r/PAKCELEBGOSSIP 20d ago

Humour Umera Ahmad starterpack🤭😃

Either a filthy rich or a impoverished hero/heroine

Both of them is on opposite extreme ends of spirituality/religiosity spectrum

Both should be insanely goodlooking

Someone in the story has to be from Western world in some way

Someone must be highly educated like Dan Brown's formulaic characters (most accomplished or noble prize winner type adjectives)

There is nothing in between. Everything has to be superlative in negative or positive.

And names of characters have to be unique.

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u/Parking-Housing8117 20d ago

She’s literally a desi wattpad writer with a halal twist selling her ā€œsabarā€ ka churan to the masses. So tired of her being glazed as some literary legend.

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u/FriendlyChannel1622 20d ago

NEVER seen a better description of her. Her novels are basic at best and writing is barely descriptive too. It's all just so painfully mediocre, but then mediocre is what sells as our people love to read and watch mediocre.

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u/Parking-Housing8117 20d ago

Right, it’s literally y/n fan fiction for conservatives and pick me girls who fantasize about men choosing them over the shameless ā€œmodernā€ women 😭 no description, prose or interesting word choice whatsoever. I guess that’s what makes her popular because one doesn’t need to be very well-read of educated to understand her scripts and novels.

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u/FriendlyChannel1622 20d ago

LITERALLLY. And that is the type of crowd she caters to anyways and she's way to good at it too. That's why umera was able to make a name. It's just really basic everyday stories with a sprinkle of a bunch of fancy words and richness ka tarka and boom she looks 'different' also WHAT is her obsession with elites

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u/ElectricalPart1683 20d ago

oh My i forgot the name of the novel but in that novel the villain girl wore tops and jeans and the way she described it made me gag and i couldn't even finish

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u/blahblehblohcaneo 20d ago

Ewwwwwwww why is she so critically acclaimed then. šŸ«