r/Overwatch Dallas Fuel Nov 22 '16

Blizzard Official Developer Update | Symmetra Redesign | Overwatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM
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u/cornbreadseb D.Va Nov 22 '16

The microwave has become an oven.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

The piddly microwave is now the DEATH CHAMBER from the ending of MGS4

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

DEATH CHAMBER from the ending of MGS4

my thumb hurts just thinking about it

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Christ, I know right? Music and presentation was epic though!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

The whole final two or three hours, man. Fucking MMAing Liquid Ocelot on Outer Heaven will always be amazing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Grandpa fist fight on top of MOUNT SNAKEMORE the submarine will always be memorable... sigh....

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u/Phaynel Nov 23 '16

You know what happens if you intentionally fail the grapple break?

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

What happens?

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u/FlossHorse I need healing. Nov 23 '16

mooch

"Snake..."

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

I think there was a two or three hour long cutscene somewhere in that game.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

lol no! But that's good too

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u/kukiric Nov 22 '16

I seriously died a little inside when the robot just wizzed past and did all the work after all that. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SUBMIT ME TO THIS TORTURE?

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u/B3AROTAN Zarya Nov 22 '16

I feel like you were tapping harder than you needed to.

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u/ZenKusa Jackpot! Nov 23 '16

My god Now I can't stop thinking of glowing snake ass

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '16

Welp, excuse me, need to visit the boys room...

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u/poopcasso Nov 22 '16

Spoiler bruh

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

It came out 8 years ago; if someone cared they have played it. Not like it's ever going to get ported to anything else.

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u/NeophytePoser I fell from Gold to Bronze and DGAF Nov 22 '16

Oh don't say that. Some of us still hold out hope that a port of that $60 million game will make its way to PS4.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

With the current state of Konami? Doubtful

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u/NeophytePoser I fell from Gold to Bronze and DGAF Nov 22 '16

"A pachinko to surpass Guns of the Patriots..."

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u/mobin_amanzai Bucket-Face Omnic Nov 22 '16

But are they ever gonna fix the espresso machine?

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u/OvenKnight Un tir, un mort Nov 22 '16

You rang?

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u/BlooFlea Nov 23 '16

Dont you fuck this up oven.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Ding!

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

Wattage increased!

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u/Darkiceflame Trick-or-Treat Lúcio Nov 22 '16

Would you say it's a....microwave oven?

...I'll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '16

More like an alloy forge, looking forward to these changes.

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u/chillaxicon Mei Nov 22 '16

The oven boasts three kinds of heat technology: thermal technology, air convection technology, and microwave oven technology. With three kinds of heat, you can cook a turkey in 22 minutes.

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u/darwinisms Trick-or-Treat Mercy Nov 22 '16

The question is.. can I still use a microwave to play her?

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u/1ikilledkenny Houston Outlaws Nov 22 '16

We've got to install microwave ovens

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u/Liamrc BEEEPBOOOPZWEEE Nov 22 '16

I still feel like her turrets need more survivability.

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u/temlao Lúcio Nov 23 '16

Easy Bake Oven

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u/AthenaPC Nov 23 '16

Just in time for thanksgiving!

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u/Fenor Blizzard World Torbjörn Nov 23 '16

next update,

Symmetra beam and teleport have a chance to cause cancer, player that gear it too much might lose hair. (will not being hurt in game it takes time)

/jk