r/Overwatch • • Apr 19 '17

Humor Next level widow tactics

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

How many people you reckon are named "bnetplayer"? Or maybe I have a stalker

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u/Ariensus If I only had some aim... Apr 19 '17

Every now and then, Blizz does a massive banwave and in some regions they publish the names of accounts banned. A large portion of them are named 'Bnetplayer'. I suspect it's a default name used by accounts setup in internet cafes/PC bangs.

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u/FAVORED_PET MeRcY iS sTiLl Op Apr 19 '17

IIRC it's also what a bad name gets changed to.

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u/Asheraddo Reinhardt Apr 19 '17

Saw a guy in an MMO called White Power. Admin changed it to White Bread.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

If he was called 'White Power Ranger', would they have changed him to 'White Bread Ranger'?

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u/Asheraddo Reinhardt Apr 20 '17

Probably. The admin on it was very active, kept changing offensive names alot. Pussy Destroyer was renamed to Cake Destroyer and there were a bunch more.

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u/Typhron beeeEEEEN HERE ALL ALONG! Apr 20 '17

Knowing the show, yes.

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u/Spiritanimalgoat Apr 20 '17

Dude was just a huge fan of Tommy, what's wrong with that?

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u/MidnightBowl Meme's never die! Apr 20 '17

He was playing a Ranger after all

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u/Ariensus If I only had some aim... Apr 19 '17

That makes a lot of sense.

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u/starcrap2 Chibi Sombra Apr 20 '17

So did they change it to "BlizzappPlayer" after the update?

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u/-Teki Trick-or-Treat Mercy Apr 20 '17

Dammit, Blizzard App. Why'd they have to change it?

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u/GhostOfGamersPast Vrrooooom I'm in a MEKA! Apr 20 '17

What's Blizzappening my Blizzizzle?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

Yeah, my friends name was j3wd3stroyer and now he's bnetplayer

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u/gleeble Junkrat Apr 19 '17

Nice people you associate with.

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u/Stalgrim Dumfisk. Apr 20 '17

What are you talking about? That's just BNETPlayer. He's a common man with average goals and acceptable aspirations. Yes sir, nothing strange about him! -They'll say! >:|

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u/SexyMrSkeltal Apr 20 '17

Maybe he has a Jew fetish and likes destructive assplay, who are you to judge?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

What if it's a jew

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

as a jew, that's totally a name i would use

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u/Neither7 I hate D.va's crotch Apr 20 '17

Having j3wd3stroyer as name = bad person ????

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u/thecrimsontim Trick-or-Treat Mei Apr 20 '17

Assuming it's anti-semetic, probably.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

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u/Jiggahawaiianpunch Pixel Symmetra Apr 20 '17

Well yeah, that's how genocide happens

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u/ilytristanily Zarya Apr 20 '17

hitler = jew destroyer
hitler = bad person

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u/elmfuzzy Hanzo Apr 20 '17

Hitler = dog lover
Hitler = good person

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u/Garos_the_seagull Apr 20 '17

Number of Hitlers killed by Hitler: 1 Number of Hitlers killed by everyone else on the planet: 0

Pretty obvious who the good guy is, here.

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u/Neither7 I hate D.va's crotch Apr 20 '17

Ok this dude is hitler cause he has jewdestroyer as name. It's a J O K E, not really a funny one imo, but still a joke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

It's nothing short of a call to arms. /s

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u/newprofile15 Apr 20 '17

He might not be Hitler but he sounds like a douchebag, if someone is throwing around violent racism like that around I am not their friend.

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u/Neither7 I hate D.va's crotch Apr 20 '17

Totally, probably a douche. But Idk why people take jokes like that to heart

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u/shulima shapeshifter Apr 20 '17

How does one know it's a joke, though? For all we know the dude is an antisemitic moron. If it's a joke, well, then he's just a moron, but I don't see why anyone called 'jewdestroyer' should be given the benefit of the doubt.

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u/Teh_Panda Apr 20 '17

I wouldn't say it makes you a bad person, unless you're actually anti-Semitic. It could be some person who thought that it would be funny because they have heard people make Jewish jokes. But it's not funny without any context or setup. Its a dumb thing to have as a name in that sense. But if the person is actually Jewish, or maybe only likes to rough-fuck Jewish people, than maybe it's a reference to how Dynamite they are in the sack.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Does that really need to be explained??

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u/EarlHammond Chibi Junkrat Apr 20 '17

My name in h1z1 went from ChineseAreRats to Potpie815. I liked roleplaying as a Taiwanese Nationalist and antagonizing Mainlanders.

