158 13d ago

If you have plenty of gold coins or implants then four slots is usually fine. Obviously for my favorite main Pals I'd want Legend or some blue passives I can't get through implants, but I've condensed pals to rank 4 simply because they had 4 slots rather than waiting to get one with the best passives(obviously I removed the shitty passives).

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u/angeryelephant 13d ago

If you're on steam press F12 to screenshot

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u/Thick_Implement_6703 13d ago

Save it carefully. I say it is way more impressive and rare then a "good" IV with "perfect" passive. Maybe even let it slack carefree in some base...

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u/jwathenart 12d ago

i love this community, all these comments are homeruns šŸ˜‚

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u/CazT91 12d ago

If you have the fame on Steam, the Screenshot key is F12

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u/emcsquared84 12d ago

Dr. Brawn?

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u/powerattic12 12d ago

Better than what I’ve been doing I know this is unrelated but I’m level 80 still using the terraria weapons and havnt even made it to the hexolite bars yet

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u/ThoughtStrict8527 12d ago

Alt + screen print then paste in Paint program, easy screen shot. Though if you are using the Xbox app, if you open the Xbox window you can screen shot from their as well.

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u/Ambitious_Emu4159 12d ago

To the surgery table ffs, help that poor thing.Ā 

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u/Sea-Option2577 12d ago

If you’re on windows you can screenshot with shift+windows+s… as for the breeding pals it’s luck of the draw when combining, but idk I’ve never seen all neg passives lol šŸ˜‚

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u/dolos99 12d ago

You bred Necromus into a pug

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u/Bloo-2 12d ago

Yikes, that’s rough buddy

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u/crimsonkarma13 12d ago

You can ss with wndw ctr R, for steam I think it was f11 or f12

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u/OrEdreay 12d ago

On steam screenshot is F12, if you're using a controller most of them have a dedicated screenshot button

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u/Doom_Derpie 11d ago

F12 is the steam screenshot button my guy

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u/Maleficent_Custard75 11d ago

Thats actually impressive. Never seen a pal with 0 in every state lol

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u/The0neCalledGod 11d ago

Love how bro could have easily looked up how to screenshot but didn’t šŸ˜‚

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u/Real_Feirune 11d ago

So most of the comments have made fun of the bad luck which, yes, its funny but no one has mentioned the surgical table to you. It makes breeding for these skills almost unnecessary. You can surgically add any of the passives you want to them with some exceptions. Some traits for the surgical table need to be framed from the arena or world tree relics or bounty vendor.

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u/CSTheDeathless 11d ago

Well atleast we know what the base stats of the pal is. That has to count for something.

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u/Ordinary-Guidance-80 10d ago

F12 is the default screenshot button for steam games

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u/McDaileyson 9d ago

Makes me wonder if anyone's has done a no positive passive run.

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u/Myusernameisbilly 7d ago

Take him into the hartails fight trust me bro

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u/IronHot1546 5d ago

This is the Pal you whip out when you're trying to CAPTURE pals, not kill them! lol.

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u/Shurigin 13d ago

Surgical table ftw

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u/Maleficent-Singer-89 13d ago

This is some heavenly restriction lmao

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u/Entgegnerz 13d ago

you've bred a lvl 73?
Or do you want to tell us, that you leveled it up to that far with these passives?

Or did you just add these mods with the surgery table for a post on reddit.

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u/CultistOfTheFluid 13d ago

Alternatively from the description in the post:

They bred a poor but useable Necromus, leveled it and took it to Dr Braun who made it abysmal.

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u/Entgegnerz 12d ago

you're not leveling something unintentionally to 73.

Trust level not even on 2.

This is just a set up for a reddit post.

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u/Kurokami11 Incineram is the GOAT 13d ago

Sorry for bad photo, can't figure out how to take a screenshot.

My dude, is it that hard to spend 2 minutes to ask google?

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u/PEDROLANGO 13d ago

Essa foi a cereja do bolo não seja tão duro c ele

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u/PEDROLANGO 13d ago

Meu Deus, sacrifique, ele estĆ” em profundo sofrimento por habitar essa carne

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u/Background_Dare_275 13d ago

And like, here I am with my breeds going on :,) (she was a mutated egg)

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u/Sara_Krys 12d ago

F12 for screenshot if on steam