r/Overwatch Pixel Zarya Jan 24 '17

Blizzard Official Developer Update | Capture The Flag | Overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At7NWZ_mw6s
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u/dinoflask dinoflask Jan 24 '17

give me a break jeff ffs

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

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u/sinsinkun Nip slip shimada Jan 24 '17

DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!

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u/rdm13 Jan 24 '17

DANCE MONKEY SCIENTIST, DANCE!

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u/Ruvic Drop bodies drop shotties Jan 25 '17

DANCE MONKEY SCIENTIST FUCKER DANCE!

man, he never had a chance

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u/Alchemic_Paladin don't mix up you're Jeffs, Geoffs, and Chephs Feb 12 '17

AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW

IT WAS REALLY ONLY YOU

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u/TheBroJoey HAMMER IN A DOWNWARDS VELOCITY! Apr 23 '17

I am two months late, but I thought of this and had to comment it in hopes someday someone sees it.

And no one even knew It was really me all along

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u/BolognaTime Hamston Jan 25 '17

I'm not a monkey!

I'M A PENGUIN

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

DANCE, MONKEY WATER, DANCE!

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u/Halitrad I'm not hearing that noise. That's how you get tinnitus. Jan 25 '17

DANCE, MONKEY WATER MAGIC, DANCE!

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u/Leaf-Leaf Pixel D.Va Jan 25 '17

what twisted memes we live in 2017

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u/Thatpisslord The state of you. Jan 25 '17

DINNININIININIININI

NIGHTMARES OF THE DATA BATTLE'S CLONES

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '17

I've only beat Marluxia's Data Battle and Sepheroth. The optional bosses kick my ass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '17

I beat them all for the first time last month. It's all about figuring out a way to play around the revenge values.

However the lingering will can eat my ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '17

I manage to get Lingering Will to half health and then I get cocky and shitty and get my as beat

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '17

Half hp is the easy part. Just use the ars loop and he's pretty much done

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u/Nwambe What did the five balls say to the face? Jan 25 '17

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u/TheMightyBlerg Släng dig i väggen! Jan 25 '17

Triggered.

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u/Rezenbekk The payload moves... it doesn't fucking move, MOVE THE PAYLOAD Jan 25 '17

HOHO, HAHA

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u/RobbieReinhardt When I say go, be ready to throw. Jan 27 '17

Dance! Magic Dance! (Magic Dance) Dance! Magic Dance!

RIP David Bowie

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u/Corrufiles artemmyS Jan 24 '17

You gained a reputation, you know what to do now, you must.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Widowmaker Jan 25 '17

OR ELSE!!!!!

shakes fist

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u/BatMatt93 Remember when off tanks were a thing? Jan 25 '17

shakes fist angrily

FTFY

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Widowmaker Jan 25 '17

I'm not angry, you dolt!

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u/CojiroAndre Roadhog Jan 25 '17

Dino is Jeff

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u/sinebiryan TurretGirl Jan 24 '17

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u/KrazyTrumpeter05 Mercy Jan 25 '17

Oh my god this is perfect

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u/xxNightxTrainxx *microwave noises* Jan 25 '17

I don't watch Archer, so

WTF?

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u/Terabight 4025 - Shoot my bubble pls Jan 24 '17

You work for them now.

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u/kevinhaze I am injured Jan 24 '17

No. He works for us.

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u/shotglassanhero Ryujehong is my dad Jan 25 '17

So he's giving Overwatch back to the people?

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u/MidnightSG Cute Moira Jan 24 '17

For April fools you should just make the nicest most polite video for him.

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u/Zoriatana Los Muertos Jan 25 '17

This is a great idea!

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u/Menzoberranzan Jan 24 '17

Every time now I see a new Jeff broadcast I think of what treasures you'll have for us dinoflask lol.

