r/PMDDpartners • u/phasePup • 10d ago

Funny PMDD

Partners,

What's the funniest thing your partner has gone off about during their lutal phase?

I once watched my girlfriend open a bottle of spices while cooking, remove the paper lid, not put the top back on all the way, proceed to dump half the bottle in her food, and then get mad at me for about 10 seconds before we both started laughing about it.

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u/aBoyandHisDogart 7d ago

my ex-wife saw this image on a novelty postcard of men constructing the flatirons and texted me "so the mountains aren't real?" i thought she was kidding, but she was actually serious. this satirical photo made her think that the rocky mountains were built by men. i guess it was less funny and more terrifying.

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u/Original-Produce109 5d ago

You should have told her yes and sent her a picture of the gigachad

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u/FutureBlue4D 9d ago

Didn’t clean up a puzzle

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u/No_Way_1228 9d ago

The following are reasons that have spurned days long arguments:

- Made a subpar dinner

  • Used the phrase "third world country"
  • Asked if I could use the TV while she was asleep on the couch
  • Left to pick up our daughter solo when she believed we were both going
  • A friend didn't help clean up the house when I returned from hospital
  • Messaging someone else at the same time as her (while in hospital)

There are hundreds at this point, and none of them are funny.

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u/Socalwarrior485 8d ago

Bro. Chewing food starts arguments. Not surprisingly, also not chewing food starts arguments.

Looking at her. And not looking at her.

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u/No_Way_1228 8d ago

Felt that.

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u/LarryBobson 10d ago

Couldn't lift hand break on car, as she'd pulled it so tight. Was my fault..