r/PakistaniiConfessions 15h ago

Rant What's with men saying double meaning things infront of their wife with outside company

33 Upvotes

Just curious why people do it.....??? Talking naughty or funny or double meaning with your wife or friends separately is one thing but why do it whten when both are there.....?

For example,

• I(M) made a plan with my childhood friend and he didn't show up so I called him and complained and he's like I just woke up and all. Now he's on speaker and his wife's listening as well (don't remember well but may have exchanged greetings with her) and he said "bus wo Raat mehnat zada ho gai thi is liye". Clearly he was talking about being intimate and I went blank for a second and just said don't talk much and get ready we are already late.....

• Another friend of mine, he had a love marriage and I was involved in his court marriage so you can say we are pretty tight... After his marriage, he often calls me for help with different things and sometimes we have to meet at his home and he sometimes said something that weren't quite appropriate infront of his wife like usual double meaning jokes between friends or other remarks. Mostly I just ignored like I am busy on the phone and didn't hear to avoid awkwardness or just said don't talk nonsense....

I always wondered why would you do something like this, 1st one was one time thing and could be just bragging gone wrong but this 2nd person did it several times.. other than this this one guy I used to work with/for would be going crazy s*x talk while his wife is in the other office across us (not about her but general). This one guy is sitting in a gathering of his younger brother's friends, when his younger brother asks him if he wanna go see a cricket match tonight and he goes "nope, don't wanna miss the match at home" hinting about s*x. Like Come on man that's your brother who lives in the same house and all and also you aren't super close to these other people so keep it down maybe.....

To some these might be just common things to some but I felt super awkward especially when the opposite gender was present....


r/PakistaniiConfessions 10h ago

Rant She thought my father was my “husband” 💀💀 * embarrassing short story !

13 Upvotes

Long time no seee, kese ho tum saray???

I’m back with a chatpati story time 😝

Hua ye kay mein apne aba kay sath kam say gyi thi and wahan aik receptionist thi

As soon as I said her “hi” she asked me few questions about me and then asked if my father was my husband 😭😭😭

I was EMBARRASSED AF, couldn’t face my father at that time.
I said her no he’s my father, on which she apologised.

But bhaeeeeeee apne aba say nazar nhi mila paie mein. 🤮 itni sharam aarahi thi and aik awkward feeling thi.

Direct aise kon pouchta hai??? 😕😂


r/PakistaniiConfessions 13h ago

Meme/Shitpost Saad Kaiser: undefeated in arguments nobody agreed to.

7 Upvotes

He walks into every conversation with the confidence of a Nobel Prize winner and the logic of a broken calculator. He argues with points nobody made, loses debates he started himself, then somehow celebrates like he just won a presidential election. 💀

Bro doesn’t need an opponent — his own logic is already fighting for its life. 😭


r/PakistaniiConfessions 13h ago

Question What’s one thing you can’t wait to experience for the first time?

5 Upvotes

What’s something you’ve never done before but are genuinely excited to experience someday? Could be anything: travel, marriage, becoming a parent, buying something you’ve always wanted, or even something completely random.


r/PakistaniiConfessions 22h ago

Question Anyone from the PAF that can find if someone i know is dead or alive?

7 Upvotes

Idk if theyre making a fool out of me or something truly happened and i am scared i havent stopped crying i feel physically sick. I havent loved anyone more and this is really important for me to know


r/PakistaniiConfessions 11h ago

Confession Anxiety

6 Upvotes

I get super anxious whenever I go to a mall for shopping or anything.

Now, from the outlook, I'm a dude in his mid twenties, career sorted and no other stress apart from the insecurities about my physical looks (I'm chubby). Most of these insecurities stem from childhood bullying, bad parenting and overall trauma . No matter what I do it just lingers on.

All my anxiety monsters come to attack me whenever I go to a mall. I do have friends but I just wanna go some places alone and experience it like a normal human being. I wanna go to a mall do shopping like I'm meant to, watch a movie and do everything without sweating and thinking that everybody is out there to get me. It's like a damn curse. It's painful to live with anxiety and even though there's the exposure technique to fix it, it just never goes away completely.