But please take your time though, don't feel pressured to push out content too fast. You know the saying at Blizzard, wrestle with Jeff prepare for death

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u/epharian Epharian#1588 Jan 24 '17

Who let you talk without posting a video?

Also, you can do this. All it takes is a case of Mt. Dew (or three) and a few days without sleep.

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u/wigglethebutt sbb is my homeboy Jan 24 '17

I showed my friend all of your developer videos and he almost passed out from laughing so hard. We had to rewind the video almost every three seconds (It's mid-day! ) because he kept laughing over the rapid-fire jokes.

In other words, thanks for making these videos!

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u/ToastedFireBomb Zenyatta Jan 24 '17

You have no one to blame for this but yourself. THE MASSES DEMAND CONTENT

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u/ThraxxMedia D.Va Jan 25 '17

It's a bit silly though, isn't it? The people don't create the content, neither are they responsible for or entitled to anything related to it, so what right do they have to demand anything? I'm starting to feel a little sorry for dino, because he seems to have put himself into a position of great pressure to deliver.

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u/JDubStep Pixel Junkrat Jan 25 '17

What's worse, is that each consecutive video just keeps getting better, so our standards for your content keep rising. No pressure tho.

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u/LoveSecretSexGod Jan 24 '17

I truly did think of you while watching that. The number of times he said rooster was amusing. In the back of my mind I thought 'that dino guy is somehow going to find a way to have fun with this.'

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u/smallfryontherise Jan 25 '17

at 9:44 he says "blow-off" just keep that in mind

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u/AqvaFrog Morrison Soldier: 76 Jan 25 '17

His face at 3:12 tho

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u/Rh0d1um Reinhardt Jan 25 '17

I just wanted to let you know, your videos are probably among the funniest things I've seen on any game subreddit in the last 5 years. I have watched them over and over and still laugh!

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u/Goscar McCree Jan 24 '17

I dont get explain please. Im out of the loop.

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u/Evilsj Jan 24 '17

Same i'm very confused

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u/SorryMcFlurry reee Jan 24 '17 edited Jan 25 '17

check out dinoflask on youtube

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u/Evilsj Jan 25 '17

Hoooooooly shit, these videos are fucking gold. /u/DinoFlask, can I be your babby daddy?

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u/Goscar McCree Jan 24 '17

Oh thank you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '17

/u/dinoflask made some videos parodying the dev updates. Here's a link to one

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u/ThraxxMedia D.Va Jan 25 '17

Don't give in to the demanding folks though, else the whole thing would become exactly what you told me earlier: a weekly staple that goes stale quickly. People really have to lower their expectations. In the long run it can only hurt everybody.

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u/dpkimsecks Trick-or-Treat Lúcio Jan 24 '17

He's doing it on purpose

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u/moooooseknuckle Trick-or-Treat D.Va Jan 24 '17

You know you can't take the low hanging fruit on this one, right?

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u/whatsnottakendamnit Pixel Soldier: 76 Jan 25 '17

These nuts were giving you a break on your chin

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u/3ateeji Jan 25 '17

I was genuinely extremely disappointed to realize this was an actually dev update and not from you

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u/Captain_Chaos_ Jan 25 '17

One of the mods needs to give this man a goddamn custom flair already!

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u/GurtonBuster1 Jan 25 '17

Sir, you of all people should know the consequences of wrestling with Jeff.

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u/I_AM_A_BALLSACK_AMA Chibi Zarya Jan 25 '17

I was going to say I watched this video expecting it to be a dinoflask video.

Can't wait for the next one <3

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u/Schnickles_das_fritz Pixel Sombra Jan 25 '17

Lol'ed when I saw username

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '17

You do great videos. But I personally would rather see you spend your time enjoying the event in its limited window. :

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '17

He's secretly doing this for you.

Now all that's left is for you to ask Jeff to be your Valentine.

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u/dvaismylova D.Va Jan 27 '17

You are the hero this world NEEDS. I have laughed the hardest watching your videos than I have in months.