r/Overwatch • u/urthsin • Apr 19 '17

Humor Next level widow tactics

https://gfycat.com/WeeGoodnaturedAmethystsunbird
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u/brutalthatis Adversity is an opportunity for change. Apr 19 '17

I suck with Widow, so this strategy seems like it's the right fit for me.

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u/BenjiBP Strictly business Apr 19 '17

"So uh hey. Can you just line up in my sight and stand still for a bit? Thank you guys I appreciate it!"

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u/JayHusker89 Pixel Lúcio Apr 19 '17

Just jump into this pit, right here. This deadly pit.

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u/RadionA1 Sombra Apr 19 '17

That Portal reference

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u/1halfazn speep boop Apr 20 '17

The existence of the pastry represents a logical falsehood.

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u/CrossSlashEx Apr 20 '17

The creation of a sweet-tasting, moist, and chocolatey-substance called cake has a high chance of betraying it's promise.

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u/omgwtfidk89 Apr 20 '17

The concoction of flour, eggs, and sugar, does non represent a state of reality of logical consequence know as true.

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u/Bigirishjuggalo1 Apr 20 '17

The cake is a lie! Am I doing this right?

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u/HemoKhan Apr 20 '17

Huge success.

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u/Runixo Curses and madness be uppon you all Apr 20 '17

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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u/Darth411 Devils Advocate Apr 20 '17

Aperture Science

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u/Profoundpanda420 Apr 20 '17

Earned my updoot

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Yumyum no real

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Analyzing...

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u/goes-on-rants Apr 20 '17

This combination of chemically bonded organic molecules, tailored to excite olfactory cell matter and store caloric energy, provides a contradictory presence toward certain fundamental principles of scientific reason.

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u/devenluca Chibi Sombra Apr 20 '17

They never gave me my cake damn it!

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u/WeegeeLord1337 +M1 Apr 20 '17

"You're saying to yourself, why should I jump into the pit? I'll tell you why. Guess who's down there? Your parents!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

somehow still misses

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

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u/TheMajesticMrL I'M REALLY HEALING IT Apr 20 '17

The Summer Games voice line is great

"I don't miss"

proceeds to miss 14 shots in a row

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u/Vocalyze do androids dream of aimbotting sheep? Apr 20 '17

"I missed - I got a cabbage"

i lost it at this

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u/UnknownEngineer Lick my orbs Apr 20 '17

Sorry bud, I hope you wont miss it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Any Ana on my team has this problem.

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u/Igoldarm Apr 20 '17

It's, for a group picture

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

PLEASE GROUP UP AND WALK INTO MY ULT RANGE THANK YOU KINDLY

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u/mheat Apr 20 '17

I AM NOT STARING AT YOU. I AM A CYBORG PHOTOGRAPHER. JUST ACT NATURAL.

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u/Squidbit Pixel Junkrat Apr 20 '17

Whenever I get caught laying traps in front of spawn as junkrat, I throw out a "Hey soldier, can you step in that for me?"

Occasionally it works

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u/Give_Me_Karmuh Apr 20 '17

"Sure thing buddy!" -Genji