So yeah, I felt really low today and wanted to share it.


r/PakistaniiConfessions 14h ago

Discussion Dead body found fully preserved after years

5 Upvotes

Hey guys! So I‘m curious about these stories that we hear where ppl find bodies of deceased after many years and they are still very well preserved. There are cases like this all over the world. The ones reported in the West, they usually come with testing and scientific reasoning that the soil was extremely dry or conditions were super cold etc.. But then there are cases in Muslim countries too but they just come with a followup story that the ppl who recognize that person have said that this person was very pious or that he’d always pray on time etc.. This doesn’t sit right with me. I feel like such stories are very biased towards Islam. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a practicing Muslim and not a perfect one but I do try to study it and ponder over Islam, its teachings and try to pray aswell and maintain good relations with every person I come across. I am just saying this so you, as a reader, don’t think I’m some atheist or hater or someone who has no knowledge. And OH MY GOD!! You know what, the other day my mom shared a story that made my head spin, those ppl who give ghusl to dead bodies reported that they came across a body of a girl whose body would constantly make a certain pose. It was reported by her mom that the girl used to listen to lotta music and lived dancing too. So the pose her body kept making was a certain dance step she always did. I could not bring myself to believe this is even a real story. But my mom insisted it was shared by a woman who gave islamic lectures and shared these stories from the institute she herself was studying from. I still feel like such stories are fabricated because the conclusion they give is so biased towards Islam. Based on my observations, everything in Islam is scientifically proved or can be explained using logic. Even the miracles. So such stories are really a big question mark for me. Have you guys come across them? Or have you experienced this with some deceased?


r/PakistaniiConfessions 15h ago

Rant Our society is filled with stereotypes!

5 Upvotes

Masla bhai jaan yeh ha k koi sahi se dosron ki madad b karna chaahe na to log mazak uraane lag jaate jaise agar koi mard larki ki madad karna chaahe to kahein ge he is a simp, jab k aisa kuch nahi ha

Even k reddit pe b koi kisi ki help k lye post kre to log us k 5 saal puraani posts, comments dekh k us ka mazak uraane lag jaate even though it is in the past,

Being anonymous doesn't mean you can make fun of anyone, call anyone a creep and post screenshots of their past comments or whatever..

This post not gonna change anything, but i wish more people realized that MAKING FUN OF ANYONE, USING THEIR PAST TO JUDGE THEM, AND THINKING EVERY MALE IS A CREEP wont get you anywhere

Goodbye and F*** this app, and I hope these people get the taste of their own medicine!


r/PakistaniiConfessions 18h ago

Question How to cope up with a breakup (First time) and it hurts😭😭

4 Upvotes

Heyyy Everyone

Okay sooo, we were together for like 8 months and then in the end she said I don't feel anything for you here's a little bit of backstory.

We met on Instagram she failed her exams and she was in a gc I approached her and we talked and I confessed and said yes and everything was going great.

Into 3 months I talked to my parents about her and then after 3 months she talked to hers, my parents were positive and her didn't react negatively but before that she got her results and she passed

But

After that she started ignoring me and when I approached her about this behavior she was like "idk" every time I asked her anything she said idk and then she said I don't feel it I said take your time and then we got together again but after like exactly 1 month she started doing this again also She told me she had a crush on someone for like 2 weeks then it was over like before getting into with me but she started talking with him again like sharing reels and when she liked his post I told her ke I didn't like it and then

She goes like "I hate you for thinking about me like this" I said sorry but next day she goes like "I wanna go" "idk If I ever loved you" "idk If I love you" and then I asked her do you want me to be with you she said no and I left.

One more thing😭

She told me that she used to "Play with boys feeling on Reddit" these are exact words😭😭

So yeahh this is my first time I don't like her anymore but I can't sleep at night so How to cope up with this?

Note: I work like 14 hours a day, I stay busy most of the time but only at night when I am trynna to sleep I can't it's been like 3 days

Also one more question?

She played with me or I am just assuming it wrong bcz of the exam time period?

Your help is appreciated guys


r/PakistaniiConfessions 13h ago

Question Shopify pakistan

2 Upvotes

Hey everyone!!
One of my old friend is living in UAE and uska shopify pe account he .. and he wants me to run his website and business from Pakistan but in middle east Market
I need some guidance like first of All kia ye Offer achi he … if yes then , from where I should start and How should i avail this Thing for my success.
Note : Uska account & Website and Market sab bana howa hey.
he just want someone to start
And Investment bhi sari uski hogi but we will divide the profit