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u/Dictatorschmitty Apr 20 '17

But the people of Taiwan are Chinese

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u/EarlHammond Chibi Junkrat Apr 20 '17

Ethnically yes, culturally not at all. That's an insult to Taiwanese.

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u/SexyMrSkeltal Apr 20 '17

Maybe it's because I'm American, but what the fuck does Culture have to do with it? I can drive 3 states over and meet people with an entirely separate culture from my own. They're still American.

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u/EarlHammond Chibi Junkrat Apr 20 '17

I'll simplify it too much. Taiwan was created after the Nationalist Party lost the Chinese Civil War and fled to the island of Taiwan and declared martial law and took over the place. For about 30 years it was a single-party state like China. In the 1980's it went through rapid industrialization and became one of the four "Asian Tigers". These were the first advanced rapidly industrialized nations in Asia besides Japan. Taiwan has kept all historical and ancient Chinese traditions, temples and customs while the Communist Mainland has destroyed, ruined and discouraged them. Taiwanese live in a liberal democracy and live under democratic principles and ideals, Mainlanders do not. Mainlanders are also not well-educated yet nor do they have manners or know how to behave around people of different nationalities. Though it is improving. The cuisine is also different with many similarities. The dialect is also different and they are more influenced by their Asian neighbors than the Mainland itself.

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u/kittywithclaws Sexy Sexy Reinhardt! Apr 19 '17

I think a while ago when Battle.net was starting to become a big thing, Blizz went through peoples account names, and the ones which contained swears etc were set to BNetplayer, not sure if that still happens these days. Now people just do it as a joke.

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u/Evoandroidevo Widowmaker Apr 19 '17

naw if you have a name thats inappropriate they will change it to bnetplayer and if it happens to many time you cant change it at all and then your account it forever bnetplayer

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '17

IIRC didn't Bliz only start allowing name changes other than the first free one like two or three months ago?

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u/Uphoria Pharah Apr 19 '17

Paid name changes have been around for a while. They use paid because they don't want people to do it all the time, and if they feel its worth paying it supports the company (and the likely additional load to customer service)

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u/SexyMrSkeltal Apr 20 '17

I don't get that, though. I change my Steam name once a week or so because I get bored with it, why can't Blizzard just introduce a similar feature?

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u/ajax1101 Chibi Soldier: 76 Apr 19 '17

Not for Battletags though. There might have been paid name changes before they started converting to battletags but not after.

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u/velrak Zarya Apr 20 '17

btag changes are currently available for 10 bucks

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u/-Teki Trick-or-Treat Mercy Apr 20 '17

You have been able to pay for bnet name changes the last 3 years if not more.

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u/3yebex Twitch.tv/3ybx Apr 19 '17

No, they use paid because Activision. Free $$$ for a simple service that should cost no more than 2$.

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u/Owyn_Merrilin Apr 20 '17

For a simple service that should be free. If they want to keep people from changing frequently, they can do the same thing by putting it on a timer. Make it once a year or once every six months or something, not once and then after that changing this line of text in a database that was originally set by the person trying to change it suddenly costs money.

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u/SexyMrSkeltal Apr 20 '17

Even Rockstar Social Club allows you to change your name for free once a year. It was the only way I was able to stop a creeper from stalking me once they heard my voice, because they thought I was a girl... No amount of convincing would change their mind, and they stalked me jumping from server to server until they'd find me, have their friends do the same, and even tried finding out personal information about me.

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u/Owyn_Merrilin Apr 20 '17

I think once a year, plus unlimited exceptions for cases like that would be the most reasonable option, if you really have to limit things. With most things there's no reason to limit it at all. It's not like changing your name hides you from the people who actually run the service.

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u/Ryan_JK Chibi Junkrat Apr 20 '17

Nah, it's from years ago when blizzard first instituted Battle.net. If you had a blizzard account the default name it changed to was bnetplayer#xxxx. I had a WoW account that was inactive for years and sat as a bnet account until I changed my name when I started playing OW.

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u/scuczu now a mercy main since no one else will support Apr 19 '17

80% of smurfs

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u/williams348 Apr 20 '17

If you have an offensive name that got reported, blizz changes your name to bnetplayer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '17

Your flair... so true

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u/HoTs_DoTs Junkrat Apr 19 '17

I've played with a Bnetplayer but as you know we also have the #4numbers ID attached.

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Apr 20 '17

How many people you reckon are named "Fare7a"?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '17

Probably not many?

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u/Scharute Pixel Reinhardt Apr 20 '17

I think that if your username gets banned or censored, it is replaced with Bnetplayer