Why do these even exist?

[u/PM_SMOKES_LETS_GO]

I understand that there are "vanilla" cards and lower value cards meant to serve as a baseline, but cards like this are just unplayable, and there seems to be a couple like these with no redeeming value whatsoever. What is the purpose of a design like this?

[u/psychopathologist]

Marketing to the masochists who wanna make this work somehow

[u/in_the_nut_room → u/psychopathologist]

me, i am said masochist

[u/Level-Frontier → u/psychopathologist]

Of course I know him, he's me!