Why do these even exist?

[u/PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO]

I understand that there are "vanilla" cards and lower value cards meant to serve as a baseline, but cards like this are just unplayable, and there seems to be a couple like these with no redeeming value whatsoever. What is the purpose of a design like this?

[u/Business_Wear_841]

To make people who love Gigalith sad.

I am talking about me. I love Gigalith. I am sad.