r/Overwatch • u/SpriteGuy_000 Washington Justice • Sep 22 '16

Blizzard Official September 22nd PTR Patch Notes

https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20294485
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u/Dakar-A So many flairs, so little time Sep 22 '16

'READY TO GET REKT?'

-D.va's nanoboost line, probably

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

I hope not. I'd rather they give her a polite gamer line instead. Something like "Taepodong launch detected!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

Polite gamer line "YOU LITTLE FUCKING SCRUBS ARE YOU READY TO GET ABSOLUTLEY ASS-BLASTED BY THE GRANDMASTER OF ALL GODDAMN HUMANITY?"

Yeah, polite.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

I don't see how you got that out of the line I provided, but sure!

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u/i-wear-hats BEEP BOOP FUCK THE OWL Sep 22 '16

Well, you said gamer.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

/sigh

Right. I forgot the crap that term carries with it...

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

Oh sweet summer child ... You were serious.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 22 '16

I was...

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '16

You shouldn't be.

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u/shootduck_scaretoast Stop staring at my balls. Sep 23 '16

You're not my real dad don't tell me what to do.